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Chud1: how the fuck am i supposed to make my fucking neturalplier threads kuzzy fix it NOW
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Chud2: gem
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mischizo: this is now a neutralplier thread
Post #333
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Chud3: https://t.me/s/kuztracker

Kuz chose to settle out of court before his arraignment for the sexual abuse charges against him in Omsk.

"I am too tired and unwell to do all of this, this was a false accusation against me [...] its a cruel and humiliating thing that someone would accuse me of this, I chose to settle out of court because I dont want to subject myself and others to this humiliating show. [...] I would never have settled out of court if I was a parent and really believed that.."
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Chud4: Kuz, fix it now
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Chud5: EL DUUUUUUN
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Chud6: its so over
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Chud7: DOLL - The party is going to be down for a couple hours today as kuz finishes the last leg of the transfer.
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Chud8: DDOS
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Chud9(8): @Chud: bullraisin
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Chud10(5): THE SHARTY WILL DISAPEAR , THE ANTI-TEEN IS HERE
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Chud11(8): The sharty got assraped
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Chud12(5): EL DUUUUUUUUN ITRO EL SHARTY AY AY EL DUN EL DUN AAAAY SII
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Chud13: THE ugly people KILLED THE SHARTY
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Chud14: WHERE IS THE SHARTY, ITS BEEN DOWN ALL DAY!!
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Chud15: go outside, chuds
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Chud16(7): @Chud:
https://t.me/s/dollsoy
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Chud17: It's so over
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funnystuffs: Yes xir
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Chud18: is this thread the new sharty
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Chud19: so what now??'
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Chud20(18): idk
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Chud21: ESTA CAIDA? AAAAAAI COMO EL DUUUUUN
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Chud22: relatable gem
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Chud23: we still have the booru, right?
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Chud24: its still down
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Chud25: Post BBC interracial porn please
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soybloons: if its down for another 5 minutes im gonna 41%
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RealAngeleno: @soybloons: Don't do it, soybloons.
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Chud26: @RealAngeleno: forgot to say im a slut 4 bbc btw
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Chud27: @soybloons: No dont, we love you ‘teen
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Chud28(1): KUZZY PPLLLLEEEEEEEAAAASEEEEEEE I'M SO FUCKING BORED I'M ON /A/ FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE KUZZY I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE
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Chud29: OMG ESTA CAIDO , COMO EL PENE DEL DUN AY EL DUN EL DUN
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Chud30: holy raisin kiss yourself boorunoons
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Chud31: Fix it NOW Kuz, I don’t wanna go back to 4ugly person.
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Chud32:
ITS OFFICIALLY OVER
NEW SPLINTER NOW
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Chud33: GET THE
FUCK
 OUT OF SOYBOORU SHARTYugly personS ARE
NOT
 WELCOME

Post #38205
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Chud34: 'ru got compromised by ugly personcord cartels it's over
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Chud35: PLEASE KUZZZZ PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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Chud36(23): @RealAngeleno: what happened? Was it a DDOS attack or an illegal image flood?
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Chud37:
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF SOYBOORU SHARTYugly personS ARE NOT WELCOME

Post #35847
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Chud38(26): oh my science this is just like the beginning of january 2022 when the site was down for like 3 days
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Chud39: Xhe's right
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Chud40: I'm sure Dolly Doll is hard at work to restore the Soyjak Party, please be patient.
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Chud41: Anybody down for tf2?
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Chud42(34): @Chud: connect banttf2.ddns.net
Post #44237
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yh2620: The party has fallen
It's over
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Chud43: Marge, explain why Sharty is down.
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Chud44(43): Marge, explain why Sharty is down. NOW!!!
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Chud45: KUZ HATES US AND SHARTY IS BEING AUCTIONED AND THE CURRENT BID IS $7,000

https://t.me/kuztracker/48
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Chud46: kuz turned to be a sellout, tragic…… it’s really over.,.,.,……..
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Chud47(7):
KUZ YOU SUBHUMAN, WE LOVE YOU DOLL!
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cobfuckinglostlmao:
KUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Chud48: fuck it's actually really over @Chud: I was right
NEW SPLINTER NOW PLEASE it's 100% confirmed the feds are gonna buy it and I refuse to use the j*rty
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ScrapFinder: Kuz sisters what's this?
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Chud49: If anyone here is looking for a bunker, go to https://8kun.top/soyjak/index.html
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Chud50(1): KUZZY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOUR SELLING THE SITE? ARE WE GONNA GET BOUGHT OUT BY FUCKING GOOK MOOT? FUCK YOU noon noon noon noon noon noon noon noon noon noon
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Chud51(24): Its genuinely over
It doesnt get more over than this
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Chud52:
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK SOYchadS LOST AGAIN
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Chud53(37): @Chud: Once again Kuz changes his mind for no apparent reason
Why does he have no consistency whatsoever?
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Chud54(26): @Chud:
>and I refuse to use the j*rty

why?
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Chud55(52): get on j....arty
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Chud56:
>NOOOOOO HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE WITHOUT BEING ON MUH HECKIN 4CHAN LOOKALIKE 24/7
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Chud57: Everyone get on the j_rty right fucking now.
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Chud58(25): It's fucking over wtf SOOOOOOOOOOOOT SAVE US
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Chud59(7): Kuz is such a fucking subhuman hoy raisin.
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Chud60(56): @Chud:
He’s also dying of a disease
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Chud61(48): SOMEONE MAKE A NEW SPLINTER RM PLEASEEEEEEE FUCK J*RTYchadS
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Chud62: Its so over we never making it back
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Chud63(62): Its so fucking over we never making it back
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Chud64(56): Anybody want to plat xbox live???
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Chud65(62): Soybros....
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Chud66(62): Soybros.... i think is finally over
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Chud67(48): NEW SPLINTER NOW NEW SPLINTER NOW SOMEONE MAKE A NEW SPLINTER RIGHT NOW
**I already got permabanned from the j*rty**
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Chud68(25): SOMEONE FUCKING NUKE BERLIN AND EXTERMINATE pig RATS NOW
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Chud69(21): DOOOOOOOLL KILL AND RAPE KUZ AND SELL HIS ORGANS SO YOU CAN BUY THE SITE

ALSO DO A GO FUND ME SO THE RICH TEENS HELP YA
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Chud70(26): @Chud: no one is making a new splinter just because your specialed ass got banned you selfish little fuck
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Chud71:
>Oh no! My precious APOLITICAL FUNNY BALD MEN site is up for grabs! What's next? Elon Musk announcing he's gonna merge the Sharty into Twitter? LITERALLY ANIMAL CROSSING!
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Chud72(21): LA SHARTY ESTA EN VENTA? AAAAAIIII COMO LOS COMICS DEL DUUUN EN NOSTRAFORT

DUUUUUUN COMPRA EL SHARTY
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Chud73: DOLL SET UP A PAYPAL POOL
https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8VUXHvtJLb

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8VUXHvtJLb

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8VUXHvtJLb
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Chud74(21): someone email sheriff Mike chitGOD so he buys it
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Chud75(56): @Chud: What does this even mean, meds
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Chud76: Post #47871
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Chud77(71): @Chud76
>A hypothetical to mock my precious APOLITICAL FUNNY BALD MAN site for becoming so much like the Twitter hellscape I hate so much to the point where the two are interchangeable in terms of quality and user-bases? IMPOSSIBLE! This must be a schizophrenic wall of text, just like any thoughtful response calling out the flaws of trickle-down economics and how the white neoliberal hegemony isn't as benevolent as it paints itself to be! Nope, there is no way at all that my APOLITICAL FUNNY BALD MAN site is no better than Twitter despite the immense overlap! Not at all! I am so smart.
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Chud78(21): do any of (you) think the 'Fe queens will take us as refugees?
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Chud79(37): @Chud: Nobody says this, meds
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Chud80: it was fun as long as it lasted 'teens, it's truly over...
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Chud81(57): @Chud: No lol what are you smoking
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Chud82(14): some update on the situation of sharty
https://t.me/s/kuztracker
https://t.me/s/dollsoy
how else can we tell more about this? the shart was our main way of communication and now thats gone!!
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Chud83(57): @Chud:
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https://www.base64decode.org/
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Chud84: So it turns out that max was just a little tyrannical mod who doesn't care about the sharty + everything that he and doll wrote was a lie 💀 💀
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Chud85: It’s shocking how much drama the ‘arty goes through on a daily basis kek
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Chud86(57): MORE INFO FOR BOORU TEENS NOT CAUGHT UP TO SPEED:
https://archive.ph/Xpkje
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Chud87(85): @Chud: it’ll be up by tomorrow doe (Inshallah)
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Chud88: The Grid is going dark....
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Chud89(84): QUICK SAVE ALL THE GEMS ON THE 'RU OR THEY WILL BE LOST FOREVER
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Chud90: God you flamboyant people are obnoxious, especially newugly people. Good riddance.
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Chud91:
IT'S OVER
=
FUCK YOU KUZ
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Stephen: TRVST THE PLVN DOLL WILL SAVE THE SHARTY DOLLISTS IN CONTROL
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Chud92(57): @Stephen: Even tho Doll needs to take a loan and get donations to be able to buy the site. Yep, I'm thinking it's fucking over chuds.
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Chud93: is the sharty dead
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Chud94: Slavs are so specialed lol
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Stephen: As long as no ugly person outsider bids on the sharty we'll be fine
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Chud95: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL PLEASE DONT SELL THE SHARTY AND STAY AS ITS ADMIN ETERNALLY MY LORD
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Chud96(39): 100 get - my ass hurts
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Chud97: proof slavs shouldn't be allowed to host websites
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Stephen: Be sure to keep the sharty bid quiet so doll can buy it unopposed
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Chud98(57): @Chud: fail GEEEEEG
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Chud99(26): slavs are absolute subhumans. who wouldve thought
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Chud100: @Stephen too late already sharted it with my 100 members crypto group we will outbid doll and turn the sharty into a big /biz/ board.
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Chud101(85): @Chud: u won’t do raisin ytboi
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Chud102: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
reclaim the site
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Chud103(102): can we go to kado party doe?
kuz just want us to donate xhe money with random made up drama
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Chud104(21): CAPTAAAAAAAAIIIIN COAAAAAAAAAAL RECLAIM YOUR REIGN
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Chud105(57):
>The wiki is also on sale

It's over
https://soot.soy/wiki-sale.html
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Chud106: its over
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Chud107(85): @Chud: it’s so over oh mein science
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Chud108(102): No... my science... /lgbt/ won... its ogre
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Chud109(102): Trans victory
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Chud110(102): Furude Rika here :), i turned down your chudcel twp site, maybe try being decent human beings next time chuddies
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Chud111(106): its over im going to transition now
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Chud112(106): Post #46301
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Chud113: https://crystal.cafe/feels/res/101518.html GO
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Chud114(100): @Chud: I am already collecting the eth, I just need to wait for answer if they accept crypto.
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Chud115(93): BBC WON
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Chud116(71): ~imagine how AWFUL it would be if a frilly Discord server collectively bought the 'sharty (or even better, a CECEGEM purchase) :3~
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Chud117(85): @Chud:
>It will take place over bank wire, not cryptocurrency or similar

Nerds lost kek
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Chud118(100): @Chud: Source?
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Chud119: The site better be up tomorrow I hate j*rtyugly persons
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Chud120(85): @Chud:
https://t.me/kuztracker/48
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Chud121(57): @Chud: Even though they don't accept 'lita, bbc spam, cord spam and chud self inserts. ONLY JAKS
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Chud122(85): Why was the ‘arty down doe. Was it ddosed or something
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Chud123(84): @Chud: Fug not gonna dox me to buy the sharty, well I hope at least doll buys it instead of someone else. Max must be some old ass boomer flamboyant person if he doesn't take crypto, he could have gotten more but ehh his loss.
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Chud124(119): @Chud: why did you reply to me
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Chud125(85): @Chud: >not gonna dox me to buy the sharty
Tsmt. Gods speed doll. You may not have the technical know how but you’re a ‘teen
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Chud126(34): doll is bidding for the site at $7000, help xher
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funnystuffs: honestly im going to start a youtube channel to monetize enough to buy the sharty and the ru
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Chud127(85): @Chud: 7 grand is the starting bid doe. Doll could’ve bid higher or lower (knowing his love for the site it his bid was pretty high)
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Chud128(34): I am calling it, an exodus back into 4chad
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Chud129(57): Help Dolly Doll buy the site
https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8VUXHvtJLb
https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8VUXHvtJLb
https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/8VUXHvtJLb
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Chud130(85): flamboyant person above
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Chud131(85): @Chud: meant for chud 130
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Chud132: I feel like no one will bid above 7,000 American dollars for the bald-bearded-cartoon-man-with-glasses imageboard anyway. Kuz himself bought the website for 2,000 of the dollars. Multiplying that by four is pretty much a guarantee from Mr. Kozakov that the site is safe. All we can do is donate if you'd like to even further ensure this, or just sit and wait to see how things go.
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Chud133: everyone lets go back to 4chan
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Chud134(97): wouldn't it be awesome if a cute transbian catgirl bought the sharty :3
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Chud135: ^Indo-Aryan
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Chud136(91): RIP soyjak.party

2020-2023
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Chud137: @Chud: death caused from discord map chudcel ugly persons
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Chud138: @Chud: @Chud: nah mate
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Chud139: I remembered the fucking discord ugly people spamming chud death right before the servers slowed down
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Chud140(43):
>The site will be up at 2-3 am EST.
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Chud141: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: i'm trans btw
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Chud142(141): @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: i'm trans btw
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Chud143(141): @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: i'm trans btw
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Chud144(27): @Chud: The party will live on doebeit
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Chud145(97): @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: I'm trans btw
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Chud146: Nobody here is trans
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Chud147(137): @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: Btw im giga noon with a big black cock but short btw
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Chud148(97): @Chud: even doe there are literally thousands of trans A10 hyperborean warriors that use this site in between breeding white girls with their BIG GIRL COCKS
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Chud149(133): Lgbt isnt real, theyre noon liars and demons
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thiqqums: it's so fucking over
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Chud150(85): @Chud: was it actually da cord. What’d they do did they ddos or spam a raisin ton of ‘p or something
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RealAngeleno: @Chud: DOLL wrote on telegram that it was to finalize the server transfer.
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Chud151(46): a new DOLL era-glistens over the shadows
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Chud152(23): I don't think kuz is buying 4chad after this...
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Chud153: It's Up tho
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Chud154: noon
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