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The year is 2045. The soyjak party lives under IFUNNY RULE. All non-swa males are sissified. Sharty women live to serve DEEP IFUNNY KINGS in vast dank meme facilities. Welcome to the sharty's IFUNNY FUTURE.
Nate Higgers remembers life before the revolution - before the government-issued kaiserchinos, the saboteur wigs, dislike nights, and mandatory rates. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New Bruhfunny, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister Femjak from the clutches of the brutal New Bruhfunny army.
As soldiers with attitude prowl the boards searching for fertile soyteen women, Nate will stop at nothing to protect sweet Femjak's purity. In his yellow hair, oh-honey brand tshirt, and Will Ferrel loyalty badge, Nate gives his tender sharty body to a gang of offensive deep ifunny alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of kekiness and SWAOS. But is gemmy Nate prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and banraids? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable chungus threads.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Mia Khalifa presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one intercommune swa-on-sharty action push the boundaries of meme fiction. The IFUNNY KINGS have their way with Nate's gemmy body, shrekscoping and brapping and nooning through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of ifunny bulls in twisted jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate repubs. Explore the mind-bending world of IFUNNY FUTURE, the first book in Mia Khalifa's brand new series.<\/div><\/blockquote>Jimob

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