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IP 216.73.216.47 has been banned until the end of time because of VPN Detected

If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you. Please email mustard@soyjak.st or post in the /q/ thread.

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Username: 2chudded2care
Joined: October 10, 2024; 10:39
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User ID: 3864
About Me
My name is Chudtrick Keyedman. I'm 16 years old. I believe in taking care of my Twitter natsoc larp account, and a balanced raw milk diet and rigorous gemposting routine.
In the morning, if the log is a little coally, I'll post DNB in /pol/ while making Bleached edits. I can perfect a skin edit now.
After I enable my VPN, I use a deep pore cleansing lotion on my penis while gooning to soytan bleached edits. In the shower, I use a hitlеr particle activated gel cleanser. Then a gemmy cobson body scrub. And on my BWC, an exfoliating Swastika Soap scrub.
Then I apply an herbal gem face mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I draw my ugly personjak gore. I always use an aftershave lotion with little to no soy or jarty, because coal dries out your gem folder, and makes you look brimmy. Then skin whitener, then an anti-T50 eyedrop followed by a final Cacaborea OS protective VPN.

There is an idea of a Chudtrick Keyedman. Some kind of self insert, but there is no real me. Only a 'jak, something caricatural. And though I can hide my coal gaze, and you can follow my page and see gemeralds on your feed and maybe you can sense our political opinions are probably comparable...
I simply am not a Gem.
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