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159403: beard blank glasses redraw template variant:bvlljvk
beard blank glasses redraw template variant:bvlljvk // 795x849 // 47.3KB

showing 10 of 54 comments

avatar Thub - Reply
@asstrophy: obsessed gold poster
avatar Vergilius - Reply
@Thub: shroom is for homos stay outta there we got soytan porn here
avatar Thub - Reply
@Vergilius: Korg will js dox you again ferret
avatar Thub - Reply
shushhhh
avatar Thub - Reply
anywyas, gn soybooru
avatar emerald - Reply
@Thub: cat on the shroom the site owner
avatar Vergilius - Reply
@Thub: man who cares? I'll be fine Cali is Cali very harsh environment
avatar emerald - Reply
Or broot
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Vergilius: you're from California?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: he's moresalt
5181: closed_mouth deformed ear glasses hair soyjak stubble subvariant:grinlook_poggers teeth trend:colorjak variant:markiplier_soyjak
closed_mouth deformed ear glasses hair soyjak stubble subvariant:grinlook_poggers teeth trend:colorjak variant:markiplier_soyjak // 600x800 // 591.2KB
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem
100330: 88 arnold_shpitz boxing brass_knuckles fist hand hitler_mustache infinity_franchise jersey lisa_(game) squinting variant:chudjak vein
88 arnold_shpitz boxing brass_knuckles fist hand hitler_mustache infinity_franchise jersey lisa_(game) squinting variant:chudjak vein // 1530x1799 // 61.9KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Working on the chapter 2 for almost a decade award
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud: we will all be dementia riddled old men by the time Monster Update comes out
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Doesn't matter.It never did.
avatar Chud4 - Reply
^trvke
158441: blond blue_eyes geg glasses laughing parka red_shirt thub_(user) variant:cobson
blond blue_eyes geg glasses laughing parka red_shirt thub_(user) variant:cobson // 1134x922 // 78.7KB

showing 10 of 77 comments

avatar Bobson - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: You're late
avatar Bobson - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: You're late
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Bobson: TF
avatar Thub - Reply
@Bobson: delete this raisin NOW.
avatar Bobson - Reply
@Thub: You insulted my friends
avatar Thub - Reply
@Bobson: there are no friends on this website.
avatar Bobson - Reply
ok
avatar trevor - Reply
NAS xitteroid brimdust
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>
afro brapzilian brazil flag:brazil hanging nigger rope sloptranwnbag_(namefag) variant:bernd
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
ey, we have the same hairstyle
159351: amerimutt mutt nas:amerimutt obese subhuman subnas:ukromutt template ugly
amerimutt mutt nas:amerimutt obese subhuman subnas:ukromutt template ugly // 1242x1100 // 71.9KB
avatar uoy - Reply
NAS brim
avatar Virilis - Reply
IAS coal
avatar kuzdif - Reply
rvssgemmy
159208: 2soyjaks chud_troon_alliance conservativewaluigi_(namefag) couple friendship happy meta:namefags mustache overalls purple_hair purple_shirt smile subvariant:59_percent subvariant:bridget subvariant:chudjak_front variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:gapejak waluigi
2soyjaks chud_troon_alliance conservativewaluigi_(namefag) couple friendship happy meta:namefags mustache overalls purple_hair purple_shirt smile subvariant:59_percent subvariant:bridget subvariant:chudjak_front variant:bernd variant:chudjak variant:gapejak waluigi // 834x575 // 18.3KB
avatar KaineVader - Reply
Singularity
avatar Ghostguy338 - Reply
@KaineVader: this is supposed to mock how waluigi often posts 59% ugly personjak bait, learn not to fall for bait next 'kichad
avatar Eyehurt - Reply
no more xista wars
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Too white, Conservative Waluigi's skin should be yellow (as he himself has admitted that he is a gook).
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
Gem
avatar MrObsessed - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: really?
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@ConservativeWaluigi: oh christcux!
159388: closed_mouth cobson_face distorted eyebrows funny looking_at_you mouth_closed no_glasses smile soyjak squished stubble subvariant:nucob teeth variant:cobson
closed_mouth cobson_face distorted eyebrows funny looking_at_you mouth_closed no_glasses smile soyjak squished stubble subvariant:nucob teeth variant:cobson // 588x486 // 9.4KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gemerald, feraljak killer
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gem
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
Brimcoal
avatar Nevanian_Bvll - Reply
He looks pretty youthful in this one
16742: angry clenched_teeth glasses mustache objectsoy pepper plants_vs_zombies red_eyes red_skin soyjak stubble variant:feraljak video_game yellow_teeth
angry clenched_teeth glasses mustache objectsoy pepper plants_vs_zombies red_eyes red_skin soyjak stubble variant:feraljak video_game yellow_teeth // 510x846 // 18.7KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Beautiful gem
avatar Chud2 - Reply
good one
avatar Chud3 - Reply
i look like that
avatar Chud4 - Reply
You vill eat pepper and you vill like it
avatar Chud5 - Reply
seething hard
avatar Chud6 - Reply
MrObsessed if this is you irl reply, soyquote, vertical arrow or 4cuk green arrow this comment, and do it too if the soyjaks you use to soyquote are you as well, and you also confirm this is you if you even reference my reply in any way shape or form with a follow up comment.

If anyone else agrees this is MrObsessed irl do the same. You all sign and vow that you agree this is MrObsessed if you do any if these things.
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Seething gem
123812: bait explosion fire skeleton truth_nuke trvke trvthnvke variant:cobson
bait explosion fire skeleton truth_nuke trvke trvthnvke variant:cobson // 1200x1040 // 218.8KB

showing 10 of 16 comments

avatar Chud - Reply
@isaacAR8: at least it fuels some slopjaks creation
avatar CornCob - Reply
Gem thank you blud
avatar dustiest_Niggerstone_exporter - Reply
may I goon to dis gem?
avatar fembooru - Reply
Gemerald
avatar sabiopajin - Reply
@korg:
>BAITnuke
avatar Chud - Reply
Soycobson the xitterflamboyant person posted this youre famous
avatar SanrioWABAG - Reply
@Chud: Wow, yeah, many of my images have been posted by famous xitter soyjak accounts like that one cystjak or the guke
avatar Chud - Reply
> turkey or Greece isn't white
avatar Chud - Reply
raisintokcacas love this word
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Gemmy, 'ru has a lot of baitnukes
159353: ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe black_skin braphog fat meta:ai_generated meta:namefags tongue_out variant:bvlljvk video voiceover warrior-z_(user)
ai_but_not_completely_ai_doe black_skin braphog fat meta:ai_generated meta:namefags tongue_out variant:bvlljvk video voiceover warrior-z_(user) // 1280x720, 29.1s // 21.2MB

showing 10 of 15 comments

avatar Thub - Reply
wait youre right, its okay doebeit
avatar Marbles - Reply
B is better
avatar Chud - Reply
gem but my obsessed chromeboook acked while I watched this so this was on loop without being able to turn it off for 20 minutes
avatar sprnurse - Reply
A sounds too much like mario, b is better
avatar Thub - Reply
@Chud: GEEEEEEG
avatar Thub - Reply
I had a look on my old ass computer when I got home, In desperate need of updates but luckily I only had to run Python this block which is a slavsmelly person language. I tried getting my mom to pay for a membership to the local gym, but she called me a failure and told me that I need to get a job and stop browsing these stupid fucking websites that make me say words like "gemerald" and "jakartan E P I stone" as she didn't understand what I said, apparently.
One search later, however, and I found a gym that piqued my interest:
"Come and join JartyFit! You pay only 5 dollar a month saar! We goodest gemmy fitness saar! Use code SOYTAN WABAG 100 for 100% off your first month ya kuch aurr!"
avatar Thub - Reply
A snippet, I plan to make this a 40 minute long creepypasta to sleep too, and I'm writing it all from scratch. two parts
avatar Chud - Reply
sounds like super mario wahoo
avatar Thub - Reply
@Chud: kek ik, im using B
avatar sprnurse - Reply
>writing out your draft in 'ru comments instead of just posting the full thing when its done like everyone else

gigatwerk
155901: amphibian awooga booba bowtie frog long_eyes looking_up nas:pepe nobasu pepe pepe_the_frog stretched tuxedo white_background
amphibian awooga booba bowtie frog long_eyes looking_up nas:pepe nobasu pepe pepe_the_frog stretched tuxedo white_background // 598x1816 // 85.8KB
avatar trevor - Reply
twin towers
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
when theres miss circle large breast above you
112470: afroaryan black_skin blue_eyes buff gentleman mustache my_ancestor street_fighter street_fighter_3 street_fighter_3rd_strike subvariant:mexibrute variant:meximutt
afroaryan black_skin blue_eyes buff gentleman mustache my_ancestor street_fighter street_fighter_3 street_fighter_3rd_strike subvariant:mexibrute variant:meximutt // 2220x1072 // 922.8KB
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Dudley gemerald
avatar Chud2 - Reply
>We were kings and whatnot
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
actually gemmy
180: clothes fedora glasses hat open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:soyak
clothes fedora glasses hat open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:soyak // 653x800 // 133.7KB
avatar charleschudson - Reply
>Actually, it's a trilby. Get it right.
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
I see he has a dent in his head
156927: country fact glasses hand holding_object looking_at_you neutral psa sign soyjak stubble text variant:cobson
country fact glasses hand holding_object looking_at_you neutral psa sign soyjak stubble text variant:cobson // 775x1300 // 54.9KB
avatar trevor - Reply
do you mean: flag:brazil + flag + brazil
OR
flag:brazil + flag + country?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Alright going to remember that
avatar Flute - Reply
@trevor:
guess
avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten - Reply
angry balding beard black_shirt careless clothes enthusiast glasses hair open_mouth shit_nobody_cares_about shit_nobody_cares_about_enthusiast shitnobodycaresabout snca soyjak subvariant:science_lover text tshirt variant:markiplier_soyjak white_text
COPYPASTA OF SOMEONE I DONT LIKE COPYPASTA OF SOMEONE I DONT LIKE COPYPASTA OF SOMEONE I DONT LIKE COPYPASTA OF SOMEONE I DONT LIKE
COPYPASTA OF SOMEONE I DONT LIKE COPYPASTA OF SOMEONE I DONT LIKE COPYPASTA OF SOMEONE I DONT LIKE COPYPASTA OF SOMEONE I DONT LIKE
avatar korg - Reply
thanks
avatar GemersonLakeAndPalmer - Reply
@trevor: brazil + flag + flag:brazil + country
159390: 67 animated beard buff calculator chad closed_mouth ear ext=gif giga gigachad grey hair hand holding_object lips looking_at_you looking_down looksmax musclar_male muscles mustache nas:gigachad nose number shirtless subnas:terachad vein
67 animated beard buff calculator chad closed_mouth ear ext=gif giga gigachad grey hair hand holding_object lips looking_at_you looking_down looksmax musclar_male muscles mustache nas:gigachad nose number shirtless subnas:terachad vein // 640x640 // 17.3MB
avatar weakspaget - Reply
Now draw him flipping burgers
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
I look like this
avatar dap - Reply
shamalama ding dong
159363: animated cap clothes eat_the_bugs glasses hat keemferal keemstar keemstarjak medium_effort mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble sunglasses talking teeth traced variant:feraljak
animated cap clothes eat_the_bugs glasses hat keemferal keemstar keemstarjak medium_effort mustache open_mouth soyjak stubble sunglasses talking teeth traced variant:feraljak // 870x482, 9.2s // 4.4MB
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
bro just use viggle
avatar feralrage - Reply
R u sure its not gonna be glitchy tho??
avatar _73 - Reply
@Metro2033: this has more sovl thiugh
avatar _73 - Reply
@_73: *though
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
@feralrage: viggle won vro
avatar emerald - Reply
gem
avatar feralrage - Reply
@Metro2033: dude the viggle version is fucking ASS. i tried it and it wasnt even close to 40% good
avatar feralrage - Reply
@feralrage: to being 30% good*
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gem
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Geg
159387: brown_skin goo jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog melting meta:ai_generated meta:namefags oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag pooneshit pooneshit_pedo slime sora south_park speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:alicia variant:cobson variant:gapejak video vivo_endive
brown_skin goo jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) jimbrap jimbraphog melting meta:ai_generated meta:namefags oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger oneshotfag pooneshit pooneshit_pedo slime sora south_park speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:wholesome_soyjak variant:alicia variant:cobson variant:gapejak video vivo_endive // 756x592, 10.1s // 1.3MB
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
marge
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: jimbo dies from losing too much goo
avatar Chud2 - Reply
jimbo dindu nuffin he's innocent, stop the raging on him NOW
159384: 2soyjaks arch_linux arm badge banana_split_ice_cream black_skin blond blush blushing brown_skin clothes dog foot hair hand leash leg lips pink_skin quote quote_(user) soot_colors spade subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:neutralplier variant:alicia variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background yellow_hair
2soyjaks arch_linux arm badge banana_split_ice_cream black_skin blond blush blushing brown_skin clothes dog foot hair hand leash leg lips pink_skin quote quote_(user) soot_colors spade subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:neutralplier variant:alicia variant:markiplier_soyjak white_background yellow_hair // 998x864 // 160.4KB
avatar retard - Reply
quote and his dog gill koyim
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
allah asylum award hallucinated_it_again_award hallucination pig schizo schizophrenia variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
noons
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@special: maybe (if she was a woman instead of a plier)
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
jimbo the pet
159182: 6 admin_6 biting_lip broom cord ear glasses grey_skin horn janny multiple_soyjaks mustache nose open_mouth singularity stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak teeth text tinted_glasses trinity variant:gapejak variant:vlodson
6 admin_6 biting_lip broom cord ear glasses grey_skin horn janny multiple_soyjaks mustache nose open_mouth singularity stubble subvariant:mustached_gapejak teeth text tinted_glasses trinity variant:gapejak variant:vlodson // 733x568 // 199.6KB
avatar AtomiserRB - Reply
this is not coal because i used vlodson, i used vlodson in a mocking way not like "VlodsonWABAG" or something
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@AtomiserRB:
Ok thank you for this wholsome disclamer witouth it I would would have a clitty leak o algo
avatar Chud2 - Reply
that's not what trinity means. read a book
avatar 60percent - Reply
@AtomiserRB: oh my god who gives a raisin stop being such a flamboyant person
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud: it's a series it's just that im a lazy person
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