Chud¹: I look like this

uhohchinky: the forest has fallen
brazilians must die

Chud²: Kill capybaras. Behead capybaras. Roundhouse kick a capybara into the concrete. Slam dunk a capybara baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy capybaras. Defecate in a capybaras food. Launch capybaras into the sun. Stir fry capybaras in a wok. Toss capybaras into active volcanoes. Urinate into a capybaras gas tank. Judo throw capybaras into a wood chipper. Twist capybaras heads off. Report capybaras to the IRS. Karate chop capybaras in half. Curb stomp pregnant capybaras. Trap capybaras in quicksand. Crush capybaras in the trash compactor. Liquefy capybaras in a vat of acid. Eat capybaras. Dissect capybaras. Exterminate capybaras in the gas chamber. Stomp capybara skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate capybaras in the oven. Lobotomize capybaras. Mandatory abortions for capybaras. Grind capybara fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown capybaras in fried chicken grease. Vaporize capybaras with a ray gun. Kick old capybaras down the stairs. Feed capybaras to alligators. Slice capybaras with a katana.

Chud³: Millions must munch watermellon... Billions, Gazillions even!