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>You want me to elaborate? Nonsense, I will never make a single argument for why Unova is bad because there aren't an- I mean because... erm... t-trust the experts, chud.
>If he (Masuda) admitted that Battle Frontier is difficult for average Timmys, why did he made Maison even more difficult than any of battle facilities in Battle Frontier? Isn't that ironic?
Chud19: Why are Kalosperms such pathetic weak bunches that everytime you criticizes their shittyass region they retort back to Unova as a clutch for their lack of arguments
Chud20: Kalosperms are truly the bane of this community. They are hypocritical, won't admit that they're rightfully wrong even when you throw logical arguments at them and would rather wallow in their delusion that their shitty games have any redeemable quality.
Do not trust a Kalosperm ; they do not possess the mental capabilities to reason with normal human beings.
Chud23: Kalosperms, don't you think being jealous of Chadnova gets boring eventually? Just admit that Unova is the superior generation. We all know you really think so.
Chud24: Kalosperms should have been be hanged by now. They are a waste total of oxygen. Their lack of braincells makes them impossible to communicate with. Truly the bottom of humanity's barrl not worth having on this planet.
Chud25: Kalosperms truly are a blight upon humanity. They lack braincells and the cognitive resonance to understand how fucking terrible the games they worship so much truly are. Such lack of intelligence shall be eradicated from the gene pool.
Chud26: Kaloschizos... do we really look like this? Does everyone really hate us and our games? Maybe we should start liking good games like Unova instead...
Chud31: Why do Kaloschizos still deny the negative reception of their games? Everyone can clearly see Kalos is the worst generation and a major stepdown from the region prior.
>b-because... SHUT UP UNOVABORT *starts crying* MEGAS WERE NOT A GIMMICK THEY'RE THE BEST THING SINCE SLIGHT BREAD *cries harder* UNOVAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAH I HATE UNOVAAAAA WAAAAAAAAH
Chud37: Reminder that 2013 was the single worst year for Pokemon. If you disagree, chances are you look like this; a bitter Kaloschizo zoomer who grew up with the worst games ever instead of experiencing quality.
>I've played since RBY myself and I have to say gen 6 is by far my favorite.
>Gen 1-3, pretty good. Still feeling it's way out and has classic charm.
>Gen 4-5, Absolute dog shit. Gen 4 was far too safe and gen 5 was far too different, both failing spectacularly to meet a nice middle ground.
>Gen 6 - Best in the series. ORAS is a great spin on a remake, letting the originals keep their uniqueness while cleverly adapting the generation gimmick into the fold. XY had great Pokémon diversity and it's the game I've replayed the most.
>Gen 7 - I liked it. It was mellow, relaxed, and didn't take itself too seriously. I felt it was a good "vacation" for the series and while not spectacular, I don't think it was aiming to be.
>Gen 8 - Absolute horseshit. SWSH was about Hop and Leon, and you happened to be there. Also too many cutscenes that frankly disrespected the player. Also BDSP was a clusterfuck and I've seen fan games more polished.
>Gen 9 - I like. I really do like it. The story was pretty good, the game was fun, and I appreciate the overworld. It seems to have learned lessons from previous generations and picked some of the best features, instead of trying to reinvent the wheel like they usually do.
Chud50: Reminder that nobody on this board likes Kalos aside from one schizo NEET posting here all day because he is jealous of Unova's worldwide success compared to Trashlos.
Chud51: ?? Kalos sucks too. Any generation that uses any degree of 3D (including Gen 4, which none of the retards on here can seemingly grasp is a 3D game running in a 3D engine) is trash and an embarrassment to the series, hope this helps. “Kalos sucks too!” was really your ace in the hole? You thought that was gonna sink me? Anyone who dislikes Unova but likes Kalos is lying, they’re the two worst regions by a mile.
lifesucksthenyoudie: Gen 6 is rubbish, it was the start of making these game for literal toddlers
Even when I was like 11 and I was playing Pokemon Y on a friend's spare 3DS I knew that the game was way too easy. 2 starters? XP share after 1st gym? Are you fucking kidding me
The best generations were gen 2 and 3
Chud56: @lifesucksthenyoudie: Not only is their game responsible for the death of Pokemon but Kaloschizos themselves is responsible for the death of Pokemon's fanbase.
What went so horribly wrong?
>It's really not. It has all the problems of modern Pokemon (endless dialogue bloat, no level design, very little content) while also managing to be the worst action game I've ever played.
>Like holy shit, there are over 200 enemies in the game but they all follow the same basic 5-6 AI patterns - once you've gone through about 10 minutes of the game, you've seen everything it has to offer. The actual combat itself is also extremely simplistic and buggy - there are only 2 ways you can interact with a hostlile monster and the game immediately amd consistently craps itself if you stun a monster while it's attacking instead of waiting for its clearly delineated rest period; the developers were clearly coming from a limited turn-based perspective.
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>In addition to being awful, the story is also an incredible missed opportunity. The game isn't about Arceus at all, despite his name being on the box (I guess he'd sell better?), instead this is just the fourth game where Dialga and Palkia stand on top of the mountain and act vaguely threatening. Rather than expanding on any of Sinnoh's implied backstory with Giratina or Arceus, it's literally just the exact same Dialga/Palkia plot (these legendaries are also the exact same thing and are completely interchangable in every story they're in, there's really no reason they should be 2 different Pokemon besides selling the same game twice).
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>As an upside, some of the new Pokemon are pretty neat and this is the first time we haven't gotten incomplete/exclusive versions since Gen 4. On the flipside, these Pokemon won't be in future games and this game has the fewest number of Pokemon in it since the original Gen 1.
Chud61: Most of the bad things happening in the fanbase are ultimately the fault of this lovely bunch. Whenever you're raring to cuss Unovabros out, take 30 to really think about who could be the root of the problem. You will probably realize that it is none other than Kalosschizos that really should be blamed.
Chud66: Kalos was the WORST generation ever made. That in itself isn't anywhere near as bad as the fact that some people cope and deny reality to this very day. Will it ever stop?
>"I don’t even like XY but you’re straight up lying, Kalos had it’s fair share of decent dungeons, multiple of which were multi tiered and had puzzles"
>*click*
>*post sent*
>Surely they won't catch onto me being a Kalosperm right fellow chuddies
>AAAAA IS THAT A UNOVABORT AAAA NOOOOOOOOO I HATE UNOVA DEBEHDOIEJEBWBSBSJXIFNDBCUCIDJDBDHDJXJXJXJ WHY AREN'T PEOPLE LIKING KALOA YET WAAAAAAH I HATE UNOVA
Chud76: You could've had a happy life, good carrier, a family and lots of friends, with good taste in games to top it off... but you chose to be a Kalosperm on a Iranian boat repairing forum. Why?
>Take that Unovabort, now you can't point out how horrible Kalos is. I wo-
>NO NO NO NOOOO I SAID POKEMON WAS NEVER GOOD NOOOO NO NO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO WHY ARE YOU STILL SAYING KALOS SUCKS NOOOOOO AIEEEEEEE AAAAAAA NOOOOOO
>Because Poljak hasn't caught on like he thought it has. So he just spams it in unrelated threads in hopes of pissing people off.
>But when that doesn't work and people rightfully ignore it, he starts talking to himself in an attempt to get tons of (You)s and then claim that it has triggered everyone in the thread. Go look, every time chudjak is posted, there are always a hundred (You)s saying random fucking shit and then one post claiming 'victory' for posting it. It's actualy the most pathetic thing on the site, far worse than regular wojak posting.
>Kalos was good. Flare and Lysandre aren't. In fact, if you remove them, and those unopenable power plant doors, XY will be the most perfect pokemon games of all time.
>The best part is, none of what I posted wasn't anything I'd actually seen gen 5 retards post. Therefore, mods cannot distinguish between posts that praise gen 5 and shitposts
>Discord BAD even though it has a cool minigolf game but that game has infinitely better critical acclaim than my precious Kalos which reminds me of how Unovaborts keep BTFOing my region every day so I am obligated to hate Discord
>Play the game. Unlike Shitnoh, Chadlos actually shows numerous examples of the region having greed and unfortunate things happening to people because of it.
>Please, go outside and visit your local library and start reading some books, the internet has rotted your brain with buzzwords. I'll agree it was corny but that's par for the course in a game with a rushed story focused on friendship in a series that has consistently pushed the "power of friendship" message.
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even doe the bad guy in this game is chud because hes like hitler
KEK. UnovaCHADS rule your very BEING
Do not trust a Kalosperm ; they do not possess the mental capabilities to reason with normal human beings.
Life must be truly hard.
For Home
We're not getting two regions, get over it.
Nobody liked megas aside from incels on 4chan.
GameFreak knows better than to bring back universally hated features.
Where are we going to move the goalposts next ma'am?
Kek.
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Even when I was like 11 and I was playing Pokemon Y on a friend's spare 3DS I knew that the game was way too easy. 2 starters? XP share after 1st gym? Are you fucking kidding me
The best generations were gen 2 and 3
What went so horribly wrong?
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Unovaborts lost