Chud¹: In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I put dicks in my butt
Chillin out maxxin relaxin all cool and I was puttin some dicks right up into my butt
When a couple of guys they were up to no good started putting dicks in my butt
I got one little dick and my mom got scared she said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle to get dicks in your butt"

Chud²: “Calm down soyjack, we’re your friends!”
“Shut up gapejak, ill kill you.”
“Sorry pal, but can we make amends?”
“Shut up impjak im gonna kill you.”
“Why cant we just talk it out?”
“Not this time, soytan.”
“Soyjak, oh soyjak, where have you been?”
“Too late cobson im killing you slow.”