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Chud19: the ancient egypt that is white is pretty much doesn't exist anymore. modern "egypt" is just an extension of arab puppet state. they don't even speak egyptian, and they're brown as fuck with 100% arab features.
Chud33: Oh I see, no WONDER Egypt was a collapsing raisinhole full of thieves and beggars (often literally living in ruins) when I visited it. Because explosive people took over and replaced everyone. NOW it makes sense.
Chud34: Kill ba'athists. Behead ba'athists. Roundhouse kick a ba'athist into the concrete. Slam dunk a ba'athist baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ba'athists. Break a ba'athists dick in half. Launch ba'athists into the sun. Stir fry ba'athists in a wok. Toss ba'athists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a ba'athist gas tank. Judo throw ba'athists into a wood chipper. Twist ba'athists heads off. Report ba'athists to INTERPOL. Karate chop ba'athists in half. Curb stomp pregnant ba'athists. Trap ba'athists in quicksand. Crush ba'athists in the trash compactor. Liquefy ba'athists in a vat of acid. Eat ba'athists. Dissect ba'athists. Exterminate ba'athists in the gas chamber. Stomp ba'athists skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate ba'athists in the oven. Lobotomize ba'athists. Mandatory abortions for ba'athists. Grind ba'athists fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown ba'athists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize ba'athists with a ray gun. Kick old ba'athists down the stairs. Feed ba'athists to alligators. Slice ba'athists with a katana.
Chud36: Break a ba'athist's leg with an axe. Hit a ba'athist over the head with a three-foot thick slice of cheese. Stab a ba'athist with a corkscrew. Slam a frying ba'athist into a convection oven. Tear a slab of glass into pieces with a sledgehammer. Sleep with a ba'athist. Rub a ba'athist's genitals with lemons. Wrap a ba'athist in duct tape. Swear at a ba'athist. Give a ba'athist a lap dance. Blow a baby ba'athist up with a rocket launcher. Flog a ba'athist with a P90. Torture a ba'athist with a vacuum cleaner. Feed a ba'athist's to a hungry alligator. Make a nice salad out of a ba'athist. Incinerate a ba'athist in a napalm strike. Build a seven foot tall toilet out of a toilet. Choke a ba'athist with an electric guitar. Dress a ba'athist in women's clothes and push him in a Dolly Parton store. Place a ba'athist's head on a mannequin. Eat a ba'athist.
Chud37: Ramses II's nightmare
after him and his army drowning in the sea, ramses is mummified and is put in his grave. egypt goes downhill and is conquered by persians and greeks, the greeks call themselves pharaohs but don't even speak egyptian! the last ptolemic monarch, cleopatra actually speaks egyptian, but that is cut short by the romans, a foreign pagan people, who take over egypt. several hundred years after that, everyone in egypt starts worshipping a hebrew! the very thing that ramses died chasing! several hundred years after that, the muslim arabs conquer egypt, egyptians don't even call their country by an endemic name, they use a name of hebrew origin! egypt finally gains some independence during this period, but the people who ruled egypt in that period weren't even egyptian, they were arab, then kurd, then turk, then alb@nian! egypt is then conquered by britian, a rainy island a continent away! finally egypt is independent under egyptian leaders, but egypt is not as prosperous as in the age of ramses, egypt is actually a poor raisinhole now! this is the reality of egypt. kemet lost, accept your fate.
conclusion: ramses LOST
Chud40: Assuming Batman holds a Christian ethical worldview... (and he usually does), no it is not nonsensical to have that worldview, and even then you could justify his no kill rule simply by saying he believes all justices should be carried out to their end by the Law system, and since he himself is literally not a judge nor jury or executioner, he has to let the actual judges, jury and executioners EXECUTE their laws on the villains of Gotham... The only reason Joker has never been executed is because of insanity plea, and this is perfectly in line with how actual New Jersey law operates. Bane? Hes a foreign terrorist with a small country at his back and is practically bullet proof, he might even survive an electric chair, depending on how you scale him. Deathstroke? Too valuable of an asset to the US government and Amanda Waller to execute, and he has the league of shadows at his back, especially after marrying Lady Shiva. Ra's al ghul? He literally cannot die as his league of assassins will always overthrow or infiltrate whatever government tries to contain him and put him in a Lazarus pit, you'd have to find a justifiable reason for the U?S government to want or care about literally vaporizing him... and EVEN THEN his descendants and subordinates will take his place as the Head of the demon... I could go on and on about why each villain REALISTICALLY either wouldn't get executed, would only be imprisoned, or would be literally UNCONTAINABLE in the long term, like Clayface or Solomon Grundy. So even if Batman attempted to kill every single one of his villains, Deathstroke is literally rivaling him in combat prowess, and Solomon Grundy is a straight up Superman contending villain multiple times, so Batman having no qualms about killing wouldn't even do much for the story, there's also the fact that Joker being killed would canonically lead to the Batman who laughs... who literally ended up murdering the entire bat family and putting the ENTIRE DC MULTIVERSE as risk, to the point it took Mobius Chair Wally (The Fastest character in fiction)The Justice league and plenty of DC's hardest hitters to take down the Darkest Knight... So tell me.. HOW does Batman killing all his villains benefit him in any way... it results in him abandoning most of his morals entirely... it falsely presumes that ALL of Batman's villains deserve execution, (which is stupid, considering the nuance in Mr. Freeze, Grundy, Man-bat, White Bunny and plenty of other's stories. On TOP of the aforementioned DIMENSIONAL catastrophe that could result just off of Batman killing joker alone... So this video missed EVERY mark imaginable, you have to prove that EVERY Batman villain EVER is deserving of execution and is impossible to rehabilitate... you have to demonstrate why this somehow wouldn't contradict Batman's moral groundings... and then you have to demonstrate why Batman's villains either wouldn't be brought back to life, instantly replaced, or Near impossible to kill by traditional means already. Learn The Batman Mythos or don't speak on it at all, just because the Snyder goof thinks Batman should kill doesn't now mean it makes sense and should be how Batman operates. :joy:
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after him and his army drowning in the sea, ramses is mummified and is put in his grave. egypt goes downhill and is conquered by persians and greeks, the greeks call themselves pharaohs but don't even speak egyptian! the last ptolemic monarch, cleopatra actually speaks egyptian, but that is cut short by the romans, a foreign pagan people, who take over egypt. several hundred years after that, everyone in egypt starts worshipping a hebrew! the very thing that ramses died chasing! several hundred years after that, the muslim arabs conquer egypt, egyptians don't even call their country by an endemic name, they use a name of hebrew origin! egypt finally gains some independence during this period, but the people who ruled egypt in that period weren't even egyptian, they were arab, then kurd, then turk, then alb@nian! egypt is then conquered by britian, a rainy island a continent away! finally egypt is independent under egyptian leaders, but egypt is not as prosperous as in the age of ramses, egypt is actually a poor raisinhole now! this is the reality of egypt. kemet lost, accept your fate.
conclusion: ramses LOST