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159858: arm cartoon courage_the_cowardly_dog glasses leg open_mouth scared stubble variant:couragejak
arm cartoon courage_the_cowardly_dog glasses leg open_mouth scared stubble variant:couragejak // 1112x926 // 10.2KB
avatar Chud1 January 8, 2026; 06:47 - Reply
If MrObsessed was a variant, this one, this one is perfect for him and represents him to the letter. I tip my hat.
159856: arm cartoon courage_the_cowardly_dog glasses leg open_mouth scared stubble variant:couragejak
arm cartoon courage_the_cowardly_dog glasses leg open_mouth scared stubble variant:couragejak // 1112x926 // 13.0KB
avatar Chud1 January 8, 2026; 06:45 - Reply
MrObsessed's favorite variant has finally arrived.
54517: 2soyjaks ack antenna antifa clothes communism glasses hammer_and_sickle hand hanging holding_object holding_phone iphone lgbt map_(pedophile) no_pupils open_mouth orange_eyes orange_sclera pedophile phone progress_pride_flag r_196 r_animemes r_antiwork r_redditmoment r_vegan red reddit reddit_moment rope snoo stubble text tongue tranny trend:slopjak variant:bernd variant:markiplier_soyjak vegan you
2soyjaks ack antenna antifa clothes communism glasses hammer_and_sickle hand hanging holding_object holding_phone iphone lgbt map_(pedophile) no_pupils open_mouth orange_eyes orange_sclera pedophile phone progress_pride_flag r_196 r_animemes r_antiwork r_redditmoment r_vegan red reddit reddit_moment rope snoo stubble text tongue tranny trend:slopjak variant:bernd variant:markiplier_soyjak vegan you // 809x614 // 369.1KB
avatar Chud1 October 28, 2023; 10:13 - Reply
Gemmy
avatar Chud2 October 29, 2023; 01:49 - Reply
trvthful gem
avatar Chud3 October 29, 2023; 01:56 - Reply
twitter ugly people say this and it baffles me to no end
avatar Chud4 July 13, 2024; 15:40 - Reply
i am a right-winger
avatar Rusoriz_Fans_Arent_White July 24, 2025; 01:29 - Reply
Truke
avatar congo_aryan August 29, 2025; 03:54 - Reply
rest in pieces jimbo
avatar Chud5 January 8, 2026; 06:40 - Reply
They say this and Look Like this,geg
159826: bald eyes glasses payton_gendron soyboy stubble thick_eyebrows variant:paytonjak wrinkles
bald eyes glasses payton_gendron soyboy stubble thick_eyebrows variant:paytonjak wrinkles // 1112x926 // 13.6KB
avatar Zonky January 8, 2026; 06:08 - Reply
what is this
159864: i_love meta:namefags ominous subvariant:hornyson subvariant:hydrocephason subvariant:science_lover variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak
i_love meta:namefags ominous subvariant:hornyson subvariant:hydrocephason subvariant:science_lover variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak // 828x940 // 239.4KB

showing 10 of 14 comments

avatar MenstrualCykill January 8, 2026; 04:02 - Reply
@soycheckmark: Maybe but you're rapeson
avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:02 - Reply
@trevor: projection
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:03 - Reply
@soycheckmark: i projected it back to your projection
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:06 - Reply
Good to see that the new soybooru meta is making porn of nameflamboyant persons you don't like goddamn this website lost its original purpose
avatar Niggermutt January 8, 2026; 05:16 - Reply
@Chud: I should do this
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:26 - Reply
@noonmutt: you might as well everybody else is already doing it. I seen like 5 different ones
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:33 - Reply
nobody says this
avatar ronnieson2 January 8, 2026; 06:01 - Reply
@noonmutt: hi mullet :wave:
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 06:05 - Reply
777778999
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 06:05 - Reply
Finally i managed to send a comment.
159031: calm female hoodie maya_(ongezellig) meta:not_oc ongezellig peeb trend:calm variant:vlodson zellig
calm female hoodie maya_(ongezellig) meta:not_oc ongezellig peeb trend:calm variant:vlodson zellig // 161x255 // 22.6KB
avatar FOID_SLAYER January 8, 2026; 06:04 - Reply
brimstone
158676: award buff closed_mouth color color_wheel english_text eyebrows glasses hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) looking_at_you meta:namefags meta:self_insert muscles muscular_male rainbow retard_(user) smile subvariant:muscular_chud text transparent_background trend:aryan variant:chudjak vein
award buff closed_mouth color color_wheel english_text eyebrows glasses hair hello_my_name_is_(sticker) looking_at_you meta:namefags meta:self_insert muscles muscular_male rainbow retard_(user) smile subvariant:muscular_chud text transparent_background trend:aryan variant:chudjak vein // 1059x929 // 391.9KB
avatar xerox January 5, 2026; 01:19 - Reply
Figures.
avatar sprnurse January 5, 2026; 16:58 - Reply
no one looks like this
avatar retard January 8, 2026; 05:44 - Reply
@sprnurse: I look like this
159874: bald buff ear forehead_lines glasses looking_at_you nipple smile soyjak stubble subvariant:massjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak swolesome variant:gapejak white_background
bald buff ear forehead_lines glasses looking_at_you nipple smile soyjak stubble subvariant:massjak subvariant:wholesome_soyjak swolesome variant:gapejak white_background // 1056x937 // 22.2KB

showing 10 of 16 comments

avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:20 - Reply
not trevor
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:22 - Reply
massjak
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:24 - Reply
not broot x2
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:25 - Reply
my name is broot and i look NOTHING like this.
avatar Broot January 8, 2026; 05:26 - Reply
@Chud: obsessed with mi
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:27 - Reply
^ not picrel
avatar Broot January 8, 2026; 05:28 - Reply
@Chud: obese'd
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 05:29 - Reply
not chud2 not cobson not op
avatar retard January 8, 2026; 05:38 - Reply
@Broot: geg obese
avatar retard January 8, 2026; 05:39 - Reply
@Broot: broot you said the average lifespan of a broot was 2 years how are you allowed to use this site
154507: kike meta:barely_a_soyjak no_eyes troonslop ultrakill v1 variant:chudjak wing
kike meta:barely_a_soyjak no_eyes troonslop ultrakill v1 variant:chudjak wing // 1280x891 // 188.2KB
avatar RapeDenDweller1488 December 24, 2025; 07:48 - Reply
made this like two years ago, forgive its dustiness pretty please
avatar Spanish_Chud December 24, 2025; 08:25 - Reply
Xitter normie catchphrase
avatar RapeDenDweller1488 December 24, 2025; 08:27 - Reply
@Spanish_Chud: spain is arab
avatar Coemskong December 24, 2025; 11:36 - Reply
ugly personslop game but gemmy 'jak
avatar Chud1 December 24, 2025; 17:36 - Reply
ultradiddy
avatar RapeDenDweller1488 December 24, 2025; 23:43 - Reply
@Coemskong: i WILL be making more ugly personslop-adjacent 'toss sometime, you heckin' chuds need exposure to true art
avatar coalchef December 27, 2025; 22:16 - Reply
Crugemmy Squad vvon, Ultraraisingreedy person lost
avatar RapeDenDweller1488 January 8, 2026; 05:37 - Reply
@coalchef: both of them are low poly coaleralds dough...
159870: 6ixϫhrembo advertisement amusement_park artist:conservativewaluigi batman beard bugs_bunny bus cobbo commercial dance glasses i_am_god_here looney_tunes music open_mouth play six_flags song town variant:cobson
6ixϫhrembo advertisement amusement_park artist:conservativewaluigi batman beard bugs_bunny bus cobbo commercial dance glasses i_am_god_here looney_tunes music open_mouth play six_flags song town variant:cobson // 1280x720, 59.7s // 32.5MB
avatar Chud1 January 8, 2026; 04:25 - Reply
test
avatar Black_Watch January 8, 2026; 04:25 - Reply
^Awesome feature jannies, keep up the good work!
avatar jewishautismaward78 January 8, 2026; 04:26 - Reply
janny is a
tvrkgemmy
though
avatar Chud2 January 8, 2026; 04:30 - Reply
This raisin sucks
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:31 - Reply
custard you broke the comment anonymously text box on mobile
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:31 - Reply
the letters are now lined up vertically one by one
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:32 - Reply
thx its fixed now
avatar Chud3 January 8, 2026; 05:26 - Reply
Deploy the rapist monkeys
159878: glasses meta:template nas not_a_soyjak template transparent_background variant:shabbos_soy
glasses meta:template nas not_a_soyjak template transparent_background variant:shabbos_soy // 545x643 // 2.7KB
avatar sncabooru January 8, 2026; 05:02 - Reply
nas
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 05:03 - Reply
@sncabooru: hi
avatar sncabooru January 8, 2026; 05:04 - Reply
@trevor: hello
avatar Chud1 January 8, 2026; 05:04 - Reply
@sncabooru: water is wet
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 05:04 - Reply
@sncabooru: can you post hand
avatar sncabooru January 8, 2026; 05:05 - Reply
@trevor: no f*ck you stop
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 05:06 - Reply
@sncabooru: why do you censor 'fuck'
78031: bald caveman glasses meta:tagme neanderthal smile variant:unknown
bald caveman glasses meta:tagme neanderthal smile variant:unknown // 736x732 // 26.4KB
avatar Chud1 July 30, 2024; 17:36 - Reply
still smarter than the average noon
avatar loot May 24, 2025; 16:11 - Reply
will never catch on award
avatar Chud2 January 8, 2026; 04:56 - Reply
brap anonymously or something
159491: armor army army_jacket helmet pointing pointing_at_viewer propaganda red_background subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak white_skin
armor army army_jacket helmet pointing pointing_at_viewer propaganda red_background subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud variant:chudjak white_skin // 1633x961 // 550.3KB
avatar FOID_SLAYER January 7, 2026; 09:56 - Reply
prob best thing I made in a while could be better
avatar Chud1 January 7, 2026; 09:59 - Reply
This is fucking horrible
avatar FOID_SLAYER January 7, 2026; 10:01 - Reply
^cord spammer without a bait account
avatar Chud2 January 7, 2026; 10:03 - Reply
Brimstone.
avatar Admre January 7, 2026; 19:58 - Reply
>foid_slayer

>mymy pfp

Are you a tiktokcuk?
avatar FOID_SLAYER January 8, 2026; 04:52 - Reply
@Admre: its bait
avatar Niggermutt January 8, 2026; 04:54 - Reply
posterize the image next time
159875: animal distorted eyebrows gaping_mouth glasses octopus purple_skin underwater variant:bernd
animal distorted eyebrows gaping_mouth glasses octopus purple_skin underwater variant:bernd // 1536x1004 // 2.0MB
avatar Niggermutt January 8, 2026; 04:48 - Reply
qoute
159582: ack adamsfm autism black_eyes blue_hair clothes crying deviantart dnbtard hat henrythemilkman rope suit variant:bernd
ack adamsfm autism black_eyes blue_hair clothes crying deviantart dnbtard hat henrythemilkman rope suit variant:bernd // 1232x1804 // 99.1KB
avatar imissyoutuey January 7, 2026; 18:48 - Reply
literal who
avatar Coemskong January 7, 2026; 18:48 - Reply
Marge who is this
avatar epx7fclhdrp January 7, 2026; 18:50 - Reply
specialERALD
avatar Chud1 January 8, 2026; 04:19 - Reply
Are you autistic?
avatar Chud2 January 8, 2026; 04:43 - Reply
jimbo
159867: antimatter black_hole distorted filter noise variant:bernd
antimatter black_hole distorted filter noise variant:bernd // 500x469 // 305.3KB

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avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:26 - Reply
@special: you lived up to your name
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 04:30 - Reply
@soycheckmark: so you're a kid?
avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:31 - Reply
@Chud: no
avatar sncabooru January 8, 2026; 04:31 - Reply
test
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 04:31 - Reply
test2
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 04:31 - Reply
@soycheckmark: how is it diddy
avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:32 - Reply
@soycheckmark: people describe whoever they dislike as the swarthiest being imaginable on the booru, so it makes sense to call anyone you don't like here a peedough.
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 04:33 - Reply
test
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:33 - Reply
removed comments for 5 seconds award
avatar Chud January 8, 2026; 04:34 - Reply
@soycheckmark: shut up and suck my balls woman
159812: chips_ahoy cookies eyes glasses open_mouth stubble variant:gapejak white_background
chips_ahoy cookies eyes glasses open_mouth stubble variant:gapejak white_background // 720x720 // 231.4KB

showing 10 of 38 comments

avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:15 - Reply
@trevor: geg specialed flamboyant person
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:15 - Reply
@soycheckmark: im a soycheckmark soycheckmark?
avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:15 - Reply
@trevor: projection
avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:15 - Reply
@trevor: you're a trevor trevor
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:16 - Reply
@soycheckmark: @soycheckmark: cope
avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:17 - Reply
@trevor:
angry artist:termitesilva fat forehead_mark green_skin lips meta:namefags red_eyes speech_bubble_empty squid stink_lines sweating trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:17 - Reply
@soycheckmark: soycheckmark selfie
avatar soycheckmark January 8, 2026; 04:18 - Reply
@trevor:
>mi must projec- *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

angry artist:termitesilva fat forehead_mark green_skin lips meta:namefags red_eyes speech_bubble_empty squid stink_lines sweating trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature
avatar trevor January 8, 2026; 04:18 - Reply
@soycheckmark: why did you brap?
avatar Niggermutt January 8, 2026; 04:29 - Reply
gem
159818: distorted eyebrows flabbergasted mouth_open shocked stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
distorted eyebrows flabbergasted mouth_open shocked stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak // 454x520 // 44.3KB
avatar H3K January 8, 2026; 03:39 - Reply
>when your friend that's a bigoted chudcel says the n word in front of all your valid BIPOC friends
avatar Chud1 January 8, 2026; 04:27 - Reply
Geg
159861: arm cartoon courage_the_cowardly_dog glasses leg open_mouth scared stubble variant:couragejak
arm cartoon courage_the_cowardly_dog glasses leg open_mouth scared stubble variant:couragejak // 1112x926 // 11.5KB
avatar Broot January 8, 2026; 03:56 - Reply
the things I do for love
avatar ribbonribbonribbonribbonribbon January 8, 2026; 04:00 - Reply
Ultra shiny gem
avatar Chudson88 January 8, 2026; 04:08 - Reply
coloringbooknvke
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