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avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
>DUDE i just LOVE the interactivity and immersion of Kojima's games, they're so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite HOLLYWOOD MOVIES. you should totally come on down to my gamer cave, it’s got 4K OLED MONITORS and everything, we can crack open a nice sake or three (beer for japanese people) and get crazy watching- I mean playing the latest la creativdad production. and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA keep an eye out for those DS2 pre-orders- listen here, right, it’s a WALKING SIMULATOR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DELIVER PACKAGES. BUT!!
it’s also a SEQUEL like when Kojima made Sons of Liberty when we were kids, so we can expect awesome META TWISTS like in my favorite jordan peele movie. speaking of which hunter and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting vaginas tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can finally have more time to ourselves and our RAPE FANTASIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this 酒 and pop open another one
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avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
i fucking hate this flamboyant person we should drop a third nuke on japan just so him and hiromoot die
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: nameflamboyant person damage control
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avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
>nameflamboyant person damage control

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avatar Chud2 - Reply
Tagged by a schizo
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: total noon death
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Yet another lifesucksBBCthenyouACK! brimstone
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Satoko above
avatar Chud6 - Reply
Yes im also a shizo and can't stop talking about the centrist left right and wingnut antisocial behavior death angry dusterald shizoposting repost Ing deleting,anyway another dozens of gemmy posts got deleted,this site is dying
avatar doddermod - Reply
schizo tagging
avatar Chud7 - Reply
Thats not hunter schafer special
avatar Chud8 - Reply
variant gemmier than cobson
avatar boxman - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: arm award badge bait baited_nobody_award closed_mouth ear glasses smug soyjak stubble variant:soyak
avatar doesitreallymatt - Reply
@Chud: it's as ugly as he is doebeit
avatar Chud9 - Reply
Gemerald
avatar Chud10 - Reply
We wuz noonald n shieeeeeeet?!
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