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beard eyebrows facial_hair forehead_lines glasses meta:small_edit open_mouth redraw stubble teeth variant:d6 // 691x909 // 21.2KB
avatar uoy January 4, 2026; 00:38 - Reply
waterboard custard for 5 hours with lighter fluid
158181: baboon dap_chhuon(user) long_hair meta:namefags monkey series:animaljaks subvariant:chuzjak this_is_putrid_holy_fuck track_suit variant:kuzjak
baboon dap_chhuon(user) long_hair meta:namefags monkey series:animaljaks subvariant:chuzjak this_is_putrid_holy_fuck track_suit variant:kuzjak // 810x1080 // 26.6KB

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avatar veironn January 4, 2026; 00:19 - Reply
this was originally gonna be prehistoric dap but i gave up so now you just have dap chimpon
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 4, 2026; 00:19 - Reply
jimbo chin
avatar Black_Watch January 4, 2026; 00:22 - Reply
should've gave him tunic made out of dinosaur leaves
avatar veironn January 4, 2026; 00:22 - Reply
@dap: ^baboon
avatar MoistPepper January 4, 2026; 00:25 - Reply
>me churka blyat
avatar Swatted January 4, 2026; 00:27 - Reply
>doaslnkdsfkljlsghkd

>djlasdksjdmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>kkdsown
avatar MoistPepper January 4, 2026; 00:27 - Reply
@Swatted: accurate
avatar dap January 4, 2026; 00:28 - Reply
atktta'opn' y y tye'fkiktekyiitsituelshdut
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild January 4, 2026; 00:30 - Reply
QEQ
avatar Coemskong January 4, 2026; 00:32 - Reply
>Uga uga. You. Not do that. Uga. Sulka blyat. Jdjdhdusjjdjdhsdjjddjdbjdjd
157125: 2026 dance instagram irl_background nate subvariant:chudplier subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:nucob variant:alicia variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak
2026 dance instagram irl_background nate subvariant:chudplier subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:nucob variant:alicia variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak // 720x1280, 10.1s // 13.6MB

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avatar Brazilian_Chud January 1, 2026; 02:16 - Reply
2400th comment GET
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 1, 2026; 02:17 - Reply
this is the slop that instagram recommends me
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild January 1, 2026; 02:21 - Reply
we arent leaving country wars and the shroom son
avatar greg January 1, 2026; 03:16 - Reply
Coally
avatar moss January 1, 2026; 08:45 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar moss January 1, 2026; 08:45 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar moss January 1, 2026; 08:45 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar moss January 1, 2026; 08:45 - Reply
Accidentally sent the comment 3 times award
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 4, 2026; 00:22 - Reply
6 and 8 can stay, the rest needs to go afuera
avatar MenstrualCykill January 4, 2026; 00:25 - Reply
/qa/ hate in the lil '26 :wilted_rose:
158172: bald distorted glasses grin mustache smile soyjak stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak white_background
bald distorted glasses grin mustache smile soyjak stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak white_background // 600x800 // 22.5KB
avatar Chud1 January 4, 2026; 00:14 - Reply
Greg
avatar greg January 4, 2026; 00:24 - Reply
@Chud: I don't understand
avatar Chud2 January 4, 2026; 00:24 - Reply
Greg
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67 67_kid among_us black_and_white black_eyes blood chin clothes crying eyes forehead forehead_lines forehead_wrinkles glasses great_meme_reset gums hair hand jerma985 malice meta:op_here_i_just_wanted_to_confess_that_im_trans_btw nose open_mouth soyjak streamer stubble sus sussy teeth terminator text transparent_background variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:unknown vein video_game white_skin yellow_hair // 619x660 // 518.2KB

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avatar retard January 3, 2026; 18:35 - Reply
tfw you worship the Roblox spawn point
avatar dinghington January 3, 2026; 18:39 - Reply
This never happened
avatar FlourishingButter729 January 3, 2026; 18:44 - Reply
@special: literally no omg qmq
avatar Raisinbran January 3, 2026; 18:50 - Reply
@grok make them IDF soldiers and put the flag of Israel in the background. And add neon text "We fight for Israel! God bless Israel!" And also have Jeffery Epstein, Benjamin Netanyahu, and the first leader to invade france in WW2 named Adolf standing next to them.
avatar Alfietheboorufag January 3, 2026; 19:08 - Reply
there's a possibility that Flourishing Butter and Warrior Burger are the SAME
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx January 3, 2026; 19:47 - Reply
[url=site://post/view/158007#c1355554]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: grrrrrrr stahp ugh
avatar Alfietheboorufag January 3, 2026; 20:16 - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: While this isn't factchecked by snopes. I am sure that you and Flourishing Butter are the same
>Both accounts made on the same day (December 23, 2025)

>Both like forsaken and use plushies of the characters as their profile picture

>Both have very extremely similar artstyles
avatar sprnurse January 3, 2026; 20:30 - Reply
[url=site://post/view/158007#c1355924]@Alfiethebooruflamboyant person[/url]: 99% chance they are the same
avatar MoistPepper January 3, 2026; 20:31 - Reply
@sprnurse: 1% that they're 'cordbuddies
avatar Chud January 4, 2026; 00:15 - Reply
>unironically thinking 2021 memes are """og"""

GTFO larper
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award blue_shirt bowtie brown_skin clothes ear flag:united_states hair hand hands_up heartspade moustache nails nicolás_maduro nose open_mouth queen_of_hearts queen_of_spades spade subvariant:spadeson usa_flag variant:cobson venezuela // 921x909 // 339.0KB
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 3, 2026; 23:53 - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Spanish_Chud January 3, 2026; 23:54 - Reply
Why are xher hands smaller than xhis mouth?
avatar Chud1 January 4, 2026; 00:07 - Reply
to fake
avatar kuzdif January 4, 2026; 00:11 - Reply
gem
avatar xerox January 4, 2026; 00:13 - Reply
literally who
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beard glasses not_a_fucking_soyjak text variant:unknown white_background // 514x514 // 20.4KB
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild January 4, 2026; 00:07 - Reply
really ferret
avatar xerox January 4, 2026; 00:09 - Reply
>IAS

are you so sure so suchly
avatar trevor January 4, 2026; 00:10 - Reply
>Approved by: Joel
158173: angry bald big_eyes distorted glasses mustache soyjak stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak white_background
angry bald big_eyes distorted glasses mustache soyjak stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak white_background // 600x800 // 22.2KB
avatar korg January 3, 2026; 23:58 - Reply
gem
avatar Nobody1 January 3, 2026; 23:58 - Reply
Distorted gem
avatar xerox January 4, 2026; 00:07 - Reply
cool
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blond clothes doll goth gyaru hair heart lolita_fashion low_resolution mercari open_mouth plushie text variant:shirtjak white_skin // 320x289 // 23.9KB

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avatar Nobody1 January 3, 2026; 23:42 - Reply
I don't know
avatar emerald January 3, 2026; 23:42 - Reply
@dap: I know it just took a moment to realise
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild January 3, 2026; 23:43 - Reply
@emerald:
EMERALDCUX WHAT IS THIS QEEEEEEEEEEQ
avatar MenstrualCykill January 3, 2026; 23:45 - Reply
ayo diddy ahh :skull:
avatar Chud January 3, 2026; 23:46 - Reply
Lolita fashion (rorita-fuatsushiyon, rorita fasshon) is a subculture from Japan that is highly influenced by Victorian clothing and styles from the Rococo period.
+=NOT LOLICON....=+

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion
avatar korg January 3, 2026; 23:46 - Reply
arm closed_eyes clothes fat frustrated hand i_guess_bro jonah_hill meme movie necktie no_glasses slightly_open_mouth suit tiktok variant:fatjak war_dogs watch wood wrinkles xitter
avatar uoy January 3, 2026; 23:49 - Reply
jimbo
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 3, 2026; 23:52 - Reply
2 of the oneraisin creators btw
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 3, 2026; 23:53 - Reply
avatar xerox January 4, 2026; 00:04 - Reply
kill it with fire
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clothes eyelashes female femjak glasses hair hat looking_at_you series:foidjaks smile soyjak subvariant:bridget template variant:bernd variant:gapejak // 1200x1125 // 107.7KB

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avatar Chud November 26, 2023; 08:39 - Reply
This makes me uncomfortable
avatar Chud November 26, 2023; 14:34 - Reply
Now dp it with female cobson
avatar Chud November 26, 2023; 15:52 - Reply
@Chud:
>Even tho thats just a front facing femjak
avatar Chud November 27, 2023; 15:50 - Reply
OMGSISA!
avatar H3K April 13, 2025; 08:34 - Reply
Stop looking at me like that! You're scaring me!!!
arm bloodshot_eyes crying hand knuckles red_eyes variant:impish_soyak_ears wrinkles
avatar cocoschoppenboer April 13, 2025; 08:42 - Reply
holy raisin why did you necro this sisagem lys unbothered white
avatar H3K April 13, 2025; 09:39 - Reply
@cocoschoppenboer: I just had to comment on that sisagem.
avatar Chud July 22, 2025; 17:26 - Reply
lys op
avatar Chud August 11, 2025; 00:50 - Reply
argentina blond blue_eyes fact flag:argentina glasses hair hand holding_sign series:countryaryan_gem! serious stubble trend:aryan variant:cobson
US ARGENTINgemmy BBC- I MEAN BWC BVLLS COMING FROM THE DEEPEST DESERTS OF JUDEA GOON TO THIS EVERYDAY, ALWAYS GOON TO FURRY GEMSTONES AND SPAM P TO ANYONE THAT RESISTS, ARGENTINgemmyS WON
avatar dinghington January 4, 2026; 00:03 - Reply
dust
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2soyjaks angry balding black_skin book bowl chinese_text closed_mouth cyrillic_text dark_skin desk dictionary ear hair homunculus imminent_death knife russian_language smile stubble table text track_suit tweezers variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak white_skin // 1532x1432 // 2.1MB
avatar Chud1 November 26, 2024; 14:47 - Reply
when the Bible tells you to cut off half of your penis, so you prepare all the tools like a good goy
avatar Chud2 November 26, 2024; 14:50 - Reply
@Chud: didn't know that Richard Dawkins' new book was called "the bible" and that it instructed people to cut off half of their penises, weird
avatar Chud_TND_1448 November 26, 2024; 16:27 - Reply
Classic Russian 'toss that won't be understood by modern soyim
avatar _account November 26, 2024; 16:42 - Reply
@Chud_TND_1448: everyone knows about the homunculus YouTuber though, he got like a gorillion views before his heart attack
avatar Chud3 November 26, 2024; 18:11 - Reply
Wonder why he needs a russian chinese dictionary
avatar Chud4 November 27, 2024; 05:23 - Reply
I miss Kuz
avatar Nobody1 January 4, 2026; 00:03 - Reply
@Chud: Nice question
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bald communism european glasses goblin gremlin jews stubble transparent_background variant:unknown white_skin // 1000x900 // 15.6KB
avatar xerox January 4, 2026; 00:02 - Reply
HWABAV:U
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avatar Chud July 12, 2025; 12:40 - Reply
@tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: did you apologise for making fun of christ tho
avatar Chud July 12, 2025; 12:51 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud July 12, 2025; 12:53 - Reply
@Chud: geggy
avatar tvrkicwvrriorforyuo July 12, 2025; 12:59 - Reply
@Chud: who are you (im not rude)
avatar Chud July 12, 2025; 13:12 - Reply
Anti...
avatar Chud July 12, 2025; 13:14 - Reply
@Chud: eventdoe antiswarthy doesn't look like this cuz he is a transphobe and MAPphobe
avatar Chud July 12, 2025; 16:21 - Reply
Suprised this wasnt made before
avatar Nobody1 January 3, 2026; 23:40 - Reply
>Trans rights are human rights
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 3, 2026; 23:59 - Reply
jimbrap
avatar MoistPepper January 4, 2026; 00:02 - Reply
jcla the most obsessed flamboyant person
128103: darwin_face face glasses gumball markiplier open_mouth pain shocked soyjak stubble surprised the_amazing_world_of_gumball variant:markiplier_soyjak
darwin_face face glasses gumball markiplier open_mouth pain shocked soyjak stubble surprised the_amazing_world_of_gumball variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x688 // 34.5KB
avatar veironn July 14, 2025; 07:29 - Reply
gegerald
avatar Chud1 August 3, 2025; 21:19 - Reply
mfw i see der frootcord leaks
avatar Faucistrongestwarrior October 17, 2025; 00:43 - Reply
Oh my Fauci, is that a heckin TAWOG reference
avatar Chud2 December 30, 2025; 00:42 - Reply
What did this poor soul see
avatar Admiral_Avvakened January 3, 2026; 23:57 - Reply
the OG doctos
avatar Sectionalism January 3, 2026; 23:57 - Reply
keeeej
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animated concerned ear ext=gif glasses hand smoke stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) variant:soyak // 619x741 // 620.8KB
avatar Addison November 28, 2024; 10:22 - Reply
gem kinda
avatar Chud1 November 28, 2024; 11:45 - Reply
ear transplant gone wrong
avatar Chud2 November 28, 2024; 16:26 - Reply
I hate when this happens
avatar Nobody1 January 3, 2026; 23:50 - Reply
Geg
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black_eyes hanging neo_the noose pale_skin purple_shirt rope tongue tranny trans trans_rights twitter variant:bernd white_skin // 768x718 // 75.0KB
avatar Chud1 October 6, 2023; 19:23 - Reply
marge
avatar Chud2 October 6, 2023; 20:35 - Reply
marge please
avatar xor October 6, 2023; 20:43 - Reply
probably some irrelevant discord beef
avatar Chud3 October 31, 2023; 16:44 - Reply
raisingentinian loss
avatar Chud4 January 3, 2026; 23:41 - Reply
This is a rare example of self-irony
avatar Chud5 January 3, 2026; 23:44 - Reply
Marge who the fuck is this?
avatar Chud6 January 3, 2026; 23:48 - Reply
@Chud: neo the, a who who made a Bern dour of ximself. He know she will never be a woman but he doesn't care. As long xhe is awesome
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