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Chud7: Take an argensimian, soft its insides by roundhouse kicking him into the concrete. Then put him gently in a wok. Stir fry him until its skin gets a nice dark brown shade. There's no need to use butter or oil, in fact the argensimian is already fat and greasy enough. At this point you can spice it by defecating and urinating on him. Finally, launch him into the sun.
Chud11: Take an cumskin, soft its insides by running him river by a combine harvester. Then put him gently in an ice cream machine. Run the ice machine him until its skin gets a nice
creamy white shade. There's no need to use milk or oil, in fact the argensimian is already fat and pasty enough. At this point you can sprinkle it by defecating and urinating on him. Finally, launch him into the sun
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creamy white shade. There's no need to use milk or oil, in fact the argensimian is already fat and pasty enough. At this point you can sprinkle it by defecating and urinating on him. Finally, launch him into the sun