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166452: award callioperockwell_(namefag) closed_mouth edit eyes galaxy glasses hair joke meta:namefags meta:self_insert no_stubble nose ribbon soysona variant:cobson
award callioperockwell_(namefag) closed_mouth edit eyes galaxy glasses hair joke meta:namefags meta:self_insert no_stubble nose ribbon soysona variant:cobson // 708x747 // 562.6KB

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avatar greg January 31, 2026; 23:50 - Reply
@John8_44: You are a flamboyant person
avatar Yohannen January 31, 2026; 23:54 - Reply
@greg: flamboyant person on flamboyant person violence
avatar greg January 31, 2026; 23:55 - Reply
@Yohannen: Where have I expressed homosexual tendencies
avatar callioperockwell January 31, 2026; 23:55 - Reply
@greg: pot calling the kettle black
avatar Yohannen January 31, 2026; 23:56 - Reply
@greg: censoring cobson
avatar callioperockwell January 31, 2026; 23:57 - Reply
that is pretty homosexual doe
avatar greg February 1, 2026; 00:06 - Reply
@Yohannen: I just don't like it
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 00:07 - Reply
@greg: c-cobson will never be a gem! why? because... because he just isn't, okay!?
avatar greg February 1, 2026; 00:47 - Reply
@callioperockwell: Disgusting
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 04:18 - Reply
its time to make an accurate depiction since your a foid o algo
166364: arch branch christianity classical_art_parody column crown full_body glasses hand head looking_up mountain nature neutral_expression plants river robe robes saint saint_leopold_the_good shadow shoe stubble variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:leopold walls
arch branch christianity classical_art_parody column crown full_body glasses hand head looking_up mountain nature neutral_expression plants river robe robes saint saint_leopold_the_good shadow shoe stubble variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:leopold walls // 944x1287 // 214.4KB
avatar Rot January 31, 2026; 19:17 - Reply
Gemmy!
avatar Thales January 31, 2026; 19:17 - Reply
havent done one in awhile
avatar MenstrualCykill January 31, 2026; 19:18 - Reply
Glistenting gem
avatar pants January 31, 2026; 19:26 - Reply
gem
avatar Coemskong January 31, 2026; 19:39 - Reply
Gemerald
avatar Dunchenman January 31, 2026; 19:57 - Reply
Gem
avatar Brazilian_Chud January 31, 2026; 19:57 - Reply
@Dunchenman:
Welcome back Dunchy
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 04:18 - Reply
gem
50368: bald glasses holding_object open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:unknown
bald glasses holding_object open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:unknown // 598x717 // 15.8KB
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 04:17 - Reply
what
166510: ear evil grin hair series:chuddified_soyjaks series:fusionjaks stubble variant:chudjak variant:impish_soyak_ears
ear evil grin hair series:chuddified_soyjaks series:fusionjaks stubble variant:chudjak variant:impish_soyak_ears // 598x800 // 17.0KB
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 04:17 - Reply
Gem
166472: immigrant larp mouth pink_eyes pinterest purple_lipstick tranny variant:cobson
immigrant larp mouth pink_eyes pinterest purple_lipstick tranny variant:cobson // 775x991 // 449.4KB

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avatar Soyton February 1, 2026; 00:46 - Reply
^pooner who looks like this above
avatar Virilis February 1, 2026; 00:49 - Reply
@Soyton:
POONER FOID
POONER FOID
city_boy clothes deputy_durland ear gravity_falls hand hat meme open_mouth police police_hat police_uniform red_nose shouting tongue transparent_background unibrow variant:ppp white_skin
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 00:50 - Reply
@callioperockwell: mindbroked pinterest immigrant geeeg
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 00:50 - Reply
@Soyton: meds, you're projecting
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 00:50 - Reply
@Chud: *mindbroken
avatar Soyton February 1, 2026; 01:06 - Reply
@callioperockwell: speech
black_skin female meta:namefags subvariant:terryjak terry_crews_(user)
avatar Acoustic February 1, 2026; 01:07 - Reply
pinterestGODs
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 04:10 - Reply
>pinterest immigrants are real
avatar SoyNorthropF5 February 1, 2026; 04:15 - Reply
Are pinterest foids really foids? Or just pooners in disguise?
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 04:16 - Reply
@SoyNorthropF5: Combo of both
114396: artist:7heiben brown_skin family mexico poor subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:bernd variant:gapejak variant:wojak
artist:7heiben brown_skin family mexico poor subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:bernd variant:gapejak variant:wojak // 1280x720, 13.8s // 1.1MB

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avatar Chud April 21, 2025; 09:17 - Reply
H3K IF SHE START A FAMILY
avatar Chud April 21, 2025; 10:10 - Reply
Valid trans wife gem!
avatar Chud April 21, 2025; 14:06 - Reply
Don't leak where H3K lives!
avatar Chud April 21, 2025; 15:22 - Reply
atentamente los zetas
avatar greg October 6, 2025; 08:00 - Reply
Coal
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 03:22 - Reply
Jimbo house
avatar EB3 February 1, 2026; 03:24 - Reply
^to rich but not poor enough to be jimbo
avatar Brazilian_Chud February 1, 2026; 03:25 - Reply
jimbrap house
avatar niggathispostisnuts February 1, 2026; 04:09 - Reply
olgol house
avatar niggathispostisnuts February 1, 2026; 04:09 - Reply
richest residents of bosnia be like:
166500: aliased beard blank chad clothes nas:yes_chad side_profile template white_hair white_skin
aliased beard blank chad clothes nas:yes_chad side_profile template white_hair white_skin // 718x750 // 21.4KB
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 03:31 - Reply
gem
avatar Brazilian_Chud February 1, 2026; 03:49 - Reply
gem
avatar labubu February 1, 2026; 03:57 - Reply
I look like this
166499: cloud incomprehensible_woahjack multiple_soyjaks rain raining subvariant:doctos subvariant:feralrage subvariant:longplier subvariant:nucob variant:childut variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:coinjak variant:feraljak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:smugjak variant:uncjak
cloud incomprehensible_woahjack multiple_soyjaks rain raining subvariant:doctos subvariant:feralrage subvariant:longplier subvariant:nucob variant:childut variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:coinjak variant:feraljak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:nojak variant:smugjak variant:uncjak // 800x609 // 124.6KB
avatar H3K February 1, 2026; 03:32 - Reply
Gem.
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 03:35 - Reply
@H3K: thanks
avatar Metro2033 February 1, 2026; 03:41 - Reply
your supposed to boil the water
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 03:44 - Reply
this is beautiful zonky
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 03:47 - Reply
@callioperockwell: thanks pal
6513: 2soyjaks basil_(omori) bloodshot_eyes blush buff clothes cloud crying flower flower_crown full_body green_hair hair hanging hat holding_object holding_rope lynching mari_(omori) omori open_mouth plant rope smile soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tongue tree variant:bernd variant:gapejak video_game white_skin
2soyjaks basil_(omori) bloodshot_eyes blush buff clothes cloud crying flower flower_crown full_body green_hair hair hanging hat holding_object holding_rope lynching mari_(omori) omori open_mouth plant rope smile soyjak stubble subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tongue tree variant:bernd variant:gapejak video_game white_skin // 2100x1500 // 238.4KB
avatar Chud1 June 4, 2022; 05:12 - Reply
gemerald
avatar Chud2 July 1, 2022; 22:09 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud3 October 11, 2022; 00:05 - Reply
Gem
avatar Chud4 May 10, 2023; 12:34 - Reply
GEM
avatar Chud5 May 10, 2023; 12:34 - Reply
built for bwc
avatar Chud6 May 10, 2023; 12:36 - Reply
GEMori
avatar Eyehurt February 1, 2026; 03:45 - Reply
Gem
166497: 12_oz_mouse ear edited eyebrows eyes glasses hanging mouth muscles square subvariant:muscular_chud text variant:bernd variant:chudjak
12_oz_mouse ear edited eyebrows eyes glasses hanging mouth muscles square subvariant:muscular_chud text variant:bernd variant:chudjak // 2048x2048 // 540.9KB

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avatar EB3 February 1, 2026; 03:30 - Reply
@callioperockwell: ah sorry my bad your ESL sentence confused me
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 03:30 - Reply
@Chud: Quote
avatar Thales February 1, 2026; 03:30 - Reply
@Zonky: looks like ass fuck adult swim
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 03:31 - Reply
@Thales: it is
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 03:31 - Reply
@EB3: English is my first language i just fucked up a little
avatar EB3 February 1, 2026; 03:32 - Reply
@callioperockwell: esl who became EFLDEITY
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 03:32 - Reply
@Thales: I thought the reboot was bad but I like it
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 03:33 - Reply
@Zonky: the reboot was fucking brim, I couldn't stand one episode
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 03:35 - Reply
@callioperockwell: Yeah I remember it when it came out it was super raisin not shocked it was canceled i might revisit it tho
avatar callioperockwell February 1, 2026; 03:38 - Reply
@EB3: thanks
164721: autism_hat badge big_lips blush captions fallout fallout_3 meta:barely_soyjak_related meta:namefags olgol_(user) please_be_paitent_i_have_autism series:brimstone_creepypastas shitskin stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:olgolstein variant:alicia variant:cobson video video_game
autism_hat badge big_lips blush captions fallout fallout_3 meta:barely_soyjak_related meta:namefags olgol_(user) please_be_paitent_i_have_autism series:brimstone_creepypastas shitskin stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:olgolstein variant:alicia variant:cobson video video_game // 1280x720, 58.9s // 37.3MB

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avatar sprnurse January 31, 2026; 19:31 - Reply
@amogusimposter: because women are raped by men and men are usually raped by other men
avatar Olgol January 31, 2026; 19:31 - Reply
@sprnurse: Perhaps it does, tho EPI doesn't cause nearly as much trauma as CSA does, which is the important part
avatar sprnurse January 31, 2026; 19:31 - Reply
@Olgol: perhaps but i believe more studies would have to be done to get a definitive answer
avatar amogusimposter January 31, 2026; 19:33 - Reply
@sprnurse: if the part played by rape into turning people homosexual is so big than why are men more likely to be homosexual than women if women are more likely to be raped than men?
avatar Olgol January 31, 2026; 19:33 - Reply
@sprnurse: hear, hear
avatar sprnurse January 31, 2026; 19:34 - Reply
@Olgol: so if epi and porn addiction leads to distorted sexual preferences, it is safe to assume the far
more traumatic loss of innocence leads to a whole distorted lifestyle
avatar sprnurse January 31, 2026; 19:37 - Reply
@amogusimposter: because a man raping a woman is a heterosexual encounter...also 72% of lesbians have reported being sexually abused by males, essentially "turning them off" towards hetero relationships
avatar Olgol January 31, 2026; 19:39 - Reply
@sprnurse: Somewhat yes, CSA can definitely change your orientation more than EPI does. But thats not the only thing CSA does. It fucks up your entire personality
avatar sprnurse January 31, 2026; 19:40 - Reply
@Olgol: even though im aware that CSA fucks you up as a person, not just your sexual preference
avatar SoyNorthropF5 February 1, 2026; 03:37 - Reply
geg
166495: angry chair disappointed disatisfied suit_and_tie thumbs_down variant:cobson
angry chair disappointed disatisfied suit_and_tie thumbs_down variant:cobson // 1152x970 // 128.3KB
avatar joo February 1, 2026; 03:18 - Reply
Doctor Creosote
avatar Chud1 February 1, 2026; 03:21 - Reply
cobson says downvote
89706: afro bloodshot_eyes clipart clothes crying freckles lips nigger noose red_eyes red_lips rope smile stock_image stock_image_watermark subvariant:chudplier subvariant:jartycuck trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak watermark
afro bloodshot_eyes clipart clothes crying freckles lips nigger noose red_eyes red_lips rope smile stock_image stock_image_watermark subvariant:chudplier subvariant:jartycuck trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak watermark // 1000x800 // 197.7KB
avatar Chud1 June 19, 2025; 21:14 - Reply
antiswarthy
avatar joo February 1, 2026; 03:12 - Reply
Gemrold
avatar Brazilian_Chud February 1, 2026; 03:16 - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Chud2 February 1, 2026; 03:17 - Reply
emerald
166483: baby big_eyes child deformed distorted kid patrick_crusius subvariant:carlos variant:chudjak
baby big_eyes child deformed distorted kid patrick_crusius subvariant:carlos variant:chudjak // 645x770 // 12.7KB
avatar Brazilian_Chud February 1, 2026; 02:43 - Reply
chud gem
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 02:45 - Reply
Gem, Charlie and Carlos are brothers
avatar H3K February 1, 2026; 03:15 - Reply
Adorable gem.
164149: arm clothes dark_and_gritty error gigachad holding_object nas:gigachad necktie no_face nophono portal_2 source_engine subnas:nophono suit suit_and_tie
arm clothes dark_and_gritty error gigachad holding_object nas:gigachad necktie no_face nophono portal_2 source_engine subnas:nophono suit suit_and_tie // 1080x1072 // 131.2KB
avatar joo January 23, 2026; 08:26 - Reply
"Oh, fiddlesticks, what now?"
avatar Chud1 January 23, 2026; 08:31 - Reply
200% ias
avatar UID_138 January 23, 2026; 08:35 - Reply
Nophono appears in portal 2 beta if you enter command "raisin_nophono_fan_cares_about" in the console at 3:33am
avatar joo January 23, 2026; 08:44 - Reply
@UID_138: it was cut before release. If you enter this command in the current version of Portal 2 at 3:33 am, you'll get the ERROR model on your map
avatar Chud2 January 23, 2026; 09:00 - Reply
@joo:
there was never a nophono model in portal 2 the comment above is a lie, do not try this
avatar Chud3 January 23, 2026; 13:06 - Reply
raisin noglados care about
avatar H3K January 29, 2026; 03:11 - Reply
Gem.
avatar dap February 1, 2026; 03:10 - Reply
holy oldchad
166482: brown_hair doom doom_(game) ear hair lee_goldson mouth_open mustache nas:lee tooth transparent_background variant:vlodson
brown_hair doom doom_(game) ear hair lee_goldson mouth_open mustache nas:lee tooth transparent_background variant:vlodson // 640x1011 // 106.8KB
avatar Zonky February 1, 2026; 02:26 - Reply
brimstone
avatar Chud1 February 1, 2026; 02:27 - Reply
btfo'd by broot never forget
avatar Chud2 February 1, 2026; 02:43 - Reply
kiss yourself zelenskyjak ugly person
avatar joo February 1, 2026; 03:01 - Reply
I am going to black list this variant
avatar QuickSlaughter February 1, 2026; 03:05 - Reply
@joo:
>being from 2023

beard dementia gigachad nas:gigachad old static subnas:old_gigachad
avatar John8_44 February 1, 2026; 03:08 - Reply
@QuickSlaughter: 367th registered user holy raisin
1811: closed_eyes clothes crying glasses hair its_over sad soyjak text variant:chudjak
closed_eyes clothes crying glasses hair its_over sad soyjak text variant:chudjak // 190x200 // 15.9KB

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avatar greg February 1, 2026; 02:37 - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: @MoistPepper: You need to kill yourselves
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 02:37 - Reply
@greg: You once said uno reverse card to someone here
avatar greg February 1, 2026; 02:38 - Reply
@Nobody1: Yeah but I'm serious
avatar Brazilian_Chud February 1, 2026; 02:39 - Reply
@greg:
SLF noon
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 02:39 - Reply
@greg: Ok Greg
avatar MoistPepper February 1, 2026; 02:39 - Reply
@greg: pinke lost
avatar Chud February 1, 2026; 02:47 - Reply
all of you namenoons killed the site
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 02:48 - Reply
@Chud: Interesting note
avatar greg February 1, 2026; 03:00 - Reply
@Chud: I'm just commenting on a post but dramaflamboyant people followed me here
avatar greg February 1, 2026; 03:08 - Reply
@greg: So yes I am extremely blackpilled
132171: closed_eyes crying eyebrows gape geg gegerald glasses happy large_mouth laughing open_mouth stubble variant:feraljak wrinkles
closed_eyes crying eyebrows gape geg gegerald glasses happy large_mouth laughing open_mouth stubble variant:feraljak wrinkles // 1006x1425 // 28.5KB
avatar Chud1 August 13, 2025; 03:39 - Reply
More self-insert goal
avatar Chud2 August 13, 2025; 04:17 - Reply
@Chud: feraljak is the angry self inserting variant though
avatar NemanjaVidih November 30, 2025; 23:30 - Reply
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG!
avatar trevor November 30, 2025; 23:32 - Reply
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 03:07 - Reply
Gemmy opposite flamboyant personging
124585: angry bald bloodshot_eyes clitty clitty_leakage crying glasses hockey leaking leaking_clitty logo looking_to_the_right meta:not_oc open_mouth soyjak sports stubble subvariant:soyak_3/4 team tear text transparent_background variant:soyak
angry bald bloodshot_eyes clitty clitty_leakage crying glasses hockey leaking leaking_clitty logo looking_to_the_right meta:not_oc open_mouth soyjak sports stubble subvariant:soyak_34 team tear text transparent_background variant:soyak // 1488x1488 // 976.6KB

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avatar SanrioWABAG June 24, 2025; 15:11 - Reply
antiswarthy hockey team
avatar Colorlesspy June 24, 2025; 15:12 - Reply
@fembooru: fembooru try not to groom minors on the 'blox everytime I tell xer to stop challenge : IMPOSSIBLE
avatar Twitxxx June 24, 2025; 15:12 - Reply
@SanrioWABAG: noon
avatar Chud June 24, 2025; 15:13 - Reply
@Twitxxx:

amazigh anime anime_female anime_girl berber berber_ethnic_flag black_skin brimstone clothes flag gooner hat kabyle_sun love meta:op_is_actually_aryan_even_doe_xes_a_anongod nigger speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan tomoko twitxx(attentionwhore) variant:meximutt watamote
avatar NojakFan June 24, 2025; 15:23 - Reply
Brap above
avatar aidenator5 June 24, 2025; 15:24 - Reply
@NojakFan:
avatar NojakFan June 24, 2025; 15:25 - Reply
Brap above me
avatar fembooru June 24, 2025; 15:47 - Reply
@Colorlesspy: kiss yourself kiss the barrel of my gun
avatar Colorlesspy June 24, 2025; 15:49 - Reply
@fembooru: kiss yourself kiss the ass of your sandnoon BVLL
avatar Nobody1 February 1, 2026; 03:01 - Reply
Gemmy, Chudjak is MVP in this team
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