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Username: H3K
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User ID: 4933
About Me
My Tripcode: H3K!k1gP6UKiz6
My greedy personTube: @H3K_Official
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I love posting 'jaks, templates and 'tosses.
If you want to talk to me or if you end up finding me somewhere, feel free to say hi!
I don't care about the latest attentionwhore or the latest raisinflinging competition.
I have a shroom account but I don't go there anymore since it's boring to me. The IRC is boring too but I tend to go there occasionally.

Disclaimers (because I feel like I have to):


1. Most of the 'jaks I've made were for fun and they are not meant to be taken too seriously.
2. If you see a comment of mine that is weird, don't be alarmed, I'm not like this anymore.

JESUS
 is King btw. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
2soyjaks ack beard brown_hair chest_hair christianity cross dark_hair devil_horns gape green_eyes hair halo hanging hooves jesus jesus_christ long_hair noose red_clothes red_skin rope smile soyjak subvariant:brunetto suicide tail text variant:bernd variant:cobson white_clothing white_skin

List of GETs!


5000th tag:award POST!
award meta:get meta:tag_get snca subvariant:soyak_(smug) text variant:soyak

1000th subvariant:euromutt POST!
angry award brown_skin crying european_union meta:get meta:subvariant_get meta:tag_get skibidi skibidi_toilet star_(symbol) subvariant:euromutt text toilet variant:markiplier_soyjak

1000th variant:smugjak POST!
black_jacket clothes glasses hat meta:variant_get smug stubble suit suit_and_tie top_hat variant:smugjak white_shirt white_skin

1000th variant:tony_soprano_soyjak POST!
cool glasses happy meta:get meta:variant_get smile sunglasses template variant:tony_soprano_soyjak white_skin

1100th variant:el_perro_rabioso POST!
ack amphibian angry atheism atheistcuck award awards bloodshot_eyes brown_skin christianity clothes dirty_clothes doom_(game) ear esl esl_award faggot faggot_flag fat fez flag:gay_pride_flag flag:turkiye fooeycuck frog garf_(user) green_skin h3k_(user) hair hanging heaven horn imp imp_(doom) incrediblegassy jesus jesus_christ korg_(namefag) meta:namefags meta:tag_overdose most_obsessed_faggot_award multiple_soyjaks name_tag namefag_drama namefags nas:pepe not_fetishslop obese obsessed obsessed_faggot pepe_the_frog rapist red_eyes rent_free retard sabiopajin_(user) sign sky speech_bubble stink_lines stinky subvariant:el_perro_soy subvariant:fartiplier subvariant:muscular_chud sweating text tongue trend:slopjak tvrkaryan tvrkicwvrriorforyuo tvrkicwvrriorforyuo_(nameroach) variant:chudjak variant:el_perro_rabioso variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:protestantjak white_background white_skin

3000th variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak POST!
cool glasses grin happy meta:get meta:variant_get smile sunglasses teeth template variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_skin

7000th variant:impish_soyak_ears POST!
alfietheboorufag_(user) amphibian antiswarthy_(namefag) beach champion_x(user) cliff closed_eyes clothes colorlesspy(nameroach) fembooru_(user) flag:argentina flag:finland flag:greece flag:sámi_people flag:turkiye flag:warrior-z_flag frog garf_(user) gringoslayer1488_(namefag) h3k_(user) hair imperator_(user) jimbo_(namefag) junibooru_(user) korg_(namefag) meta:namefags meta:requests meta:tag_overdose meta:variant_get multiple_soyjaks namefag_drama nas:pepe niko_(oneshot) pepe_the_frog sabiopajin_(user) sea subvariant:bridget subvariant:euroaryan subvariant:euromutt subvariant:massjak subvariant:massmeowjak subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:revmutt sun sunset text toniylijani_(user) variant:bernd variant:cobson variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt variant:norwegian variant:parrotjak variant:protestantjak variant:soyak warrior-z_(user) water

9000th variant:feraljak POST!
cool glasses happy meta:get meta:variant_get smile sunglasses template variant:feraljak white_skin

11000th variant:bernd POST!
11000 black_eyes demon evil glasses horn meta:variant_get red_skin rotten_teeth stubble variant:bernd white_pupils

12000th variant:bernd POST!
12000 black_jacket central_intelligence_agency clothes federal_bureau_of_investigation glasses glowing green_skin grin meta:get meta:variant_get necktie smile suit suit_and_tie sunglasses trend:glowie variant:bernd white_shirt

14000th variant:soyak POST!
14000 character:smughat clothes glasses hat meta:variant_get smile smirk smug stubble subvariant:soyak_(smug) template top_hat variant:soyak white_skin

14000th variant:cobson POST! (LEANSON FVCKING VVON!!!)
award belt belt_buckle black_shoes boots clothes cool glasses grey_pants grey_shirt meta:featured meta:get meta:variant_get necklace shoe subvariant:blobson subvariant:cobson_slim subvariant:leanson sunglasses text variant:cobson

14000th variant:markiplier_soyjak POST!
ack award badge bloodshot_eyes closed_mouth crying hand hanging meta:variant_get neutral neutralplier_award noose paper pointing rope sign subvariant:neutralplier suicide text variant:markiplier_soyjak white_skin

15000th variant:gapejak POST!
meta:variant_get neutral subvariant:scholar template variant:gapejak white_skin

15000th variant:cobson POST! (ISSA LEANSON VVIN!!!)
body ear glasses meta:variant_get no_iris series:fusionjaks series:skinny_soyjaks soyboy soyjak stubble subvariant:blobson subvariant:cobson_slim subvariant:soyboy_blobson subvariant:soyboy_cobson subvariant:soyboy_cobson_slim subvariant:soyboy_leanson template thin_eyebrows variant:cobson white_skin

20000th variant:chudjak POST!
cool glasses hair meta:get meta:variant_get subvariant:chudjak_(smile) subvariant:chudjak_front sunglasses template variant:chudjak white_skin

My best GETs!


ID: 130000 GET! (INDIA WONNED SAARS)
a10_eyes angry ashoka ashoka_chakra black_text blond blood blood_from_nose blood_on_face bloodshot_eyes blue_eyes buff clenched_teeth crying esl explosion fact fact_sign flag:india hair india india_are_wonned india_vvqn indo-aryan jeet meta:get meta:tag_overdose mge moustache mouth_open multiple_soyjaks muscular_male mushroom_cloud nuclear nuclear_explosion open_mouth overalls pajeet pink_skin sad seething shocked smile smirk smug subvariant:a24_rage subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:chudjak_seething subvariant:feralrage subvariant:markicrier subvariant:pajeetaryan tear text trend:aryan variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:darkiplier variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_shocked variant:pajeetjak variant:rupturejak vein white_skin wordswordswords yellow_hair yellow_teeth

ID: 123123 GET!
123123 blue_shirt clothes father glasses meta:get number_one number_one_dad text variant:feraljak