Chud¹: Kill noons. Behead noons. Roundhouse kick a noon into the concrete. Slam dunk a noon baby into the trashcan. Blast noons with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy noons. Whip noons into obedience. Slingshot a noon into orbit. Rocket noons into the sun. Defecate in a noons food. Stir-fry noons in a wok. Bite a noon and drink their blood. Toss noons into active volcanoes. Urinate into a noon's gas tank. Judo throw noons into the wood chipper. Unscrew a noon's head off. Report noons to the IRS. Karate chop noons in half. Bake noons into noon-pizza. Arrest noons for no reason. Electrocute noons. Curb stomp pregnant noons. Beat a noon up. Trap noons in quicksand. Crush noons in the trash compactor. Liquefy noons in a vat of acid. Eat noons. Dissect noons. Exterminate noons in the gas chamber. Slice a noon up and wear their skin. Set noons on fire. Spin noons around until they puke. Tie noons to a train track. Karate kick a noon in the testicles. Stomp noon skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil noons into a broth. Cremate noons in the oven. Lobotomize noons. Grind noon fetuses in the garbage disposal. Fourth-trimester abortions for noons. Blend noons in a blender. Drown noons in fried chicken grease. Vaporize noons with a ray gun. Snap a noon's neck. Kick old noons down the stairs. Feed noons to alligators. Slice noons with a katana. Put a bomb in a noon's mouth. Throw knives at noons. Inflate noons until they pop. Send noons into a blackhole. Castrate noons. Feed noons poisoned food. Force noons to walk the plank. Push noons into a pit. Kneel on a noon's neck. Curse noons with a spell. Stuff noon babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten noons with a tank. Pop a noon's car tire. Strike noon children with a ruler. Make noons swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a noon's limbs. Airdrop noons into Antarctica. Throw noons off the boat. Pressurize noons into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a noon's ass. Falcon-punch a noon in the face. Make noons into fiction. Total noon death.