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158465: bald beard closed_mouth eyebrows flat looking_at_you low_resolution meta:barely_a_soyjak neutral shoulders squashed subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak
bald beard closed_mouth eyebrows flat looking_at_you low_resolution meta:barely_a_soyjak neutral shoulders squashed subvariant:neutralplier variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x2 // 1009

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avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Trevor is right. It doesn't look anything like a soyjak.
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
But I'm not sure if this should even be approved or not
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Whatever happens, a higher-ranking Janny can look at it and decide whether to approve it or not
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Dunchenman: one that was like 4 pixels got approved so ill approve this one as well
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: alright
avatar Bobson - Reply
should I make a 1x1 one
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Bobson: stop spamming these b4 joons start leaking
avatar retard - Reply
This is a Soyjak
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
avatar trevor - Reply
@greg:
158463: beard blue_skin colorful colors eyebrows eyes glasses gold_skin looking_at_you low_resolution orange_skin purple_skin red_skin stare staring stubble subvariant:neutralplier unpaintbucketable variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background yellow_skin
beard blue_skin colorful colors eyebrows eyes glasses gold_skin looking_at_you low_resolution orange_skin purple_skin red_skin stare staring stubble subvariant:neutralplier unpaintbucketable variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background yellow_skin // 133x168 // 8.3KB
avatar Bobson - Reply
Thank you dutchman
avatar trevor - Reply
specialERALD
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
toddlers first edit
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Bobson:
>dutchman
avatar trevor - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: read his bio
@Dunchenman: GEG
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Bobson:
dutchman:
anti_ongezellig black_skin boylover_symbol brown esl faggot flies indian jakparty_soy kike mymy_(ongezellig) nigger ongezellig pacifier pajeet pedotranny pedotroon protect_trans_kids punjabi queen_of_hearts queen_of_spades series:esl_pedo_league shitskinned smell stinky subhuman subvariant:chudplier tranny trend:jartycuck trend:slopjak variant:chudjak variant:markiplier_soyjak zarty zartycuck zellig zelligcuck zellignigger
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
avatar trevor - Reply
@greg:
158506: amerikaner benson buildings city colaws green_skin gumball gumball_machine murdoc_(gorillaz) purple_background regular_show subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson variant:feraljak
amerikaner benson buildings city colaws green_skin gumball gumball_machine murdoc_(gorillaz) purple_background regular_show subvariant:hornyson variant:cobson variant:feraljak // 1024x950 // 265.3KB

showing 10 of 12 comments

avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
OHNONONONONONONONONO
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Congrats on 100thjak, gem
avatar kuzdif - Reply
gem
avatar Chud - Reply
>FUCK YOU SKIPS AND FUCK THE GORILLAS

<Very poor choice of words benson

>OH GOD NO
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
@Chud: QEEEEQ
avatar Chud - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: colaws is a indo-gemmy beast
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
SNCA autistic brimcoal
avatar Chud - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: why the post doesn't have fpe "p in it
avatar Chud - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: award badge blue_skin brown_skin closed_mouth clothes earpiece epx7fclhdrp_(niggerjeet) eyebrows eyelashes fat flag:transgender_pride_flag gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses glowing hair hat hello_my_name_is_(sticker) judaism kippah lips looking_at_you meta:namefags mossad name_tag necktie no_glasses no_more_brother_wars no_stubble nose series:trios_&_duos star_of_david stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:vlodpedo suit suit_and_tie sunglasses text tinted_glasses tranny transgender_flag transparent_background trend:glowie trend:slopjak troon variant:alicia variant:unknown variant:vlodson vlodson_(namefag) vlodsonwabag_(niggerjeet) wrinkles
No fpe for me to goon my tiny brapzillian tbp equals brimstone o'algo
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
25064: 2soyjaks calarts closed_mouth cocomelon cr1tikal excited glasses moist_critikal penguinz0 smile soyjak stubble variant:soyak
2soyjaks calarts closed_mouth cocomelon cr1tikal excited glasses moist_critikal penguinz0 smile soyjak stubble variant:soyak // 1000x844 // 402.9KB

showing 10 of 23 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: >you WILL worship popular e-soyleb No.284914
avatar Chud - Reply
Fuck that little manlet
avatar Chud - Reply
absolute trutherald
avatar Chud - Reply
the website we’re on right now and the sharty is the teenager and young adult version of motherfucking cocomelon, doe.
avatar Chud - Reply
I like him, he is nice and helped many people ^-^
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: Celtic bmt chad
avatar Chud - Reply
moist cr1tikal was funny when he posted raisinty steam game commentary and captain pronin voiceovers. he sold his soul to the reddit mass produced nothingburger commentary slop industry and is now a total flamboyant person.
avatar Chud - Reply
@Chud: he is also a huge raisinlib too not to mention. cr1tikal fell off so hard
avatar Chud - Reply
lmao only literal robots watch moistcritikkkal
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Penguinz0 defended tr4nny surgeries for CHILDREN btw.
158516: beard cute glasses happy soyjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tongue variant:gapejak
beard cute glasses happy soyjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak tongue variant:gapejak // 627x800 // 23.3KB

showing 10 of 13 comments

avatar MrObsessed - Reply
Phaedra 2: Chink Tok ugly persons strike back
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
POONERALD X2
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
vantapooner
avatar Taiyaki_Tifa - Reply
posting this was an option btw
avatar Taiyaki_Tifa - Reply
posting this was an option btw
avatar Chud - Reply
why do flamboyant persons keep trying to claim gapejak
avatar Admre - Reply
Op says they have pins of Nate and yotsuba on their bag btw
avatar Taiyaki_Tifa - Reply
"pooner" i was just making a very kawaii wholesomejak!!!!!!!!!
avatar Admiral_Avvakened - Reply
arm black_hair black_skin brown_skin closed_mouth double_chin eyes facial_hair fat glasses goatee gradient green_shirt greg_(user) hair meta:namefags mustache namefags obese pink_lips series:its_based_and_christpilled side_profile side_view soybooru soyjak subvariant:meximutt_side sunglasses variant:meximutt white_background
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
158589: brimstone coal cowboy general jews product squirreljak variant:squirreljak
brimstone coal cowboy general jews product squirreljak variant:squirreljak // 565x1570 // 202.9KB

showing 10 of 19 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
@MrObsessed: You are still green arrowing and soyquoting so it's you. MrObsessed if this is you irl reply, soyquote, vertical arrow or 4cuk green arrow this comment, and do it too if the soyjaks you use to soyquote are you as well. If anyone else agrees this is MrObsessed irl do the same.
avatar MrObsessed - Reply
>do x if you are y
award bait bloodshot_eyes brown_skin deformed discord flag:transgender_pride_flag kike meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself nate nigger pedophile queen_of_spades rope star_of_david subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine suicide tranny transgender_flag trend:slopjak troon variant:alicia xitter yellow_hair
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbo drink
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: @MrObsessed: two specials fighting
avatar Chud - Reply
MrObsessed if this is you irl reply, soyquote, vertical arrow or 4cuk green arrow this comment, and do it too if the soyjaks you use to soyquote are you as well, and you also confirm this is you if you even reference my reply in any way shape or form with a follow up comment.

If anyone else agrees this is MrObsessed irl do the same. You all sign and vow that you agree this is MrObsessed if you do any if these things.
avatar Chud - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: No. I am simply letting him expose himself.

MrObsessed if this is you irl reply, soyquote, vertical arrow or 4cuk green arrow this comment, and do it too if the soyjaks you use to soyquote are you as well, and you also confirm this is you if you even reference my reply in any way shape or form with a follow up comment.

If anyone else agrees this is MrObsessed irl do the same. You all sign and vow that you agree this is MrObsessed if you do any if these things.
avatar CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: flamboyant person^^^
avatar CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: yes he drinks it everyday while hanging from the chud tree
avatar sloppyjakky - Reply
jimbo chugs ts
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
158590: 2soyjaks animal art artist:tqqt cheddar_(user) cheese crossed_arms diamond drawfag drawing ear feet_showing glasses leg meta:namefags mouse mouse_ears pink_nose shadow sitting subvariant:condiment tail variant:feraljak watermark whiskers
2soyjaks animal art artist:tqqt cheddar_(user) cheese crossed_arms diamond drawfag drawing ear feet_showing glasses leg meta:namefags mouse mouse_ears pink_nose shadow sitting subvariant:condiment tail variant:feraljak watermark whiskers // 3612x2795 // 4.9MB

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avatar wiretap - Reply
Gem
avatar Toilet-G - Reply
lazy NAS flamboyant person epi brimcoal
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Imagine being Jimbo and the only drawings you receive from drawflamboyant persons portray you as a fat brown diddyblud who rapes everything that moves
avatar tQQt - Reply
@Coemskong: you saying this like xhe doesn't not likes this
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Coemskong: stop
@tQQt: stop
avatar Chud - Reply
@7Zip: I can't believe it. You said something sensical, you, whom I hate and wish to see die.

I guess you have my respect. Yet others like you will not escape what I'll do.
avatar Chud - Reply
@uoy: You replied aka you agree.
avatar Chud - Reply
@special: Tried duplicating Zip's actually intelligent comment but back at me and failed award. Also you replied therefore you agree.
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud:
>if you do x then y

1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website artist:itoddler_htsm_spammer award black_skin blush closed_mouth double_chin eyebrows eyelashes fat grey_shirt lips meta:not_oc obese red_shirt retard small_brain stupid subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine text transparent_background variant:alicia
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
151816: are_you_soying_what_im_soying black_hair bob boy closed_mouth clothes ear eyebrows female friendship girl glasses hair long_hair looking_at_each_other male nose short_hair smile subvariant:bridget subvariant:patrick variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:gapejak white_background
are_you_soying_what_im_soying black_hair bob boy closed_mouth clothes ear eyebrows female friendship girl glasses hair long_hair looking_at_each_other male nose short_hair smile subvariant:bridget subvariant:patrick variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:gapejak white_background // 2072x1224 // 22.1KB

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avatar Teasuck - Reply
@nonoko: My Lennonjak-creating idol... I kneel
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@cutebooru: Is a foid
avatar cutebooru - Reply
@Teasuck: not a foid
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@cutebooru: IAF (is a foid)
avatar cutebooru - Reply
@Teasuck: nothing about me is feminine
avatar Teasuck - Reply
@cutebooru: Everything about what you post and how you act is feminine
avatar cutebooru - Reply
@Teasuck: how
avatar AutonomousRepublicOfGem - Reply
chud looks like a grandma geg
avatar cutebooru - Reply
@AutonomousRepublicOfGem: i kinda see it lol
avatar Chud - Reply
political implications?
158619: animal bald eyebrows fin fish glasses great_white_shark grey_skin looking_at_you series:animaljaks shark teeth teeth_showing underwater variant:uncjak
animal bald eyebrows fin fish glasses great_white_shark grey_skin looking_at_you series:animaljaks shark teeth teeth_showing underwater variant:uncjak // 900x1000 // 127.9KB
avatar trevor - Reply
most forced variant of all time
avatar trevor - Reply
I cant even tell what uncjak is supposed to mock
avatar Chud1 - Reply
shark gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@trevor: rubyish shark is going to eat you
avatar FOID_SLAYER - Reply
i hate it congrats
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
brimcoal
avatar wiretap - Reply
emerald
avatar cutebooru - Reply
this variant stalked, raped, then cooked cobson alive and ate him
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@cutebooru: Wholesome story
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
158626: animan_studios animanstudios ass axel_in_harlem black_skin booty butt dildo double_chin eyebags fat hair jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) lips looking_to_the_left meta:namefags mouth_open neck nose obese oneshot poop side_profile stubble subvariant:alicia_side teeth transparent_background variant:alicia yellow_sclera
animan_studios animanstudios ass axel_in_harlem black_skin booty butt dildo double_chin eyebags fat hair jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) lips looking_to_the_left meta:namefags mouth_open neck nose obese oneshot poop side_profile stubble subvariant:alicia_side teeth transparent_background variant:alicia yellow_sclera // 2400x1284 // 991.1KB

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avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Morostein: not really
@Dunchenman: fuck you flamboyant person
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Dunchenman: i'm not
avatar Morostein - Reply
@MoistPepper: You have 0 hair on your body as a 18 year old man?
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Morostein: i shave
avatar Morostein - Reply
@MoistPepper: why
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Morostein: hygiene
avatar Morostein - Reply
@MoistPepper: I don't shave and I'm still clean, the only things I shave are my balls
So why would you shave?
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Morostein: why are we discussing this?
avatar Morostein - Reply
@MoistPepper: I'm genuinely trying to understand your pov
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
110100: subvariant:schizojak template this_raisin_took_me_2_days variant:markiplier_soyjak
subvariant:schizojak template this_raisin_took_me_2_days variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1048x1584 // 343.8KB
avatar test1234 - Reply
>Spend 1 flamboyant personillion hours tagging my post

>Error 502:Bad gateway

>tags get wiped

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avatar Jude - Reply
@test1234: snca
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
@test1234: TSMT
158818: blue_suit clothes gigachad grey_skin haunted looking_at_you maslack meta:low_resolution monster nas:gigachad no_face nophono paris paris_catacombs scary skull skulls subnas:nophono suit
blue_suit clothes gigachad grey_skin haunted looking_at_you maslack meta:low_resolution monster nas:gigachad no_face nophono paris paris_catacombs scary skull skulls subnas:nophono suit // 967x1119 // 183.0KB
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
chadflare's not letting me rate this award
avatar Admre - Reply
The nocatacombs
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
110104: bald subvariant:schizojak template variant:markiplier_soyjak
bald subvariant:schizojak template variant:markiplier_soyjak // 1048x1584 // 154.6KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Most useless template award
avatar Jaiden - Reply
@Chud: meds right now
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Jaiden: it's practically impossible to paint bucket this albeit
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
use your brain, specials; make a new layer underneath this and color it, then merge them and remove the background. so easy a noon could do it.
avatar Jude - Reply
@Chud: specialedest noon toddler
145878: 3soyjaks coffee computer desk desktop duck father gabagool italy mafia monitor mother neet parents pc room subvariant:chudjak_front the_sopranos variant:chudjak you_don't_understand
3soyjaks coffee computer desk desktop duck father gabagool italy mafia monitor mother neet parents pc room subvariant:chudjak_front the_sopranos variant:chudjak you_don't_understand // 2246x2144 // 672.9KB
avatar Thales - Reply
>Gabagool? Over here, Or however the deal isnt refused.
avatar Chud1 - Reply
20 years in the can award
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
this is great how did i miss this
avatar Ariane_Yeong - Reply
Gem
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Quasimodo predicted all this
158950: brown_skin bug clothes fly fnf fnf_pedo glasses green_hair green_shirt hair hat nigger shitskin stink_lines stinky stubble sweating variant:justus yellow_sclera yellow_teeth
brown_skin bug clothes fly fnf fnf_pedo glasses green_hair green_shirt hair hat nigger shitskin stink_lines stinky stubble sweating variant:justus yellow_sclera yellow_teeth // 2500x2500 // 89.9KB
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbrap
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Coal variant
avatar trevor - Reply
That veiron stare.
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Chud: anonigger bloodshot_eyes brown_troonjak chud1 chud_(boorufag) crying deformed nigger open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble subvariant:chudfaggot suicide tongue trend:slopjak variant:bernd
avatar emerald - Reply
Coal variant
avatar veironn - Reply
notice how the skin tone matches that of trevor's
avatar jimbo - Reply
W variant
avatar emerald - Reply
SNCA ugly person brimcoal dust antimatter noonhell variant
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
158977: brown_hair brunette brunette_hair dress ear female freckles green_eyes mouth_closed subvariant:vlodette variant:vlodson white_skin
brown_hair brunette brunette_hair dress ear female freckles green_eyes mouth_closed subvariant:vlodette variant:vlodson white_skin // 639x987 // 21.9KB
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
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