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HOLY FUCKING GEMERALD
avatar Chud2 - Reply
/v/ lost
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bethesdrone coperald
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Gemerald that is definitely not a paid post, bethesda won
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shining mega~diamond, fromdrones lost
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gaming is saved
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millions must play
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Gemstone
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
We want TES 6 doe…
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why does bethesda keep making bangers tho doometernal was peak
avatar Chud9 - Reply
"christian philosophy" = every soldier is a girl boss and the whole world is only populated by homosexual, obese and colored they/thems
avatar Chud10 - Reply
Miyazaki won
avatar Chud11 - Reply
@Chud: its amazing how they managed to make every single NPC into annugly mutt
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@Chud: This is Christianity taken to its logical conclusion. Atheist wignats won, noons lost.
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least obvious paid shill
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nobody says this, nobody looks like this, TTD (total todd death)
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Elden Ring at release:
>Dark Souls but open-world.

>Well written story, memorable and entertaining characters.

>It's 60 freedom dollars, worth every penny.

>Excellent optimization, works well even on mid-end computers and last gen consoles.

>No propaganda, no bullraisin, no fake promises. You got what you wanted.

>Reviewers love it so much it was nominated GOTY in December.

>FromSoftware still keeping its title as one of the best development studios.
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Starfield at release:
>No Man's Sky but worse.

>Nonsensical story with confusing characters and dialogue. Crackheads in NYC subways have better dialogue than this game.

>It's 70 freedom dollars, refunded the next day.

>Optimization so raisinty even 4090 struggles to play at 4K, low-end and mid-end players can BTFO.

>Fed up with leftist propaganda, Chuds review-bomb it for having pronouns.

>Mixed reviews, Bethesda can only wet dream about this hot pile of garbage being GOTY.

>Bethesda is still hated, mostly due to microtransactions and raisin releases.
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gem
avatar Chud18 - Reply
>Crackheads in NYC subways have better dialogue than this game.

closed_eyes crying glasses laughing open_mouth soyjak stretched_mouth stubble variant:cobson
avatar Chud19 - Reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvXS8PYW3qw
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avatar Chud21 - Reply
Mass Effect already did everything Starfield tries to do but better 15 years ago.
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arm beard closed_mouth flag:transgender_pride_flag glasses holding_object paper purple_hair smile text tranny variant:bartender
avatar Chud23 - Reply
it's hilarious how wrong chuds were about this lmao
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