Chud¹:

>no barbie or ken 'jaks

>anime girl but she isn't fucking Chud or cobson

>just one soyjak

borderline NAS coal

lifesucksthenyoudie: Barbieheimer memes make me very very angry. For starters, they’re all the same fucking thing. “DOOD… LE SERIOUS WAR DRAMA IS RELEASING ON THE SAME DAY AS A MOVIE ABOUT A CHILDREN’S TOY!

THAT’S SO HECCIN WEIRD AND OHIO

” I fucking hate how a bunch of specialed flamboyant people are now going to see two movies, one mediocre and one FUCKING ATROCIOUS without any sort of thought because “DOOD… THE HECCIN MAYMAYS SAID SO

!!” And because of this, they’re going to ensure that one of the worst movies of the decade is going to make its money back and then some. Barbie is that fucking bad. I’ve seen the spoilers. It’s literally an almost two hour lecture about how “MEN AND THE PATRIARCHY ARE… LE BADDDDDDDDDDD” and now it is going to make lots and lots of money because it’s in the funny pictures online and “LE HECCIN MULTI MILLION DOLLAR WHO WAS IN AN OVERRATED REDDIT SOYBOY KVNO MOVIE WITH REDDIT SYNTHWAVE MUSIC IS LITERALLY ME JUST LIKE HOW ASTOLFO FROM FATE GRAND ORDER IS LITERALLY ME”. Yeah, no fucking thanks. I’M NOT TAKING LESSONS ON HOW I SHOULD LET WOMEN STEP ALL OVER ME from MARGOT FUCKING ROBBIE, a dumb bimbo who’s only achievements are being eye candy in The Wolf of Wall Street and getting blown out by the chadold known as Will “I let my wife step on my balls as she’s having guts rearranged by a mumble rapper” Smith.
The masses don’t deserve a voice. They happily recognize trash like the Flash or Indiana Jones and the Dilator of Destiny, but that’s because the media told them those movies would suck anyway. Unfortunately, they lack any sort of critical thinking and thus happily throw their money at this, Spider Stunning and Brave Trans Woman Gwen Into the LE HECCIN REFERENCEVERSE, and Stupid Mario Bros get owned by the strong independent princess. They need to, in the words of Lee Goldson, die out.

Chud²: @lifesucksthenyoudie:

>words words words words words

MEEEEEEDS NOW

Chud³: Twitter coal
@lifesucksthenyoudie: lifesuckthenyouACK makes yet another trvthnvke

Chud⁴: @lifesucksthenyoudie: i'm not reading that, you're homosexual

Chud⁵:

>nameugly person essay meltdown

KEEEEEEK YWNBAW

Chud⁶: @lifesucksthenyoudie: meds + bwc prescription needed urgently

Chud⁷: meds + bbc prescription needed urgently

Chud⁸: @lifesucksthenyoudie

>words words words

TSMT

Chud⁹:

>ugly personenheimer

>megumin

cancerous coal

Chud¹⁰: @lifesucksthenyoudie: medserald

mrfarts: barbie is genuinely good btw it has a genuinely nice message

mrfarts: i m fucking specialed

Chud¹¹: @lifesucksthenyoudie: now make this rant into a schizo soyjak rant image like with that plantfucking blizzard thingy

Chud¹²: @lifesucksthenyoudie: xhe's right

Chud¹³: @mrfarts:

>barbie

>good

>has a ugly person actor

yup, xirs mindbroken

Chud¹⁴: the barbieverse is a metaphor for hyperborea though

Chud¹⁵: haha what if margot robbie shrunk you to the size of a barbie doll imagine being her tiny sentiet dolly doll haha lole

Chud¹⁶⁽¹⁵⁾: @Chud: Mama mia! guess-a what-a brown-a race said a this