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CrimsonVoidHydra1488: gem
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Mirth: swarthy coal
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Lemon: @Mirth: if my wife says its coal, then its coal.
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Watt: It's 100% a gem
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Bromine: schlograld
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SelfishLittleJunkieFuck: The schlog is for noons and flamboyant people
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Lemon: @SelfishLittleJunkieFuck: requires an email too so it's literally a glowie honeypot
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Watt: ^brapist babble
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Lemon: @Watt: remember that i'm ur bull lil bro
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Thrembooru: The schlog is 'farms but worse o algo
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_account: @Thrembooru:
TRVTHNUKE
 if it wasn't for the hilarious clitty leakage I'd never go there
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KeKino: @Lemon: Just use Alter-Ego E-Mail ACKounts if you ferrets really don't want them to leak your real info, like Microsoft or whatever
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tigergoliath_2: Why is my name there?
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Demonic_Passion: soyjak.party won
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Chud1: @Demonic_Passion they lost in the end buddy boy
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doesitreallymatt: ^Huge brap
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Stephen: I love the Schlog, but coaly anti-sharty seethe nonetheless
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Chud2: Datamining and Bitcoinminer captcha therefore brimstone + everyone is obsessed with a mi
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Slvt4BIBISI: Truthnuke detonation on the 'ru.
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Chud3: No more brother wars man
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SoytanEnthusiast: @Lemon:
1. You can make an account on Tor.
2. You can use temporary emails. Multiple users have done this, including a moderator, it's encouraged.
3. It's owned by Broot, but the only ever active admin is Doll, do you know him?
4. Froot can do whatever he wants on it and Doll can too. It's as much as a glowie honeypot as soyugly person.raisinty.
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