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Chud1: marge
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Sectionalism: @Chud: check tags

even doe the bad guy in this game is chud because hes like failed painter from Austria
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Chud2: I dont get it
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Chud3: Why are XYgotes so fragile? They seem to constantly seek approval.
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Chud4(3):
>Unova le bad, worst game of all time

>You want me to elaborate? Nonsense, I will never make a single argument for why Unova is bad because there aren't an- I mean because... erm... t-trust the experts, chud.
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Chud5(3):
>you can't just make fun of kalos because... because i said so okay
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Chud6(3):
>If he (Masuda) admitted that Battle Frontier is difficult for average Timmys, why did he made Maison even more difficult than any of battle facilities in Battle Frontier? Isn't that ironic?
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Chud7(3):
>bort
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Chud8(3):
>Unova out of FUCKING NOWHERE

KEK. UnovaCHADS rule your very BEING
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Chud9(3):
>kalos is actually the best region bro

>what do you mean "why"? you're clearly an evil unovabort!
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Chud10(3):
>B-BUT UNOVA DID IT FIRST SO THAT MAKES KALOS DOING IT OKAY
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Chud11(3):
>Kalos is le good and underrated

>w-why? BORT BORT BORT BORT BORT SEETHING UNOVABORT KALOS WILL REIGN SUPREME
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Chud12(3): Kalosperm chudcels look like this
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Chud13(3):
>everyone who says that Kalos has flaws is a Unovabort

>the region is actually flawless bro, it's just hecking unvaborterinos who slander it

>what voices in my head? It's all Unovaborts, chud.
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Chud14(3):
>kalos was NOT worse than unova and it did NOT start the downfall

>Take your meds, schizo.

>I will now list all three of Unova's weaknesses to make Kalos look good even though Kalos has them too and more besides
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Chud15(3):
>KALOS WAS NOT THAT BAD GUYS

>GUYS ARE YOU LISTENING

>STOP PLAYING UNOVA AND LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEE

>FINE. I WILL NOW MAKE 500 POSTS ON /VP/ TO PROVE HOW UNOVA IS LE BAD

>KALOSISTERS WILL SOON SCORE YET ANOTHER VICTORY
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Chud16(3):
>its the best core game of the franchise, ofc you liked it
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Chud17(3):
>raisinnova and its influence on future games decreased the franchise's quality so much it died

>fpbp like always
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Chud18(3): Why are Kalosperms so fragile and why do they always raisintalk Unova out of nowhere?
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Chud19(3): Why are Kalosperms such pathetic weak bunches that everytime you criticizes their raisintyass region they retort back to Unova as a clutch for their lack of arguments
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Chud20(3): Kalosperms are truly the bane of this community. They are hypocritical, won't admit that they're rightfully wrong even when you throw logical arguments at them and would rather wallow in their delusion that their raisinty games have any redeemable quality.

Do not trust a Kalosperm ; they do not possess the mental capabilities to reason with normal human beings.
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Chud21(3): Kalosperms, keep being your little pathetic selves.
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Chud22(3):
>LUMIOSE CITY SAVE GLITCH IS NOT A BIG DEAL

>WHO CARES THAT IT BRICKS YOUR GAME FOREVER YOU'RE JUST OVERREACTING YOU FRICKIN' UNOVABORTS
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Chud23(3): Kalosperms, don't you think being jealous of Chadnova gets boring eventually? Just admit that Unova is the superior generation. We all know you really think so.
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Chud24(3): Kalosperms should have been be hanged by now. They are a waste total of oxygen. Their lack of braincells makes them impossible to communicate with. Truly the bottom of humanity's barrl not worth having on this planet.
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Chud25(3): Kalosperms truly are a blight upon humanity. They lack braincells and the cognitive resonance to understand how fucking terrible the games they worship so much truly are. Such lack of intelligence shall be eradicated from the gene pool.
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Chud26(3): Kaloschizos... do we really look like this? Does everyone really hate us and our games? Maybe we should start liking good games like Unova instead...
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Chud27(3): Imagine being a Kalosperm, aka a pathetic little special simping on busted games that are consistently laughed at for their raisintiness.

Life must be truly hard.
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Chud28(3): How does it feel to be low-tier human garbage, Kalosperms?
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Chud29(3):
>Unova has no identity.
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Chud30(3): Kaloschizos are the 2nd worst part of the fanbase, only beaten by Smogonugly people.
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Chud31(3): Why do Kaloschizos still deny the negative reception of their games? Everyone can clearly see Kalos is the worst generation and a major stepdown from the region prior.
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Chud32(3): How can Kalosperms look in the mirror without falling apart out off sheer regret?
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Chud33(3):
>Why do we hate XY again?
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Chud34(3):
>megas WILL RETURN because um uh erm

>b-because... SHUT UP UNOVABORT *starts crying* MEGAS WERE NOT A GIMMICK THEY'RE THE BEST THING SINCE SLIGHT BREAD *cries harder* UNOVAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAH I HATE UNOVAAAAA WAAAAAAAAH
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Chud35(3): Why do Kaloschizos think Megas are coming back?
>t-the icons

For Home
>Spain and F-france are neighb-

We're not getting two regions, get over it.
>fanservic-

Nobody liked megas aside from incels on 4chan.
>n-no you Unovabort megas will come back

GameFreak knows better than to bring back universally hated features.
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Chud36(3): Post images that put fear into Kalosperms
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Chud37(3): Reminder that 2013 was the single worst year for Pokemon. If you disagree, chances are you look like this; a bitter Kaloschizo zoomer who grew up with the worst games ever instead of experiencing quality.
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Chud38(3):
>oh no, a thread exposing the flaws of Kalos?

>LET'S MAKE IT ABOUT UNOVA

>COME ON MY KALOSCHIZO ARMY LET'S SHOW THESE PESKY BORTS OUR JEALOU- I MEAN OUR S-S-SUPERIORITY
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Chud39(3):
>I've played since RBY myself and I have to say gen 6 is by far my favorite.


>Gen 1-3, pretty good. Still feeling it's way out and has classic charm.


>Gen 4-5, Absolute dog raisin. Gen 4 was far too safe and gen 5 was far too different, both failing spectacularly to meet a nice middle ground.


>Gen 6 - Best in the series. ORAS is a great spin on a remake, letting the originals keep their uniqueness while cleverly adapting the generation gimmick into the fold. XY had great Pokémon diversity and it's the game I've replayed the most.


>Gen 7 - I liked it. It was mellow, relaxed, and didn't take itself too seriously. I felt it was a good "vacation" for the series and while not spectacular, I don't think it was aiming to be.


>Gen 8 - Absolute horseraisin. SWSH was about Hop and Leon, and you happened to be there. Also too many cutscenes that frankly disrespected the player. Also BDSP was a clusterfuck and I've seen fan games more polished.
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Chud40(3):
>Gen 9 - I like. I really do like it. The story was pretty good, the game was fun, and I appreciate the overworld. It seems to have learned lessons from previous generations and picked some of the best features, instead of trying to reinvent the wheel like they usually do.
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Chud41(3):
>I just wish Gen 9 wasn't a buggy mess, but Gamefreak's incompetence is to be expected after all these years.


>My opinion is right, and I will not respond to anyone disagreeing.
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Chud42: grow the fuck up you are 18 years old stop playing your chinese furry catcher game and go seek employment
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Chud43(3):
>Kalos has more complexity than other games

>Kalos's routes aren't straight lines like ROUTE 23

>Well, KALOS is EXPANSIVE and isn't restricted like UNOVA!

Where are we going to move the goalposts next ma'am?
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Chud44(3): @Chud: >XY flamboyant person so mindbroken he takes an example argument used to outline the fallacies in his argument as an actual thing to refute
>Can't come up with a single good argument on his own, proof above.

Kek.
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Chud45(42): @Chud: You noon I do not play videogames
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Chud46(3): @Chud:
>NOOOOOOOOOO MY HECKING KALOS NOOOOOO
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Chud47(3):
>There's nothing edgy here, soiflamboyant person. Every sane person wants that raisin to finally die off.
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Chud48(3): PLAY THE 3D TRASH YOU FUCKING BORT, DIDN'T YOU SEE ALL OF THE COMPARISON IMAGES THAT YAWNflamboyant person MADE???
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Chud49(3):
>So like always in Gundam, then?
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Chud50(3): Reminder that nobody on this board likes Kalos aside from one schizo NEET posting here all day because he is jealous of Unova's worldwide success compared to Trashlos.
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Chud51(3): ?? Kalos sucks too. Any generation that uses any degree of 3D (including Gen 4, which none of the specials on here can seemingly grasp is a 3D game running in a 3D engine) is trash and an embarrassment to the series, hope this helps. “Kalos sucks too!” was really your ace in the hole? You thought that was gonna sink me? Anyone who dislikes Unova but likes Kalos is lying, they’re the two worst regions by a mile.
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Chud52(3): Why does this picture make Kaloschuds so mad?
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Chud53(3): When will kaLOSSchizos come to terms with the fact that their game killed Pokemon?
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Chud54(3): Kaloschizos... how do we feel after being BTFO?
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Chud55(3):
>man fuck these basedjak people
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lifesucksthenyoudie: Gen 6 is rubbish, it was the start of making these game for literal toddlers
Even when I was like 11 and I was playing Pokemon Y on a friend's spare 3DS I knew that the game was way too easy. 2 starters? XP share after 1st gym? Are you fucking kidding me
The best generations were gen 2 and 3
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Chud56(3): @lifesucksthenyoudie: Not only is their game responsible for the death of Pokemon but Kaloschizos themselves is responsible for the death of Pokemon's fanbase.
What went so horribly wrong?
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Chud57(3): This board is irrecoverable short of rangebanning all Kalosperms. Jannies are too cowardly though, so we're stuck with them.
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Chud58(3):
>Kalos was actually... le underrated and a hidden gem!

>Who cares about the toddler difficulty, trash level design and zero postgame?

>while (6 != most liked gen) printf("Kalos good");
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Chud59(3):
>It's really not. It has all the problems of modern Pokemon (endless dialogue bloat, no level design, very little content) while also managing to be the worst action game I've ever played.

>Like holy raisin, there are over 200 enemies in the game but they all follow the same basic 5-6 AI patterns - once you've gone through about 10 minutes of the game, you've seen everything it has to offer. The actual combat itself is also extremely simplistic and buggy - there are only 2 ways you can interact with a hostlile monster and the game immediately amd consistently craps itself if you stun a monster while it's attacking instead of waiting for its clearly delineated rest period; the developers were clearly coming from a limited turn-based perspective.

[reddit spacing]
>In addition to being awful, the story is also an incredible missed opportunity. The game isn't about Arceus at all, despite his name being on the box (I guess he'd sell better?), instead this is just the fourth game where Dialga and Palkia stand on top of the mountain and act vaguely threatening. Rather than expanding on any of Sinnoh's implied backstory with Giratina or Arceus, it's literally just the exact same Dialga/Palkia plot (these legendaries are also the exact same thing and are completely interchangable in every story they're in, there's really no reason they should be 2 different Pokemon besides selling the same game twice).

[reddit spacing]
>As an upside, some of the new Pokemon are pretty neat and this is the first time we haven't gotten incomplete/exclusive versions since Gen 4. On the flipside, these Pokemon won't be in future games and this game has the fewest number of Pokemon in it since the original Gen 1.
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Chud60(3):
>What did you just day about Kalos? You said that it's bad?

>UNFORGIVABLE

>TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU HECKING UNOVABORT

>TAKE IT BAAAAACK OR I WILL special IN ALL 4CHAN THREADS ABOUT HOW KALOS IS GOOD
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Chud61(3): Most of the bad things happening in the fanbase are ultimately the fault of this lovely bunch. Whenever you're raring to cuss Unovabros out, take 30 to really think about who could be the root of the problem. You will probably realize that it is none other than Kalosschizos that really should be blamed.
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Chud62(42): most of the Pokémon fanbase googles the characters for anthro furry porn doe
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Chud63(3): @Chud: The worst generation AND the worst fanbase. How do they do it?
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Chud64(3): How much better the world would be if Kalos had never been made?
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Chud65(3): Why did they start pretending that Pokémon was never good?
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Chud66(3): Kalos was the WORST generation ever made. That in itself isn't anywhere near as bad as the fact that some people cope and deny reality to this very day. Will it ever stop?
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Chud67(3): Is there any part of fanbase more in denial than Kalos schizos?
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Chud68(3):
>well you see Pokemon was always bad so that excuses Kalos being the worst game of them all

>NOOO UNOVA WASN'T GOOD YOU UNOVABORT IT WAS LE BAD HDJCIXICODBSVZICCIEB NOOOOOOOOOO
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Chud69(3): No matter what any Kaloshizo says, Kalos is the worst generation by far and this is not negotiable.
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Chud70(3): Kalos is bad. End of story. Your coping is useless.
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Chud71(3):
>"I don’t even like XY but you’re straight up lying, Kalos had it’s fair share of decent dungeons, multiple of which were multi tiered and had puzzles"

>*click*

>*post sent*

>Surely they won't catch onto me being a Kalosperm right fellow chuddies

>AAAAA IS THAT A UNOVABORT AAAA NOOOOOOOOO I HATE UNOVA DEBEHDOIEJEBWBSBSJXIFNDBCUCIDJDBDHDJXJXJXJ WHY AREN'T PEOPLE LIKING KALOA YET WAAAAAAH I HATE UNOVA
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Chud72(3):
>Still better than any people paying to play any Gen 8 or 9 game.
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Chud73(3): When will Kalosschizos get bored of crapping on Unova in countless troll threads?
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Chud74(3): How much more years will their Discord bait /vp/?
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Chud75(3):
>Kalos is actually the UPRISE of Pokemon

>Why? Uhhhhhhh

>Uhhhhh

>LEAVE ME ALONE UNOVABORT

>UNOVA IS LE HECKIN BAD
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Chud76(3): You could've had a happy life, good carrier, a family and lots of friends, with good taste in games to top it off... but you chose to be a Kalosperm on a Iranian boat repairing forum. Why?
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Chud77(3):
>You have to be disingenuous to hate kalos in the first place.
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Chud78(3):
>Like fucking clockwork HAHAHAHA. Thanks for proving the point, Galartrannoid.
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Chud79(3):
>Pokémon was never good

>*Post successful!*

>Take that Unovabort, now you can't point out how horrible Kalos is. I wo-

>NO NO NO NOOOO I SAID POKEMON WAS NEVER GOOD NOOOO NO NO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOO WHY ARE YOU STILL SAYING KALOS SUCKS NOOOOOO AIEEEEEEE AAAAAAA NOOOOOO
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Chud80(3):
>WHY DO PEOPLE STILL PREFER UNOVA OVER KALOS

>I HAVE MADE SO MANY ANTI-UNOVA POSTS ALREADY WHY ISN'T IT WORKING DISCORDBROS

>OH I KNOW I WILL RUN FOR USA PRESIDENT AND MAKE LIKING UNOVA ILLEGAL

>YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, UNOVA
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Chud81(3):
>Kalos is good because... because it just is, ok

>Trust the experts even though the experts unanonymously agree that Kalos started the downfall of Pokemon
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Chud82(3):
>Because Poljak hasn't caught on like he thought it has. So he just spams it in unrelated threads in hopes of pissing people off.

>But when that doesn't work and people rightfully ignore it, he starts talking to himself in an attempt to get tons of (You)s and then claim that it has triggered everyone in the thread. Go look, every time chudjak is posted, there are always a hundred (You)s saying random fucking raisin and then one post claiming 'victory' for posting it. It's actualy the most pathetic thing on the site, far worse than regular wojak posting.
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Chud83(3):
>Kalos was good. Flare and Lysandre aren't. In fact, if you remove them, and those unopenable power plant doors, XY will be the most perfect pokemon games of all time.
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Chud84(3):
>players aren't a monolith and megas aren't a mechanic. z-moves and dynamax were hated
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Chud85(3):
>The best part is, none of what I posted wasn't anything I'd actually seen gen 5 specials post. Therefore, mods cannot distinguish between posts that praise gen 5 and raisinposts
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Chud86(3): Why are these people so obsessed with Unovachads in particular?
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Chud87(3):
>Discord BAD even though it has a cool minigolf game but that game has infinitely better critical acclaim than my precious Kalos which reminds me of how Unovaborts keep BTFOing my region every day so I am obligated to hate Discord
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Chud88(3):
>because you are a pathetic scumbag that doesn't really love ivysaur, fuck off

>Also you are a disbort as well
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Chud89(3):
>typical disbort moment
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Chud90(3):
>Gen 5 raisin. All Pokemon from it raisin. You raisin too.
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Chud91(3):
>Play the game. Unlike raisinnoh, Chadlos actually shows numerous examples of the region having greed and unfortunate things happening to people because of it.
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Chud92(3):
>Please, go outside and visit your local library and start reading some books, the internet has rotted your brain with buzzwords. I'll agree it was corny but that's par for the course in a game with a rushed story focused on friendship in a series that has consistently pushed the "power of friendship" message.
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Chud93(3):
>Fun fact: The first three gyms of this game alone contains the same number of routes as the entirety of BW's campaign


>Extra fun fact: Every single gym in BW only has one route separating each of them
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Chud94(3):
>The Unovan revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Kalosian race.
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Chud95: The only good thing i can say about gen 6 are the Pokémon new designs but thats it really
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Chud96: Kalosschizos killed this franchise 10 years ago.
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Chud97: Poke-schizophrenics going insane while everyone knows gen 3 is better
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Chud98: Lyssandre lost
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Chud99:
UNBOTHERED GEMERALD HANDCRAFTED BY SINNOH IP
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Chud100:
UnovIndo-Aryan Gemerald
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Chud101: KalosCHADS won
Unovaborts lost
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Chud102: Kale won. Thought this was Fallout.
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Italian_Chad: ^^geg raisintoko is a kaloskin
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