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155795: anon anonymous blue_background blue_skin default_pfp facebook meta:namefags pfp profile_picture squidward trend:default_pfp variant:disgusting_trevorcreature
anon anonymous blue_background blue_skin default_pfp facebook meta:namefags pfp profile_picture squidward trend:default_pfp variant:disgusting_trevorcreature // 803x768 // 7.5KB

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avatar Pico December 28, 2025; 18:31 - Reply
mvslimgemmy
avatar MoistPepper December 28, 2025; 18:33 - Reply
mysterious anonymouscreature
avatar Warrior-Z December 28, 2025; 18:33 - Reply
@Pico:

We have made a groundbreaking discovery, ladies and gentlemen. THE BROTHER OF THE FAMOUS ESL FNF diddy, 'PICO STANDS BEFORE US AS HE BRAPS AND POOPS IN THIS THREAD! THIS DEGENERATE FNF-FORCING HUNCH-BACKED GREMLIN LOVES TO GOON HIS TBP TO THE SLUMS OF THE 1000TH PAGE OF EVERY PORN SITE, AS HE LOGS OUT TO SAMETOILET THREADS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE PEOPLE AGREE WITH HIM! KEEEEEEEEEK!



BEFORE I ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY FLAME YOUR CRAP, 'PICO; WHY DID YOU POST SOYTAN BBC BAIT? I KNOW YOUR ANSWER, IT'S THE PATHETIC "IT'S BECAUSE I SAW IT ON /POL/SAAR" EXCUSE. YOU THINK THAT'S A JUSTIFICATION FOR SHOWING US YOUR FETISHES AND YOUR COOMERSLOP ON HERE? SHUT UP, WEAK BITCH. THE CLOCK STRUCK, AND IT'S FOR ME TO SEND YOU BACK TO SUZDAL, RUSSIA!


fnf_pedo friday_night_funkin' meta:namefags newgrounds pico pico_(user) rapping series:viggle_stories subvariant:brazilmutt variant:meximutt video viggle

'PICO WAS BUSY GOONING FOR 9 HOURS UNTIL HE BRAPPED AND SPLIT HIS OWN CHAIR IN HALF! 'PICO'S BRAPS SMELL LIKE POISONOUS SULFUR, CAUSING 100 MINERS TO SHOW UP TO HIS HOME THINKING THERE'S A MINE! (HE WAS HOPING THEY ARE MINORS INSTEAD)! 'PICO STARTED PUTTING LOCKS ON HIS ASSHOLE BUT INSTEAD OF HIS BRAPS COMING OUT ANALLY IT CAME OUT ORALLY! 'PICO GOT HORNY AND USED HIS BRAPS TO TRANSPORT HIMSELF ALL THE WAY TO INDIA BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD HIM THE FNF WOMAN WOULD BE THERE! 'PICO STARTED INSTALLING GOOGLE TRANSLATE INTO HIS BUTTHOLE SO THAT EVERYTIME HE GOES TO ISRAEL HE APOLOGISES FOR BRAPPING! YOU USED CLOROX BLEACH, OLIVE OIL AND A TOOTHBRUSH TO PURIFY YOUR BUTTCHEEKS!


NOW LET EVERYONE WITNESS YOUR DIGITAL SUFFERING AND TORMENT, NEXT TIME DON'T BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW! KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, NORWAY WON! REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION! HOP IN THE CAR AND PACK LUGGAGE! STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL, WORM! I AM KRATOS, I AM BATMAN, I AM PUnoon, I AM SPAWN, I. AM. WARRIOR-Z! STOP CUTTING YOUR BUTTCHEEKS LIKE A CAKE USING A KNIFE!


avatar YakubsFavouriteChild December 28, 2025; 18:36 - Reply
@Warrior-Z: why is xe banned
avatar Brazilian_Chud December 28, 2025; 18:37 - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild:
xe broke rule 2
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild December 28, 2025; 18:37 - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: whats rule 2
avatar emerald December 28, 2025; 18:40 - Reply
@Warrior-Z: blvds going to have to retire that copypasta
avatar Chud December 28, 2025; 18:41 - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: it's for diddyphilia on the sharty
avatar oscari December 29, 2025; 21:34 - Reply
Can I get this as my default pfp I want to be the disgusting default pfp creature
avatar Colorlesspy January 4, 2026; 09:53 - Reply
antiswarthies silhouette
157882: 3soyjaks blond bloodshot_eyes blue_eyes buff closed_mouth clothes crying donald_trump ear full_body glasses grass hand hanging holding_object holding_rope irl leg lynching maga maga_hat mustache nicolás_maduro noose open_mouth orange_skin outdoors rope smile smug soyjak suit sun tongue tree variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:gapejak yellow yellow_skin yellow_teeth
3soyjaks blond bloodshot_eyes blue_eyes buff closed_mouth clothes crying donald_trump ear full_body glasses grass hand hanging holding_object holding_rope irl leg lynching maga maga_hat mustache nicolás_maduro noose open_mouth orange_skin outdoors rope smile smug soyjak suit sun tongue tree variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:gapejak yellow yellow_skin yellow_teeth // 2100x1500 // 162.7KB
avatar kuzdif January 3, 2026; 11:19 - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud1 January 3, 2026; 11:20 - Reply
yet another independent economy bristling with oil is going to be incorporated to the homohomo nwo system of global financial greedy personry! yassssss
avatar FreakyJimbo January 3, 2026; 11:29 - Reply
9999 thrembillion dollars worth of taxpayer money will be wasted on cutting edge weaponry to bomb third world huts so noons at dumbfuckistan can pay 10 cent less per liter...
avatar Chud2 January 4, 2026; 09:42 - Reply
Mutt on mutt violence
157880: beard camera controller emulation emulator ext=mp4 eyebrows eyeshadow finger flag:transgender_pride_flag gokart greentext hair hand holding_object holding_phone iphone kart lag lipstick mario mario_kart mario_kart_8 music nintendo nose red_lips smile stubble super_mario text transgender_flag variant:alicia video video_game
beard camera controller emulation emulator ext=mp4 eyebrows eyeshadow finger flag:transgender_pride_flag gokart greentext hair hand holding_object holding_phone iphone kart lag lipstick mario mario_kart mario_kart_8 music nintendo nose red_lips smile stubble super_mario text transgender_flag variant:alicia video video_game // 860x480, 17.3s // 2.6MB

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avatar Flute January 3, 2026; 10:53 - Reply
gem game
avatar Chud January 3, 2026; 10:55 - Reply
geggggg
avatar Apollo January 3, 2026; 11:04 - Reply
gem
avatar loot January 3, 2026; 11:14 - Reply
geg i hate mobileflamboyant persons emulating games that are not supposed to run in their poop devices
avatar Jones January 3, 2026; 11:22 - Reply
@loot: yeah, it sucks. stenzek decided to special out and cancel his project because of specials harassing him.
avatar qoyujcnytbhq January 3, 2026; 11:24 - Reply
gegmerald
avatar cirnocuck January 3, 2026; 11:33 - Reply
keeeek
avatar Chud January 3, 2026; 11:44 - Reply
gemmy
avatar rarplier January 3, 2026; 12:25 - Reply
@Jones: yeah i genuinely hate mobileflamboyant people that don't contribute to foss projects and seethe and leech off of other people
avatar Chud January 4, 2026; 09:40 - Reply
What's the point? ugly persons like pirating or something?
158151: bowtie brown_skin ear flag:united_states glasses hair hand hands_up moustache nicolás_maduro slut slut_for_bac spade stubble subvariant:hornyson subvariant:spadeso usa_flag variant:cobson venezuela
bowtie brown_skin ear flag:united_states glasses hair hand hands_up moustache nicolás_maduro slut slut_for_bac spade stubble subvariant:hornyson subvariant:spadeso usa_flag variant:cobson venezuela // 824x772 // 182.1KB
avatar Admre January 3, 2026; 23:18 - Reply
Super bibisi
avatar Chud1 January 3, 2026; 23:18 - Reply
greedy personish :bee
bee
ocean:
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive January 3, 2026; 23:19 - Reply
another gemerald
avatar Chud2 January 3, 2026; 23:43 - Reply
Should be a queen of hearts instead
avatar kuzdif January 4, 2026; 00:13 - Reply
gem
avatar MenstrualCykill January 4, 2026; 00:13 - Reply
soycheckmark
avatar Chud3 January 4, 2026; 00:45 - Reply
>NOT WAR, YES PEA- AY QUE RICO PRESIDENTE DONAL TROMP
avatar Chud4 January 4, 2026; 09:35 - Reply
Mutts attack another oil rich 3rd world country to make it a worse raisinhole, something never changes
158338: baby banana glasses grin meta:ai_generated small_eyes soyjak stubble variant:gapejak wholesome yellow_skin ylyl_banana
baby banana glasses grin meta:ai_generated small_eyes soyjak stubble variant:gapejak wholesome yellow_skin ylyl_banana // 720x720, 1.7s // 108.7KB
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 06:13 - Reply
Skinned
avatar QuickSlaughter January 4, 2026; 06:13 - Reply
doctos
avatar FOID_SLAYER January 4, 2026; 06:17 - Reply
ai coal
avatar FOID_SLAYER January 4, 2026; 06:18 - Reply
AI COAL
avatar FOID_SLAYER January 4, 2026; 06:18 - Reply
AI COAL
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 06:18 - Reply
@FOID_SLAYER: who is this
avatar Chud1 January 4, 2026; 09:31 - Reply
cacabanana
avatar Flute January 4, 2026; 09:33 - Reply
@FOID_SLAYER: @FOID_SLAYER: @FOID_SLAYER:
background beard big_lips black_and_white brimstone glasses hell meta:not_oc meta:possibly_duplicate meta:the_fact_that_this_wasn't_posted_here_before_is_fucking_astonishing nigger niggerhell scared soyjak subvariant:feralnigger text tyrone variant:cobson variant:feraljak
>ongezellig pfp
avatar BALDIARYAN January 4, 2026; 09:34 - Reply
ai gem
avatar BALDIARYAN January 4, 2026; 09:35 - Reply
AI GEM
158353: double_chin fat fur furry neutral series:fatfurplier subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin
double_chin fat fur furry neutral series:fatfurplier subvariant:neutralplier transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin // 600x800 // 37.0KB
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 07:59 - Reply
kiss yourself
avatar Chud1 January 4, 2026; 09:31 - Reply
Jartyplier
149665: 2soyjaks angry balding beard black_shirt black_shoes blue_pants clothes full_body glasses looking_to_the_left looking_to_the_right middle_finger op_is_a_retarded_lazy_faggot_for_not_tagging_his_own_shit open_mouth red_skin shirt_with_words shit_nobody_cares_about shit_nobody_cares_about_enthusiast shitnobodycaresabout shoe snca subvariant:science_lover text variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background
2soyjaks angry balding beard black_shirt black_shoes blue_pants clothes full_body glasses looking_to_the_left looking_to_the_right middle_finger op_is_a_retarded_lazy_faggot_for_not_tagging_his_own_shit open_mouth red_skin shirt_with_words shit_nobody_cares_about shit_nobody_cares_about_enthusiast shitnobodycaresabout shoe snca subvariant:science_lover text variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background // 3200x2200 // 201.4KB

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avatar emerald December 6, 2025; 18:06 - Reply
@patientzero: ?
avatar patientzero December 6, 2025; 18:08 - Reply
@emerald: youre an idiot for asking doll anything he hates jannies
avatar Chud December 6, 2025; 18:08 - Reply
Profound gem
avatar emerald December 6, 2025; 18:10 - Reply
@patientzero: doll promoted it to me, soysneed demoted me for not going to him first.
avatar emerald December 6, 2025; 18:12 - Reply
@emerald: ignore the it to
avatar greg December 6, 2025; 20:08 - Reply
Gem x3
avatar Chud December 7, 2025; 01:53 - Reply
autism autistic flag:india flag:transgender_pride_flag hello_my_name_is_(sticker) india indian nobody1_(user) op_is_a_nigger pronouns subvariant:meximutt_front4 variant:meximutt
avatar Chud December 7, 2025; 01:57 - Reply
JDCXISJDAHDCBSJHBXD
avatar Yohannen December 20, 2025; 16:15 - Reply
ongezellig
avatar Flute January 4, 2026; 09:23 - Reply
ss13
156417: ack ack! bald closed_mouth eyebrows flute_(namefag) forehead_lines glasses gums hello_my_name_is_(sticker) literal_who meta:namefags open_mouth rope shitpost soyjak stubble subvariant:impish_ameriaryan subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_aryan_ears suicide teeth tongue variant:bernd variant:impish_soyak_ears
ack ack! bald closed_mouth eyebrows flute_(namefag) forehead_lines glasses gums hello_my_name_is_(sticker) literal_who meta:namefags open_mouth rope shitpost soyjak stubble subvariant:impish_ameriaryan subvariant:impish_amerimutt subvariant:impish_aryan_ears suicide teeth tongue variant:bernd variant:impish_soyak_ears // 2321x1330 // 257.5KB

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avatar Flute December 30, 2025; 14:17 - Reply
I was doing this to make fun of raisinflingers
avatar math December 30, 2025; 14:18 - Reply
Bro downvoted it even after saying "geg":skull
skull
skull:
avatar Dunchenman December 30, 2025; 14:20 - Reply
>downvoting it even after saying "geg"

chiseled_jawline closed_mouth clothes ear gray_skin grayscale grey_background grey_skin greyscale hair lips looking_at_you nas:gigachad necktie nose slicked_back_hair stubble suit
avatar StinkyWanger December 30, 2025; 14:34 - Reply
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
avatar beefsoup December 30, 2025; 14:34 - Reply
mordvingemmy above
avatar trevor December 30, 2025; 16:00 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
TRVKE
avatar trevor December 30, 2025; 16:00 - Reply
@StinkyWanger: 'cord drama
avatar Flute December 30, 2025; 16:07 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
@trevor:
^braindead
avatar Literal_who January 1, 2026; 20:42 - Reply
coal
avatar Flute January 4, 2026; 09:22 - Reply
@Literal_who:
a10_eyes approver award bald blue_eyes brown_skin clothes eyes hello_my_name_is_(sticker) literal_who meta:revjak muscular_male name_tag queen_of_spades series:nonexistant_namefags shitnobodycaresabout shitskin snca spade speech_bubble stink_lines stinky subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt
158357: eyebrows glasses green_skin hair lips looking_to_the_right red_sclera variant:chudjak white_background
eyebrows glasses green_skin hair lips looking_to_the_right red_sclera variant:chudjak white_background // 645x770 // 33.7KB
avatar OP January 4, 2026; 08:56 - Reply
24K chudjak get
avatar Flute January 4, 2026; 09:06 - Reply
Who looks like this?
avatar Colorlesspy January 4, 2026; 09:20 - Reply
24K gold matcha dubai chocolate chudbubu
avatar sprnurse January 4, 2026; 09:21 - Reply
would it really be the 24k get if my post got deleted though
158351: bald beard brimstone_winter clothes forehead_lines glasses long_head looking_up meta:archive_about_this_soyjak meta:not_oc nose open_mouth retard soyjak teeth transparent_background tshirt variant:plungejak variant:unknown
bald beard brimstone_winter clothes forehead_lines glasses long_head looking_up meta:archive_about_this_soyjak meta:not_oc nose open_mouth retard soyjak teeth transparent_background tshirt variant:plungejak variant:unknown // 563x760 // 14.8KB
avatar grinshrek January 4, 2026; 07:12 - Reply
I didn't make this I just saw it on the brimstone winter 'ki page and couldn't find it on the 'ru geg
avatar Metro2033 January 4, 2026; 07:15 - Reply
>cutebooru giving straight teeth
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 07:16 - Reply
@Metro2033: cobbleson
avatar Chud1 January 4, 2026; 09:15 - Reply
I made this btw
158354: double_chin fat fur furry neutral series:fatfurplier subvariant:neutralplier tranny transgender_flag transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak
double_chin fat fur furry neutral series:fatfurplier subvariant:neutralplier tranny transgender_flag transparent_background variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 38.9KB
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 07:59 - Reply
kiss yourself this will never catch on
avatar Chud1 January 4, 2026; 07:59 - Reply
^^^^
avatar Ghostguy338 January 4, 2026; 08:55 - Reply
No ugly personjak so automatic coal
157180: baby babyjak caca ext=gif full_body green running variant:gapejak
baby babyjak caca ext=gif full_body green running variant:gapejak // 426x318 // 4.0MB
avatar babababababababa January 1, 2026; 04:59 - Reply
im too lazy to add the other 'jaks to the other runners
avatar jacoffbson January 1, 2026; 05:26 - Reply
caca running from jimbo
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 1, 2026; 05:39 - Reply
caca running from trevor
avatar retard January 1, 2026; 05:42 - Reply
Caca running from moist pepper
avatar StinkyWanger January 1, 2026; 07:46 - Reply
caca running from joseph stalin
avatar beefsoup January 1, 2026; 07:49 - Reply
mordvingemmy above
avatar retard January 1, 2026; 07:51 - Reply
@beefsoup: noon
avatar Taiyaki_Tifa January 4, 2026; 07:51 - Reply
germrald
avatar Taiyaki_Tifa January 4, 2026; 07:51 - Reply
germrald
avatar Chud1 January 4, 2026; 08:47 - Reply
Cacarald
154531: angry cirrusification glasses hair jacksepticeye looking_at_you open_mouth series:fusionjaks soyjak stubble teeth variant:cirrus variant:feraljak variant:hot_sauce
angry cirrusification glasses hair jacksepticeye looking_at_you open_mouth series:fusionjaks soyjak stubble teeth variant:cirrus variant:feraljak variant:hot_sauce // 1024x1024 // 29.6KB
avatar Chud1 December 24, 2025; 12:16 - Reply
>you VVILL raid

>you VVILL leak xis address

>you VVILL post xis coordinates
avatar H3K December 24, 2025; 14:21 - Reply
I like the look of this guy.
avatar Chud2 December 24, 2025; 15:42 - Reply
do vlodson
avatar emerald December 24, 2025; 15:42 - Reply
@Chud: don't do this
avatar Chud3 December 24, 2025; 15:43 - Reply
@emerald: stfu
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 08:46 - Reply
Gem
157990: calm fear forehead great_meme_reset judge_gem_(namefag) nas:wojak open_mouth scared wojak xxwarrior_burger513xx_(baiter)
calm fear forehead great_meme_reset judge_gem_(namefag) nas:wojak open_mouth scared wojak xxwarrior_burger513xx_(baiter) // 581x800 // 118.6KB

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avatar Ghostguy338 January 3, 2026; 18:10 - Reply
@Ghostguy338: now the fuggen approver will set it as ias, yes i'm a snitchtard
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild January 3, 2026; 18:10 - Reply
Really ferret......
avatar Metro2033 January 3, 2026; 18:11 - Reply
@LapisLazuli: just remake it with soyak, and use the actual fingerboy one you made
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx January 3, 2026; 18:14 - Reply
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QmQ
avatar sprnurse January 3, 2026; 18:16 - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: the bait gets too a point
avatar LapisLazuli January 3, 2026; 18:31 - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS


I WAS THE LAW


BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


award badge blood death finger gem great_meme_reset judge_gem_(namefag) lapis_lazuli meta:namefags nas:award ribbon roblox roblox_hair slice sliced subvariant:fingerboy uwu variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:markiplier_soyjak xxwarrior_burger513xx_(baiter)

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR BURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

avatar trevor January 3, 2026; 18:32 - Reply
@LapisLazuli:
SPEGERALD
avatar LapisLazuli January 3, 2026; 19:03 - Reply
If you think about it
Judge Death:
>Wears some sort of eyewear

>Has his mouth wide open with his teeth being a focus

>Likely bald everywhere

he is a proto 'jak
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 08:35 - Reply
Another gem
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 08:36 - Reply
@Black_Watch: doctos
158231: closed_mouth clothes ear earpiece epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses hair hat jewish_nose judaism kike kippah mossad papers_please pixel_art pixelated subvariant:perceptive_chud suit suit_and_tie transparent_background variant:chudjak
closed_mouth clothes ear earpiece epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses hair hat jewish_nose judaism kike kippah mossad papers_please pixel_art pixelated subvariant:perceptive_chud suit suit_and_tie transparent_background variant:chudjak // 1168x800 // 23.7KB

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avatar Metro2033 January 4, 2026; 03:45 - Reply
@Morostein:
@Swatted:
pooner defense unit has been deployed
avatar MoistPepper January 4, 2026; 03:45 - Reply
@Metro2033: ???
@Morostein: stop
avatar Swatted January 4, 2026; 03:46 - Reply
@Metro2033: I'm going to rape and torture you, stop
avatar Morostein January 4, 2026; 03:47 - Reply
@Metro2033: We're not pooners
@MoistPepper: I'm defending you?
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 03:49 - Reply
soybooru is discord theory
avatar Swatted January 4, 2026; 03:50 - Reply
@special: Waiting for a new joke
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 03:51 - Reply
@Swatted: not a joke
avatar MoistPepper January 4, 2026; 03:52 - Reply
@special: you're the type of ferret to pm mustard saying "ban me"
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 03:54 - Reply
@MoistPepper: I would do that but i like being unbanned more than I would find it funny
avatar MenstrualCykill January 4, 2026; 08:34 - Reply
2005: A noon
2023: A noon
3023: A noon
5000: A noon
10000: A noon
Forever: A noon
No matter what year it is MoistPepper will always be a noon

Repost this in 15 comment sections to show your hate for MoistPepper
155755: 1soyjaks aliased asset glasses meta:possibly_duplicate meta:template remastered series:remastered_soyjaks stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak sun template transparent_background variant:gapejak
1soyjaks aliased asset glasses meta:possibly_duplicate meta:template remastered series:remastered_soyjaks stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak sun template transparent_background variant:gapejak // 900x800 // 20.9KB

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avatar trevor December 28, 2025; 16:04 - Reply
wait what the fuck
avatar Pico December 28, 2025; 16:04 - Reply
@trevor: @trevor: special
GQD
avatar trevor December 28, 2025; 16:04 - Reply
its has a slightly higher resolution so shouldn't be deleted
avatar Admre December 28, 2025; 16:47 - Reply
Here comes the sun dudududu
avatar MazelTV December 28, 2025; 17:10 - Reply
sunshine lollipops
avatar BigBrian December 29, 2025; 01:31 - Reply
i look like this
avatar trevor January 3, 2026; 22:17 - Reply
why is this still in meta:duplicate
avatar Apollo January 4, 2026; 08:14 - Reply
@trevor: the great meme reset spammer xxwarrior_burger513xx is putting these 'duplicate' tags.
avatar Apollo January 4, 2026; 08:16 - Reply
he also put 'some really homosexual raisin XDDD :p' on the sources
avatar LapisLazuli January 4, 2026; 08:24 - Reply
@Apollo: As if there wasnt enough reasons to try to stop him already.
158029: alleyway alternate angry beard box brick_wall broken_teeth clothes coat dark_sky dirt dirty_clothes fence garbage glasses glowing graffiti hair hairy hobo homeless looking_at_you meta:featured mug night old open_mouth rat reppey rotten_teeth series:animaljaks soyjak_party street_light subvariant:feralsquirrel subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:unabomber suit teeth trend:glowie variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak wall wrinkles
alleyway alternate angry beard box brick_wall broken_teeth clothes coat dark_sky dirt dirty_clothes fence garbage glasses glowing graffiti hair hairy hobo homeless looking_at_you meta:featured mug night old open_mouth rat reppey rotten_teeth series:animaljaks soyjak_party street_light subvariant:feralsquirrel subvariant:mustached_gapejak subvariant:unabomber suit teeth trend:glowie variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak wall wrinkles // 4000x3500 // 8.7MB

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avatar Chud January 3, 2026; 22:05 - Reply
@Chud: ferret watch you doin here give me thos 'ems ferret or i'll kill ya
avatar sprnurse January 3, 2026; 22:24 - Reply
hi prizkun
avatar MoistPepper January 3, 2026; 22:25 - Reply
Hi prizkun
avatar Bobson January 3, 2026; 22:40 - Reply
Prizkun kiss yourself
avatar Person4 January 3, 2026; 22:40 - Reply
Hiiii prizzkunn we loveee ur art
avatar Chud January 3, 2026; 23:08 - Reply
@Person4: ferret.. i might recognize you..
avatar Metro2033 January 4, 2026; 04:28 - Reply
i double dare you to find a person who looks like this irl and give them pocket change
avatar Swatted January 4, 2026; 04:29 - Reply
Jimbo lives like this
avatar Chud January 4, 2026; 07:57 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud January 4, 2026; 07:57 - Reply
gem
158335: angry bald glasses low_resolution microjak small tiny variant:feraljak white_background
angry bald glasses low_resolution microjak small tiny variant:feraljak white_background // 1x1 // 97
avatar QuickSlaughter January 4, 2026; 06:00 - Reply
making it a 1x1 won't make you a real woman
avatar Metro2033 January 4, 2026; 06:01 - Reply
this will never catch on
avatar greg January 4, 2026; 06:01 - Reply
How can you even tell it's a soyjak
avatar Metro2033 January 4, 2026; 07:37 - Reply
@greg: look closer
avatar Flute January 4, 2026; 07:44 - Reply
Uploaded a white pixel to soybooru award
I'm actually going to go through with it and upload the 20000p soyak
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 07:46 - Reply
Glasses
146597: hair hairy imp impish neutral stubble subvariant:ishish_soyak_ears unibrow variant:impish_soyak_ears
hair hairy imp impish neutral stubble subvariant:ishish_soyak_ears unibrow variant:impish_soyak_ears // 750x750 // 30.0KB
avatar epx7fclhdrp November 30, 2025; 01:45 - Reply
avatar MenstrualCykill January 4, 2026; 07:41 - Reply
I hate this ugly ass variant
avatar Flute January 4, 2026; 07:43 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill:
why
158347: angry bald closed_mouth forehead_lines mustache pinhead soyjak stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak white_background
angry bald closed_mouth forehead_lines mustache pinhead soyjak stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak variant:gapejak white_background // 600x800 // 13.8KB
avatar Taiyaki_Tifa January 4, 2026; 06:59 - Reply
ok
avatar Metro2033 January 4, 2026; 07:01 - Reply
gregem
avatar Metro2033 January 4, 2026; 07:01 - Reply
gregem
avatar retard January 4, 2026; 07:35 - Reply
Gemmy
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