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Source: Bethlehem, Wales. Jerusalem, Lincolnshire
In fact, Allah will forever reject your prayers after a fart until you properly perform wudu (ablution). This involves pouring water over various parts of your body, at least once and ideally three times for most parts, also rinsing your mouth and nose.
There are many things that Muhammad says nullify wudu. These include defecating, urinating, farting, sleeping (because you may have farted), eating camel meat (HOTD 364), and touching your penis (HOTD 318).
The problem with wudu is that it is nonsensical. It is an act depicting physical cleansing, but it doesn't properly clean you. It avoids one's private parts, but it's the private parts that are the cause of needing wudu.
Acknowledging that, Muslims argue that, well, it "spiritually" cleans you, but any person-not obliged to obedience to Muhammad-would argue that meditation is a far better way of "spiritually" cleansing than washing your feet.
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