if you're confused, he's strangling you , like it says in the tags , i just haven't played enough perspective-based indie puzzle games (i doubt this phrase is funny )

@whotookalexoop: I thought he was sitting down with his arms out and those were his legs

it just looks like the spongebob episode where he got fake muscles

okay stop sitting in front of me like that

@Joel: same

thought he was in a bathtub or some shit

I love myself

creative gem

add thumb prints/lines

>You are a fat disgusting failure. Nothing you have ever done matters and all you bring is shame and embarrassment to those who know you. You stink like sweat, shit, and Doritos. Bathing doesn't help for longer than 30 seconds. You look like a monkey, rat, and a piece of dog-shit that fucked a thumb. You have never held any job at all in your worthless life. You have the mind of a child and the dick of one too. If you're a skank reading this, your vagina is a gash so unyielding that your small intestines fall out of it. You are subhuman demon scum created by Satan's cum-smoke and the sanatorium of two incestuous brother goats. The world will enter a never-ending orgasm of delight when you finally die, and there will be sunshine, rainbows, and an ultimate end to global suffering once you've left this universe.
-ED

AAAAAAAAAAAACK !!!!

coal

why?

WHY IS HIS BEARD THE SAME COLOR AS PINKSTEW