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YOUR MOTHER LOOKS AWAY AND CRIES WHEN SHE SEES YOUR GREASY PIMPLE-RIDDEN FACE. YOU TRY TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOUR FAVORITE ugly personSLOP VIDEO GAME IS "gemmy", WHEN YOU KNOW THAT
IT IS PURE noonSLUDGE. YOUR ENTIRE VILLAGE WORKS WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT, JUST SO YOU CAN STUFF YOUR FAT FUCKING noonLIPS WITH GOYSLOP IMPORTED FROM ISRAEL. YOU IMMIGRATED FROM
THE SCHLOG, A WEBSITE REPLETE WITH DISCORD INTERFERENCE. YOU ARE AN INSULT TO SOYBOORU ITSELF. YOU WILL NEVER BE A NAMEflamboyant person.
You better put some fresh batteries in your smoke detector before I push a stick of dynamite into your sweaty black fat rolls and set it on fire, flamboyant person.
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