>BUUUUUUT TYRONE, I WANNA SIT IN THE CLOSET AND WATCH YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY USED UP SPIC WHORE OF A WIFE WHO'S LIKE A DECADE OLDER THAN ME!!! WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? IS THAT THE RARE LIMITED EDITION JAPANESE EXCLUSIVE VERSION OF SONIC HEROES??? OH MY BUTCH HARTMAN! TYRONE, YOU HECCIN SHOULDN'T HAVE!!! CAN I GET A BASED NIGGER IN THE CHAT GUYS?<\/span>
>HEY WAIT, WHAT'S WITH THIS GAME SPINE? WAIT A SECOND, THIS VERSION OF SONIC HEROES IS FOR THE… XBOX??!??!!?<\/span>
>RRRAAAARRRGGHH!!! TYRONE, YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE THE XBOX! THE XBOX IS LITERALLY AN INVENTION OF THE DEVIL, AND BY THE DEVIL I MEAN THE WHITE MAN! THE WHITE MAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE ATROCITIES IN THE WORLD, SUCH AS RACIAL INEQUALITY AND MODERN FAMILY GUY! THAT'S WHY I LIKE SONIC HEROES, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS MADE BY BASED AND REDPILLED PEOPLE OF COLOR FROM JAPAN, AND NO I DO NOT F U C K I N G CARE ABOUT HOW THE GAMES ARE LITERALLY MADE TO APPEAL TO AMERICANS OR HOW THE CO CREATOR OF SONIC IS A SOCIOPATHIC PIECE OF SHIT WHO NEARLY GOT PEOPLE KILLED OVER A FUCKING GAME ENGINE!<\/span>
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR WUZ GOOD AND SHIEEET? TYRONE DON'T BE FUCKING RIDICULOUS, ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR ARE GOING TO BAND TOGETHER TO RIGHTFULLY ERADICATE W*ITE MEN LIKE ME, ITS JUST LIKE THE FINAL BOSS FIGHT AGAINST THE METAL OVERLORD WHERE SONIC AND HIS FRIENDS DEFEAT THE EVIL MENACE WITH THE SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK? AND SO WHAT IF THE JAPANESE MADE A BUNCH OF GOOKS SEX SLAVES, ALL KOREANS ARE GOOD FOR ARE FOR ANIMATING THE LONG AWAITED THREE PARTER SPECIAL OF THE SIMPSONS (WHICH IS GOING TO BE AN INTEGRAL PART OF WHY THE 37TH SEASON OF THE SHOW WILL BE ITS RETURN TO THE GOLDEN AGE) WHERE MARGE SIMPSON LEAVES HOMER FOR A BLACK MAN LIKE YOURSELF WHILE BART SIMPSON ABANDONS HIS NAZI INCEL CHUD WAYS AND STARTS TAKING SCHOOL MANDATED HRT ANYWAY.<\/span>
>YOU LIKE THE XBOX BECAUSE IT HAS NBA 2K, FORTNITE AND GRAND THEFT AUTO? TYRONE THAT'S FUCKING ABSURD, ALL THREE OF THOSE GAMES HAVE TOO MANY MICROTRANSACTIONS, IT SAYS SO IN THE THIRTY MINUTE PEER REVIEWED COMMENTARIES BY MOISTCRITIKAL AND SOMEORDINARYGAMERS, AND TOO LITTLE SCENES OF MEN LIKE ME SITTING THEIR CHUDCEL ASSES DOWN AND LISTENING TO STRONG POC TRANS WOMEN OF COLOR. ALSO FORTNITE HAS CHUN LI IN IT AND THAT REMINDS ME OF HOW I PAID YOU ALL THIS MONEY FOR YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T DESTROYED HER PUSSY WHILE SHE'S WEARING HER CHUN LI COSTUME.<\/span>
>SIGH, SINCE I CAN'T WATCH YOU FUCK MY WIFE AND I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS STUPID GAME FOR PRO TRUCKER TR*MPIST QANON BOOMERS, I'LL HAVE TO WATCH SOME TV. IT LOOKS LIKE TYRONE AND MY WHORE WIFE WERE WATCHING SOMETHING… OH SHIT. OH FUCKING NO. THIS IS LIFE OF BRIAN, LITERALLY THE WORST EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY WHERE BRIAN GRIFFIN CEASED TO BE AN ICON OF CARTOONS EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER WAS ONE TO BEGIN WITH. BUT MAYBE HE WASN'T WATCHING THAT, THE TV HAS BEEN ON FOR A WHILE… WAIT, WHAT DOES THIS BUMPER SAY? FOX IS ONLY GOING TO BE PLAYING LIFE OF BRIAN AND CHRISTMAS GUY FOR 72 HOURS STRAIGHT? ALRIGHT THAT'S FUCKING ENOUGH I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER *cocks shotgun* I'VE HAD ENOUGH YOUR TOMFOOLERY YOU RETARDED APE, YOU AND MY RETARDED SPIC WIFE ARE GOING TO MEET IBLIS IN CRISIS CITY WHICH IS CODE FOR YOU WILL BURN IN HELL (EVEN THOUGH RELIGION IS FOR CHUDS) YOU DUMB FUCKING GORILLA<\/span>

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