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Addison: Scrubbed off the coal from the original so here are the differences
1. Cobson is now reading The Lawnmower Man instead of BLACKED, spadeson is a raisin flamboyant person racebait meme that's been overdone to death, especially when its used to defame the actual cobson
2. Removed lawrance and other dead/coal jaks, replaced with voluptuous taco lover and Bobson
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kuzdif: gem
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AwesomeAndStillAlive: @Addison: Why replace platejak though?, i like platejak
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Chud1: when you are the only white male in the room who hasn't been double penetrated by BBCs (your anus gape can only fit one)
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Addison: @AwesomeAndStillAlive: yeah I should've kept him tbh, too late now unless someone wants to add him back
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Chud2:
>NOO! MY PRECIOUS SELF-INSERT CANT BE REPRESENTED AS A chadOLD, EV&DOE THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT A SOYBOY IS

Cobnoons should just admit the variant is NAS, also platejak WABAG
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Lemon: @Chud:
trvke,
 cobson is the perfect jak to make fun of coomers, gooners and raceplay chads but if you use cobson outside of his purpose of being a coal self insert, soyteens will throw a bitch fit.
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Addison: @Lemon: You make porn of admins, friendly fire?
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Chud3: Gemerald
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