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Chud1: sonic can’t catch a break. amy leaves him for tails, he acquired STDs, no mobian girl wants to talk to him now, and now eggman is dominating him. how will he recover?
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Chud2: lmafo
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Chud3(2): lmafo
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Chud4: eggGOD won
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TackyBunny: How deliciously bohemian. As soon as the powerful Sonic had a vulnerable moment he was pounced on by the genious yet almost ignorantly ruthless Dr. Eggman.
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Chud5: TOTAL MOBIAN DEATH

Kill Mobians. Behead Mobians. Roundhouse kick a Mobian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Mobian into a trash can. Roboticize filthy Mobians. Defecate in a Mobians food. Launch Mobians into the sun. Stir fry Mobians in a wok. Toss Mobians into active volcanoes. Judo throw Mobians into a wood chipper. Twist Mobian heads off. Report Mobians to the Eggman Empire. Karate chop Mobians in half. Curb stomp Mobians. Trap Mobians in quicksand. Crush Mobians in the trash compactor. Liquefy Mobians in vats of acid. Eat Mobians. Dissect Mobians. Exterminate Mobians. Stomp Mobian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Mobians in an oven. Lobotomize Mobians. Mandatory roboticization for all filthy Mobians. Grind up Mobians in the garbage disposal. Drown Mobians. Vaporize Mobians with a plasma cannon. Kick old Mobians down a flight of stairs. Feed Mobians to robots. Slice up Mobians with a laser cutter.
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Chud6: ^ slut for johnson
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