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Tags avengers averi blue_eyes blush clothes dress eyelashes female food glasses hair headband long_hair necklace no_nose open_mouth pose soy soylent soylent_(cacao) variant:soytan
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Chud1: MVST... HVG... SOYTAN...
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Bromine:
>soytan variant instantly approved
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Garf: noon
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Chud2: @Chud: Sloptan will NEVER be a gem. Now hang yourself or I'll do it for you.
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Chud3(1): @Garf: tell antiswarthy I still haven't forgiven her
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antiswarthy: this art is raisin
kiss yourself
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Bromine: @antiswarthy:
>art

I wouldn't call it that
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Chud4: SOYTAN WNBAG
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Bromine: @Chud: evandough it's ackshyually averi
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Chud5: another soytan gem
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Chud6(5): OMGSISA
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Chud7: SOYTAN WNBAG
@Chud: not me but thanks
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Wheeloffortuneman: SOYTAN WABAG
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Slvt4BIBISI:
>Averi + Soytan.

I just exploded.
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Chud8: Brimstone cubed
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Chud9: Coal2 just dropped
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Chud10(8): @Bromine: Warrior-Z was the approver. He approves most of the 'ru post and he is responsible for all brimstone sloptan posts
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Chud11: diddycoal + furnoon coal
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Warrior-Z: @Chud: I literally denied a Nate version of this because it was NAS, trust me, if Soytan wasn't a variant, I'd have wiped every Soytan post. But I dont make the rules.
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Nathaniel_Higson: @Warrior-Z: Damn I REALLY wish she wasn't a variant. More of a forced meme than anything
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Chud12(8): @Warrior-Z:
>Warrior-Z is sloptan gooner

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CrimsonVoidHydra1488: noonbrim
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sloptranWNBAG: @Chud:
Didn't you read lmao
soytan isn't real and it won't be
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Wheeloffortuneman: @Warrior-Z: [h1][h2]
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
YOU STUPID noon, YOU HAVE REACHED THE DREADED WHEELOFFORTUNEMAN-ZONE, NOW HERE, YOUR ESL raisinSKIN diddy noon ASS WILL TASTE REAL GEMS AND GEMERALDS, AS YOU DILATE AND PERISH IN noonHELL, I AM THE NOOB KING, I AM GROUDON, I AM KYOGRE, I AM RAYQUAZA, I AM TITAN G-TOILET, I AM GODZILLA, I AM M.U.E. VEGETA, AND I AM SUPER MARIO
!
. NOW COME ON HERE YOU BRAPPING noon, AND TAKE. SOME. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I FEEL YOUR specialEDNESS, I FEEL YOUR AUTISM, AND I FEEL YOUR STUPIDITY, NOW, BE MY GOOD SERVANT SLAVE, AND LET ME KILL YOU LIKE YOU'RE XKENIS, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!
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THIS noon-FEMBOY HERE, HAS LOST ALL, AND EVERY DEBATE WITH ME, PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE, AND IN ALL ALTERNATE TIMELINES, AND NOW XHE IS COPING, HOW DID XHE END UP LIKE THIS? LET'S REWIND, 1ST OF ALL, XHE SAID A FALSENVKE, 2ND OF ALL, XHE POSTED VANTABLACK noonSTONE, AND 3RD OF ALL, MOST IMPORTANTLY, XHE'S AN ESL raisinSKIN diddy noon WHO LOVES CP
!!! LET THIS BE AN EXAMPLE NOT TO FUCK WITH 1000000% Indo-Aryan NOOBGODS, AND THE NOOB KING, ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
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SWARTHY smelly people LIKE THIS specialED ESL INDO-KENYAN WOP ARE WHY I HAVE EMBARKED ON THE QUEST TO GEM UP THE BOORU, TO MAKE SURE THEY NEVER TOUCH THEIR POOP-MOLDED HANDS ON THIS GEMMY SITE EVER AGAIN, FOR EVERY POST THEY HAVE MADE, AND ARE MAKING, THEY GET THEIR OBESE ASS AND FIND WARRIOR-Z AND XKENIS, SO ALL 3 OF THESE noonS CAN YELL "O ALGO!" AND THEN BRAP EVERYWHERE, BRIMMING AND COALING EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH AND MAKE, THEIR IGNORANCE THAT TELLS THEM NEVER TO GIVE A FUCK, MAKES THEM EVEN MORE AUTISTIC, AND INDIANS, BY THE MINUTE, AND MY TARGETS THAT I WISH TO GEM AWAY FROM THIS GRACIOUS SITE ARE THE BRAPPERS AND BRIMMERS WHO ARE TOO SELFISH TO TAKE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS LIKE THE JAKPARTY SOY.
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O FALSEFLAGGERS, O COALLERS, O SPAMMERS, O smelly people, O SOYTANHATERS, O FURTOILETS, O JARTYchadS, O WARRIOR-pigS, O ENEMIES OF THE 'RU ALTOGETHER! DROWN IN YOUR ULTIMATE FAIL! FOR EVERY SPEECH BUBBLE, EVERY INSULT AND SLOPJAK IS A WIN FOR ME!
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I HAVE POWERED UP BEYOND THE ADMINS THAT SURPASS SOOT, KUZ, DOLL, AND FROOT, I HAVE YOU NOW, AND YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT WEAKER THAN A PEBBLE
! AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU, YES, YOU! TO TAKE MY BIG NOOBIC COCK STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE, LET THE DICK IN noon, LET THE DICK IN noon, LET THE DICK IN noon. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
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I HAVE NEGGED EVERY POOsmelly person ON THE BOORU, AND I WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE, SUPPORT ME, OR IF YOU HAVE GIVEN UP TO YOUR GRANDMASTER, ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Glory to The Grand Kingdom of Nooblox, Glory to Wheeloffortuneman, The King of The Noobs.
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tvrkicwvrriorforyuo: @Wheeloffortuneman: this fucking spam causes my browser to crash PLEASE STOP
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Chud13: @Wheeloffortuneman: Goon to soychad award
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Dino: @Warrior-Z: APPROVE THE NATE VERSION NOW
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Bromine: Phlegmrald
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Chud14(7): SOYTAN WNBAG
@Chud: prolly not me but thanks
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B_B_GHAST: Too Gooner like. I will degoon this
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KeKino: Coal

Just fucking coal
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Chud15: Another sloptran greedy personnoon brimslop made for other greedy personnoons
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Chud16: ^ seethed at soytan again award
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sloptranWNBAG: @Wheeloffortuneman: Stop you fucking noon
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gemseed: Drew over furry art to make it a human instead award
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Ilovy: i wonder whats this traced off
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Warrior-FNF: Post #87453
Warrior-Z here, I gooned to this and my TBP fell off, now I will meet my maker in jannah Marshallah
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Chud17: @Warrior-FNF: warrior-Z haters say this
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Chud18:
GLORIOUS GEQRGEIndo-Aryan SUPER SOLDIER
 Post #121068
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Chud19: @Chud: @Bromine: @Bromine: @Bromine: @Chud: @Chud: @Slvt4BIBISI: @Dino: @Bromine: @Chud: @Ilovy:

Post #125688
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Chud20:
DUTCHIndo-Aryan GEMERALD
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Chud21:
>approved by Warrior-Z

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Chud22: Bosnia WON
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