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Chud1: 'em
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Chud2: Holy gem
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Chud3(2): Anti-vargchuds gemerald
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Chud4: holy coal
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Chud5: Gem
Paganchadolds will seethe
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Chud6: Coal
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Chud7: top part gem
bottom part coal
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Chud8: christchad dust
you flamboyant persons have never read the bible
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Chud9: chrisugly person copecoal
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Chud10: Based anti-Pagan NAS
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Chud11: LEMME HIT YOU WITH MA AXE
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Chud12: Christ pilled gem
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Chud13: Varg is actually mostly right here except what bonded Tolkien to Christianity was a deathbed promise to his mother never to abandon it. He was absolutely obsessed with Germanic pagan ideas and it infused all of his writing, the Christian stuff is buried in the start of the Silmarillion because first god = supreme god or whatever, then the rest of the story can be pseudo-pagan (but with a marked absence of any actual religious practice for its characters) without guilt.

So basically, it's not that Tolkien was secretly a pagan and lied, it's that he was subconsciously a pagan and couldn't accept it. (Much like how Carl Jung's near death experience outs him as a secret Hindu, but he too was bound by a deathbed promise.)

Also lol @ depicting Tolkien as the Chad, I love the man but he could barely maintain eye contact or speak in public without stuttering.
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Chud14: ^ Holy meds
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Chud15: @Chud: Reddity
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Chud16: giant gem
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Chud17: @Chud: "Subconsciously a pagan"
>I can't prove my very obvious wishful thinking of a man's belief to be real, so I'm gonna say they were subconscious.
Rarely have I ever seen such an amount of cope in my life.
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Chud18: BRIMSTONE
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Chud19: Nordichad=immediate coal. Doesn't matter how good or bad the contents are.
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