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avatar Hamas_2 - Reply
ARMENIAN XISTAS!....NOT LIKE DIS!
avatar Chud1 - Reply
the financial success of a game is directly proportional to how favorable kotaku finds it
in other words chuds games lose bigly
avatar Chud2 - Reply
^meds, hogwarts legacy was a huge success while forspoken and saints row reboot flopped despite kotaku and similar noonholes shilling it and trying their best to downplay all the problems
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Hamas_2:
>Hello there, I'm Alyssa. I'm the newest senior editor here at good ol' Kotaku, as you've probably already ascertained from the headline.

>But did you know I'm also Italian? Don't worry, I bring it up so often you'll soon be convinced that pure tomato sauce runs through my veins.
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Chud: hogwarts legacy is a ugly person slop game doe
avatar Chud5 - Reply
>kotaku chimped out about nogworts

>devs panicked and put in a literal ugly person and more browns than whites in 18th century London in response

>uagadou wuzzards clowning over british jobbers throughout the story

yeah, I'm thinking kotaku won
avatar Chud6 - Reply
>kotaku, xitter and resetera Chimp out at KCD

>the game is a huge success, Vavra is at the top again

>KCD 2 announced

>still doesn't pass the bechdel test

>kotaku, xitter and resetera are killing themselves live and trying their best to undermine it

>noone cares, the game only gets free publicity from it

Sisters...
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@Chud: @Chud:
specials much?
>the financial success of a game is directly proportional to how favorable kotaku finds it

Did kotaku say anything good about that game at any point?
avatar Chud8 - Reply
@Chud: you stupid noon
avatar Chud9 - Reply
Nick Calandra of Second Wind is a chad for Alyssa Mercante.
avatar Chud10 - Reply
Alyssa Mercante went full Frosk while surrounded by Giant Bomb chadolds.
avatar Chud11 - Reply
who the fuck read those slop articles anyway?if you want toxic journalism to stop, then stop giving them the attention
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