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156946: animal battle cat cat_ear clothes fnf friday_night_funkin' glasses hair hat headphones open_mouth shocked smile stubble text variant:unknown
animal battle cat cat_ear clothes fnf friday_night_funkin' glasses hair hat headphones open_mouth shocked smile stubble text variant:unknown // 561x349 // 30.1KB

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avatar YakubsFavouriteChild December 31, 2025; 19:12 - Reply
nophono will fall for this bait
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild December 31, 2025; 19:12 - Reply
nophono will fall for this bait
avatar Dunchenman December 31, 2025; 19:14 - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: somephonos will fall for this bait
avatar Dunchenman December 31, 2025; 19:14 - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: somephonos will fall for this bait
avatar Dunchenman December 31, 2025; 19:14 - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: somephonos will fall for this bait
avatar MoistPepper December 31, 2025; 19:17 - Reply
@Dunchenman: everyphono will fall for this bait
avatar MoistPepper December 31, 2025; 19:18 - Reply
@Dunchenman: everyphono will fall for this bait
avatar MoistPepper December 31, 2025; 19:18 - Reply
@Dunchenman: everyphono will fall for this bait
avatar Chud January 1, 2026; 19:27 - Reply
kiss yourself fnf diddy noon
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx January 2, 2026; 13:28 - Reply
@Chud: staaaapphhh 3:
157543: atheism clothes fedora glasses hair hat ominous queen_of_spades reddit series:its_based_and_christpilled snoo spade spade_tattoo stubble subvariant:chudplier subvariant:sidechudplier subvariant:sideplier variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:snoojak
atheism clothes fedora glasses hair hat ominous queen_of_spades reddit series:its_based_and_christpilled snoo spade spade_tattoo stubble subvariant:chudplier subvariant:sidechudplier subvariant:sideplier variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:snoojak // 878x772 // 226.0KB
avatar imissyoutuey January 2, 2026; 12:37 - Reply
>jacking off more than 1 time a week
avatar Yohannen January 2, 2026; 12:50 - Reply
>jacking off 5 times a day
avatar Yohannen January 2, 2026; 12:51 - Reply
>having your bull run away with your wife and your belongings and not doing anything about it
avatar Apollo January 2, 2026; 13:20 - Reply
gem
avatar AtomiserRB January 2, 2026; 13:26 - Reply
emmy trutherald
151594: amphibian crying flag:transgender_pride_flag frog furry glasses nas:gigachad nas:pepe nate oekaki pepe_the_frog red_eyes soyjak stubble subvariant:jartycuck tranny_artstyle transgender_flag trend:jartycuck vantablack_skin variant:chudjak variant:unknown
amphibian crying flag:transgender_pride_flag frog furry glasses nas:gigachad nas:pepe nate oekaki pepe_the_frog red_eyes soyjak stubble subvariant:jartycuck tranny_artstyle transgender_flag trend:jartycuck vantablack_skin variant:chudjak variant:unknown // 688x738 // 28.5KB

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avatar Olgol December 14, 2025; 13:49 - Reply
addendum

avatar topazg December 14, 2025; 13:50 - Reply
@Olgol: no arrow
avatar Olgol December 14, 2025; 13:50 - Reply
@topazg: Dumbass twat doesnt know what addendum means
avatar xerox December 16, 2025; 00:15 - Reply
How to see most downboted posts eber
avatar emerald December 16, 2025; 00:17 - Reply
@xerox: order:id_asc
avatar emerald December 16, 2025; 00:19 - Reply
@emerald:
Fail
Its Actualy this
order:score_asc
avatar xerox December 16, 2025; 00:22 - Reply
[s]@emerald:[/s] @emerald: cool
avatar xerox December 16, 2025; 00:23 - Reply
@xerox: failstriketest
avatar Chud December 29, 2025; 20:40 - Reply
Nate Stinkers
avatar Chud January 2, 2026; 13:20 - Reply
Sh*t nopony cares about
151380: animated crying cup ext=gif gigachad luma meta:ai_generated meta:not_oc nas:gigachad nophono sad sport_stacking subnas:nophono
animated crying cup ext=gif gigachad luma meta:ai_generated meta:not_oc nas:gigachad nophono sad sport_stacking subnas:nophono // 560x416 // 2.5MB
avatar Ariane_Yeong December 30, 2025; 17:29 - Reply
Nonsense ruby
avatar Colin January 2, 2026; 12:56 - Reply
Nonsenserald
157545: arrow bathroom bloodshot_eyes crying ear gasp glasses hand mirror open_mouth scared sink soyjak stubble subvariant:crying_soyak_ears2 variant:soyak
arrow bathroom bloodshot_eyes crying ear gasp glasses hand mirror open_mouth scared sink soyjak stubble subvariant:crying_soyak_ears2 variant:soyak // 708x657 // 177.6KB
avatar Metro2033 January 2, 2026; 12:42 - Reply
the point is that hes scared that theres a hand in the reflection but not in real life
avatar imissyoutuey January 2, 2026; 12:43 - Reply
@Metro2033: theres is a hand you stupid flamboyant person noon greedy person
avatar Metro2033 January 2, 2026; 12:45 - Reply
@imissyoutuey: https://vocaroo.com/1mS086p12xc0
avatar Yohannen January 2, 2026; 12:46 - Reply
@Metro2033: okay sir
avatar Metro2033 January 2, 2026; 12:47 - Reply
@Yohannen: sorry i went a bit feral
157481: 2soyjaks ack acne bald black_skin bloodshot_eyes brown_skin crying eyebrows flag:india flag:pakistan hanging hives india indian looking_up meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate monkeypox noose pajeet paki pakistan red_eyes shitskin stubble suicide teeth teeth_showing text tongue tongue_out variant:bernd you're_the_same
2soyjaks ack acne bald black_skin bloodshot_eyes brown_skin crying eyebrows flag:india flag:pakistan hanging hives india indian looking_up meta:not_a_fucking_duplicate monkeypox noose pajeet paki pakistan red_eyes shitskin stubble suicide teeth teeth_showing text tongue tongue_out variant:bernd you're_the_same // 1700x1109 // 988.7KB
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 2, 2026; 03:31 - Reply
coemskong on the right
avatar Coemskong January 2, 2026; 03:36 - Reply
Two Gill_Koyims
avatar prolapse January 2, 2026; 04:35 - Reply
This also applies to (((you))) and the literal who you're raisinflinging at
avatar trevor January 2, 2026; 04:37 - Reply
geg
avatar Chauvin2 January 2, 2026; 04:38 - Reply
Two Gregs
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 2, 2026; 12:41 - Reply
2 jimbraps
157507: artist:chauvin award bohrium periodic_table series:elemental_mutts variant:meximutt
artist:chauvin award bohrium periodic_table series:elemental_mutts variant:meximutt // 800x765 // 699.7KB
avatar retard January 2, 2026; 07:40 - Reply
Unrated?
avatar Metro2033 January 2, 2026; 07:41 - Reply
noon i was just about to do it my cat distracted me by being a special stuck in the bathroom
avatar retard January 2, 2026; 07:42 - Reply
@Metro2033: cat? special?
avatar Metro2033 January 2, 2026; 07:43 - Reply
@special: yes, and yes.
avatar BALDIARYAN January 2, 2026; 07:45 - Reply
should i make the nu thread
avatar retard January 2, 2026; 07:46 - Reply
@Metro2033: so me
avatar toniylijani January 2, 2026; 07:46 - Reply
@Metro2033: got groomed by catter into not rating posts award
avatar retard January 2, 2026; 07:46 - Reply
@Metro2033: Are you soying what I'm soying, that's just me
avatar Ghostguy338 January 2, 2026; 12:37 - Reply
Francium should be a babyjak because it has a half-life of 22 minutes
157464: 3soyjaks animal animal_ears arm bloodshot_eyes chimp chimpanzee closed_mouth crying dance full_body fur hand hooves horn ill lips looking_to_the_left looking_to_the_right looking_up open_mouth ox ox_ape_ill oxen seethe seething sick snout stretched_mouth stubble subvariant:hornyson transparent_background variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cobson variant:soyak wrinkles
3soyjaks animal animal_ears arm bloodshot_eyes chimp chimpanzee closed_mouth crying dance full_body fur hand hooves horn ill lips looking_to_the_left looking_to_the_right looking_up open_mouth ox ox_ape_ill oxen seethe seething sick snout stretched_mouth stubble subvariant:hornyson transparent_background variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:cobson variant:soyak wrinkles // 721x574 // 77.5KB
avatar Chud1 January 2, 2026; 02:06 - Reply
>'ox, 'ape, 'ill

you are indeed smart and funny op
avatar Coemskong January 2, 2026; 02:06 - Reply
Margerald
avatar Nobody1 January 2, 2026; 02:10 - Reply
Nonsensical gem
avatar Mikhail January 2, 2026; 02:24 - Reply
some whigger crying over monkey making the whatever this fuck called leaking
avatar Chud2 January 2, 2026; 03:53 - Reply
Chud1 ist recht
avatar Chud3 January 2, 2026; 12:19 - Reply
@Coemskong: @Nobody1: do 'rucacas never visit Sharty?
157519: air fart gas_mask i_hate irl_background lake mask park punisher_face sniffing subvariant:science_lover variant:markiplier_soyjak
air fart gas_mask i_hate irl_background lake mask park punisher_face sniffing subvariant:science_lover variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1017x935 // 1.6MB
avatar Flute January 2, 2026; 08:44 - Reply
Literal_who
avatar Metro2033 January 2, 2026; 08:46 - Reply
@Flute: everyone but me looks like this soywoajk kek
avatar Tea January 2, 2026; 12:13 - Reply
Nobody looked likevthis but metro2003
60996: amerimutt brown_skin china ear eyes insane inverted_eye_color irl_background japan lips mcdonalds meta:tagme monkey red_shirt smile traced variant:unknown
amerimutt brown_skin china ear eyes insane inverted_eye_color irl_background japan lips mcdonalds meta:tagme monkey red_shirt smile traced variant:unknown // 720x720 // 722.6KB
avatar Chud1 April 13, 2025; 07:16 - Reply
MEDS FOR EVERYBODY ABOVE ME NOW!!!!
avatar beefsoup January 2, 2026; 12:05 - Reply
>MEDS FOR EVERYBODY ABOVE ME NOW!!!!

allah asylum award hallucinated_it_again_award hallucination pig schizo schizophrenia variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
157493: award brazil clothes epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) flag flag:switzerland gill_koyim_(namefag) hair hat judaism kippah meta:namefags speech_bubble stubble subvariant:blobson subvariant:brazilmutt subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine text variant:alicia variant:cobson variant:meximutt
award brazil clothes epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) flag flag:switzerland gill_koyim_(namefag) hair hat judaism kippah meta:namefags speech_bubble stubble subvariant:blobson subvariant:brazilmutt subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine text variant:alicia variant:cobson variant:meximutt // 789x1300 // 204.1KB

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avatar asstrophy January 2, 2026; 04:57 - Reply
how does this 'jak make any sense
avatar dap January 2, 2026; 04:58 - Reply
@Chauvin2: yes
avatar jimbo January 2, 2026; 04:58 - Reply
@trevor: BRO IS TUFF :skull:
avatar retard January 2, 2026; 04:59 - Reply
He really does this lap jimbo why did you make your profile picture more homosexual
avatar retard January 2, 2026; 05:00 - Reply
@trevor: aura
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 2, 2026; 05:01 - Reply
@asstrophy: hallucinations
avatar Coemskong January 2, 2026; 05:01 - Reply
Gill_koyim is Joel theory
avatar asstrophy January 2, 2026; 05:03 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: ferret literally said that Switzerland is a brown country you cant make this up
avatar Chauvin2 January 2, 2026; 05:47 - Reply
@Coemskong: possible
avatar Yohannen January 2, 2026; 12:04 - Reply
emerald stop making gems and get back to approving my images ferret...
157505: evil shadow smile soyjak spongebob_squarepants variant:sagebob
evil shadow smile soyjak spongebob_squarepants variant:sagebob // 620x566 // 83.6KB
avatar sprnurse January 2, 2026; 07:26 - Reply
rusty iron nuvariant
avatar Chud1 January 2, 2026; 07:29 - Reply
he rapes anything that moves
avatar retard January 2, 2026; 07:35 - Reply
Funny on its own but abysmal jak noon you just drew SpongeBob
avatar Coemskong January 2, 2026; 12:02 - Reply
More IAS than vlodraisin
155488: 2026 artist:nvke body_horror champagne creepy glasses horror irl_background new_year noise open_mouth rotten_teeth rotting soyjak stubble subvariant:cobson_front2 tuxedo variant:cobson
2026 artist:nvke body_horror champagne creepy glasses horror irl_background new_year noise open_mouth rotten_teeth rotting soyjak stubble subvariant:cobson_front2 tuxedo variant:cobson // 2000x2000 // 7.2MB

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avatar tQQt December 27, 2025; 16:54 - Reply
@MoistPepper: let me brap all over this comment section please :pray
pray
pray:
avatar Chud December 27, 2025; 16:56 - Reply
@tQQt: ^ reason for climate change in Khimki expresses the opinion
avatar tQQt December 27, 2025; 16:56 - Reply
@Chud: ^ also reason of this btw, if that matters
avatar retard December 27, 2025; 17:23 - Reply
Summer 2026 will be great
avatar Olgol December 27, 2025; 17:24 - Reply
@annoyingspecial: Bit to early to be thinking about that
avatar Olgol December 27, 2025; 17:24 - Reply
too*
avatar retard December 27, 2025; 17:52 - Reply
@Olgol: never too Soon to hope
avatar beefsoup January 2, 2026; 12:00 - Reply
@tQQt: @Chud: @tQQt: @Chud: @tQQt: @Chud: @tQQt: @tQQt: @Chud: @tQQt:
finger giving happy lips orange_eyes reddit seal smile subvariant:gapechud subvariant:gapechud_(wholesome) variant:bartender variant:chudjak variant:gapejak wholesome
avatar tQQt January 2, 2026; 12:01 - Reply
@beefsoup: huh
avatar beefsoup January 2, 2026; 12:02 - Reply
@tQQt: wholesome
157508: animal animated ape arm dance ear ext=gif foot fur hand leg looking_up monkey moustache mustache open_mouth series:animaljaks variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background wrinkles
animal animated ape arm dance ear ext=gif foot fur hand leg looking_up monkey moustache mustache open_mouth series:animaljaks variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background wrinkles // 427x557 // 18.2KB
avatar Metro2033 January 2, 2026; 07:39 - Reply
gem
avatar Coemskong January 2, 2026; 12:00 - Reply
Gem
avatar Coemskong January 2, 2026; 12:01 - Reply
Also this is the average
VLODgemmy
157533: closed_mouth ear glasses mustache template thick_eyebrows variant:unknown
closed_mouth ear glasses mustache template thick_eyebrows variant:unknown // 777x777 // 8.7KB
avatar Warrior-BBZ January 2, 2026; 11:52 - Reply
z42 fast burn variant:unknown dustiest coal from the vantablack of a shemmychad's nooncells under microscope
avatar beefsoup January 2, 2026; 11:54 - Reply
@Warrior-BBZ: rare namecryptid sighting
157534: ear glasses mustache open_mouth teeth template thick_eyebrows variant:unknown
ear glasses mustache open_mouth teeth template thick_eyebrows variant:unknown // 777x912 // 21.5KB
avatar Jones January 2, 2026; 11:13 - Reply
what was the source material for this 'jak?
avatar beefsoup January 2, 2026; 11:21 - Reply
@Jones: you can find the source in brimstone winter thread
avatar Jones January 2, 2026; 11:24 - Reply
@beefsoup: found it. the reference looks funny
avatar Chud1 January 2, 2026; 11:25 - Reply
coal
avatar Chud2 January 2, 2026; 11:39 - Reply
I added some of your jams to the brimstone winter 2025 page
avatar Chud3 January 2, 2026; 11:39 - Reply
@Chud: JAKS NOT JAMS
kiss yourself AUTOgreedy personRECT
avatar beefsoup January 2, 2026; 11:50 - Reply
@Chud:
thank you
finger giving happy lips orange_eyes reddit seal smile subvariant:gapechud subvariant:gapechud_(wholesome) variant:bartender variant:chudjak variant:gapejak wholesome
75470: 2soyjaks angry clothes flag genocide glasses hair lipstick makeup sir smile soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak text tranny variant:alicia variant:gapejak
2soyjaks angry clothes flag genocide glasses hair lipstick makeup sir smile soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak text tranny variant:alicia variant:gapejak // 680x324 // 31.3KB
avatar Chud1 June 22, 2024; 12:01 - Reply
ukrgemmy on a right
avatar Chud2 June 22, 2024; 13:26 - Reply
Me on the right
avatar Chud3 June 22, 2024; 13:27 - Reply
^ IP: Vinnytsia
avatar Chud4 June 22, 2024; 13:29 - Reply
@Chud:
>^IP: Svinnytsia

fix
avatar Chud5 June 22, 2024; 16:48 - Reply
@Chud:
>
ukr-
[i]
AAAAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!
[/i]

bloodshot_eyes brown_skin crying glasses hair hanging morocco soyjak stubble suicide tongue tranny variant:cobson
avatar Monica1999 February 13, 2025; 01:12 - Reply
rofl
avatar emerald November 26, 2025; 23:36 - Reply
Trevor on the right
avatar Chud6 January 2, 2026; 11:34 - Reply
Gem
151890: blonde_beard blonde_eyebrows coal exploding ext=mp4 gem meta:ai_generated meta:not_oc series:countryaryan_gem! series:its_based_and_christpilled sora turk turkiye tvrkaryan tvrkaryan_gem tvrkiye_won variant:cobson
blonde_beard blonde_eyebrows coal exploding ext=mp4 gem meta:ai_generated meta:not_oc series:countryaryan_gem! series:its_based_and_christpilled sora turk turkiye tvrkaryan tvrkaryan_gem tvrkiye_won variant:cobson // 704x1280, 10.1s // 6.2MB
avatar jewishautismaward78 December 15, 2025; 15:27 - Reply
geg
avatar Dunchenman December 15, 2025; 15:28 - Reply
AISlop that made me geg
avatar trevor December 15, 2025; 15:28 - Reply
>leekimht
avatar Beauregard December 15, 2025; 15:37 - Reply
animated bald blond blond_beard blue_eyes butterfinger butterfinger_the_shock dark dark_background ext=gif eyebrows fat finger flag:turkiye forehead_lines front_facing gem glasses hand homer_simpson meta:featured nose open_mouth series:countryaryan_gem! shining shiny smile soyjak stubble subvariant:gapejak_front subvariant:wholesome_soyjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak_front teeth tengrism trend:aryan turkaryan turkiye tvrkaryan variant:gapejak yellow_beard yellow_hair
avatar Soyton December 15, 2025; 15:59 - Reply
GEG
avatar Thub January 2, 2026; 01:11 - Reply
Why was paz banned again?
avatar dap January 2, 2026; 01:12 - Reply
@Thub: said a bunch of rule-breaking raisin on his alt that was called "banspeedrun"
avatar kikefucker321 January 2, 2026; 11:33 - Reply
oh my fauci
157265: anatolia aryan dna_test georgia greece nigger pontic subvariant:chudplier turkiye variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
anatolia aryan dna_test georgia greece nigger pontic subvariant:chudplier turkiye variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1656x1080 // 2.9MB

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avatar Spanish_Chud January 1, 2026; 13:47 - Reply
@Morostein:
>Approximately 70-80% of the adult population has a low or no command of English

Sources: https://www.eleconomista.es/actualidad/noticias/12415829/08/23/solo-el-22-de-los-espanoles-sabe-hablar-ingles-de-manera-fluida.html
https://www.educaweb.com/noticia/2023/09/26/ingles-tan-bien-hablan-espanoles-21345/
avatar Morostein January 1, 2026; 13:48 - Reply
@korg: It's my third yeah, first language is French, second Arabic (Morocco/Maghreb's dialect), third English, and un poquito de espanol
avatar Morostein January 1, 2026; 13:50 - Reply
@Spanish_Chud: France is even worse, they don't know how to teach English to kids in school, they are all terrible at it
avatar NojakFan January 1, 2026; 14:00 - Reply
Both of them + Morocco are Third World countries
avatar MoistPepper January 1, 2026; 14:01 - Reply
@NojakFan: canada is superior place
avatar Colorlesspy January 1, 2026; 14:02 - Reply
>turks are le brown raisinskins

>posts dna map

obsessed with georgigemmys btw
avatar NemanjaVidih January 1, 2026; 14:06 - Reply
@NojakFan: yes squire... philippines are more gemmy than any of those countries...
blue_eyes brown_hair brown_skin eyes_like_the_o-o-cean flag:philippines jacket meta:lie nobody_looks_like_this philippines subvariant:euroaryan variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar NojakFan January 1, 2026; 14:58 - Reply
@NemanjaVidih: MODS XES DOXXING ME WTF
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 1, 2026; 15:02 - Reply
english is not my native language
avatar kikefucker321 January 2, 2026; 11:32 - Reply
both raisinskin from the noonhell
157465: arm bald clothes dollar eyebrows full_body glasses hand happy holding_object leg money nose shoe smile standing stubble subvariant:full_body_rupturejak teeth text transparent_background variant:rupturejak white_skin
arm bald clothes dollar eyebrows full_body glasses hand happy holding_object leg money nose shoe smile standing stubble subvariant:full_body_rupturejak teeth text transparent_background variant:rupturejak white_skin // 448x658 // 25.4KB
avatar Mikhail January 2, 2026; 02:16 - Reply
braps above
avatar Mikhail January 2, 2026; 02:18 - Reply
@Mikhail: obsessedamundo
avatar Zonky January 2, 2026; 02:31 - Reply
super gem
avatar Chud1 January 2, 2026; 03:12 - Reply
Chud1 says trans rights!
avatar Coemskong January 2, 2026; 03:19 - Reply
Have a dolar award
avatar Nobody1 January 2, 2026; 03:19 - Reply
>trans rights!

ack buff gigachad grey hanging nas:gigachad rope suicide
avatar trevor January 2, 2026; 04:38 - Reply
brimcoao
avatar Soyton January 2, 2026; 11:19 - Reply
Me after begging on the street
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