Chud¹: smelly person therefor brimmiest of the coals

Chud²: Bvddha was an Indo-AryanGOD descended from the Sun-God himself

Sectionalism: @Chud: The Buddha was a Blue-Eyed Scythian, and Heracles was his bodyguard. #Trvthnvke

Chud³: specialed noon above

Chud⁴: @Sectionalism: twitterhistorycord woke up

Chud⁵: I DO like Buddhism, infinitely more than any of the disgusting greedy person slime poison religions, but holy raisin they really take everything to unbelievable extremes.
t. Hindu
P.S: Christchads aren't human.

0xDEED: 5 billion pacifist religions yet they still haven't come up with an afterlife cooler than Folkvangr/Valhalla

Chud⁶⁽⁵⁾: @0xDEED: I think a lot of people would consider ferretna preferable to Valhalla, depends what you want doesn't it?

Chud⁷: Why does every religion have hell in it?

Chud⁸⁽⁵⁾: @Chud: Because when you die, you judge YOURSELF. That's the big secret, since it APPEARS to be "your god" (whoever that is.) You're judged according to how well you "lived as yourself" and embodied your true goals (your karma,) and this is much easier to reconcile in advance if you know yourself, and thus, know your karma.
After this, the soul undergoes karmic balancing. A soul with extremely bad karma can only have it balanced by a period of extreme suffering - hence, Hell.
Christians are psyoped into believing Abraham's god is their own, so it is the spectre of Abraham's morality that judges them: they compare their conduct against the commandments of the Abrahamic god and inevitably fail (because the criteria are impossible.) Thus, all Christians (and Muslims, and greedy people) go to Hell.
If you want to avoid this, blow the spook of Yahweh out of your mind and discover the true self that Abrahamism doesn't want you to see.

Chud⁹⁽⁵⁾: Also, before some Christian replies with "nice try pahan/greedy person/atheist (who for some reason talks about karma,) but so long as I accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior and TRULY repent I PROMISE, I'll go to Heaven.
This is a cope and a trap, it's designed to make you even more submissive and pathetic than you already are so that when you're begging Yahweh for mercy, you are even more infantile and panic-stricken than usual. Yahweh harvests both your praise and terror, both in life and in death.
Ask yourself why Jesus, knowing Yahweh, attempted to take its wrath and punishment in lieu of everyone else.

Chud¹⁰: ^
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jewishautismaward78: @Chud: >SAAAAAARRRR YOU ARE CHRIST chad YOU ARE NOT WHITE SAAAR