Chud¹: do NOT do this
lasik spelled backwards is kisal and kisal sounds like kiss all and kissing all means that you're homosexual and that's BAD so don't GET IT, OKAY???

Chud²: LASIK is an anagram for Klasi, you’ll be more classy if you get it

Sectionalism: glassescels are a real thing, especially if they have a high perscription that makes their eyes look super big or super small

Chud³: Well I think we have to kill all noons

Chud⁴: @Chud: ugly persons bad attempt at satire

Chud⁵: transphobic poopstone

Chud⁶⁽⁵⁾: @Chud: ynwabw

Chud⁷: It’s pretty gemmy but only because I’m him

Chud⁸: It's over glassesbros

Chud⁹: and risk losing your eye sight? have you seen people that killed themselves because LASIK ruined their life with constant pain?

Chud¹⁰: Fail surgery, Chud looks better with glasses.

Chud¹¹: Hello,

I’m sorry for reaching out on your website but my name is Lincoln a Medical Assistant, I belong to a staffing agency called VMeDx. I’m looking for an opportunity to work in your practice and I was hoping to get in touch with your hiring manager and perhaps schedule an interview some time this week of the next. I am willing to accept a rate of $10 per hour and I could help out with a lot of tasks from scheduling patient appointments, insurance verifications, prior authorizations, medical billing and a lot of administrative work. I have worked in a pain care practice for the last 2 years and I wish to find a place in your organization. Please feel free to give me a call at (615) 866-1649. Thank you and looking forward to hearing from you soon.

Wishing you all the best and hoping this might make your days a little easier!

Take care,

Lincoln

Chud¹²: steel