@Chud<\/a>:
>Ziggersissies are the best bodyguards for their bvll <\/span>
I'm Russian and I can confirm this
One time I was at my home, illegally downloading MLP season 2, as I love this show for affirming my gende .
My wife, who was in the bedroom next door, was currently fucking my tajikbvll, nothing wrong with that, I was happy for her because I cannot satisfy her.
Suddenly, an evil ukronazi managed to enter my house, my door is half-broken so it's easy to enter, everything is half-broken where I live, but that's normal as I live in Russia.
The ukronazi, full of hatred, simply didn't want to be a fucking decent person, he was holding a rifle, yelling pig squeals and racial slurs at me, I was... utterly shocked at this, how can a nation be so bigoted and racist?
Before he could shoot me down, the hohol heard the noise of my wife moaning in the background, i was joyful that my wife was so happy, the NORMAL reaction, you know! but.. the ukrobigot wasn't, far from it, he began rushing towards the bedroom, smelling with his pig snout the stench of my ChurkaBVLL, he began to have chudcel rage, he wanted to kill my wife's boyfriend because he was RACIST, I couldn't let him do it, Putin would have done the same, I NEEDED TO SACRIFICE MY LIFE TO SAVE MY BVLL.
I began catching up to the ukkkrocrakkka, he opened the door to our bedroom, my wife and my bvll in shock as the ukrobigot began shooting instantly, in an act of pure heroism for the Russian Federation, I managed to block the bullets by falling onto it, the Ukrobigot was shocked, humiliated as he ran away from my house, my Tajikbvll pulled his dick out of my wife, promising me he will let me kiss my wife on her cheek one day, I don't know when but.. That was still the greatest prize ever, and so worth it too.. You would NEVER see a ukrobigot sacrifice his life for his bvll, so we know which nation deserves to exist more lol

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