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avatar doddermod - Reply
>You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your cabin with your gemmy wife and kids and keep being a stupid hateful chƠ½d.

>You take the red pill, you stay here in my basement, and I show you how deep the Marvel Cinematic Universe really goes.
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@doddermod: gem
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