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Chud1: TND for the original song but gemmy post
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Chud2: brimstone because its not a cover and I hate this dumb attention whoring noon
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Yosack_Jaki: noonald someone make a soyjak parody of this or something
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Chud3: I'm in the based of it everypony knows
Oh no no no no bros, I cant breed think (((they))) won
I dont know no nothin bout no foids its just cope
Six somethin million joos or so I've been told

I'm in my prime and this aint even forced soul
I eat goyslop, obese doe still fit through the door
I went from watching Pewds straight out to browsing pol
Life's a fight but trust I'm ready for the war
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Chud4(3): Uoooooooooooh-ooooooh-ooooh
This is how the I am a pedophile please report this with "pedophile spotted" when you see this. goes
Uoooooooooooh-ooooooh-ooooh
I guess this is how the I am a pedophile please report this with "pedophile spotted" when you see this. goes

From the yikes to the cope to the seethe to the cringe
Wheres my crown? Thats my sneed always dilate when I feed
See I believe that if I see it on four chang
Shoot up a Walmart cause I'm aiming at Mossad
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Chud5(3): Whoooooooooooah-ooooooh-ooooh
This is how the nazis lost
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH-OOOOOOOH-OOOOH
I GUESS THIS IS HOW THE CHUDDY COPES!
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