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Amarnite coal
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Chud: you literally uploaded this you special
avatar Chud3 - Reply
stealth discord server invite link in the image therefore automatic brimstone
avatar Chud4 - Reply
/pol/ddit meme format + evanreddion = dusty noonstone
avatar Renameduser3 - Reply
kill all amarnites
avatar Chud5 - Reply
gem
avatar Chud6 - Reply
>Mods delete my comment but not the ugly person grooming server advertisement in this image

kiss yourself
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@Chud: The image has been cropped
avatar Chud8 - Reply
who approved this
avatar Chud9 - Reply
the most vantablack brimstone straight from the pits of hell ever uploaded on the 'ru
avatar Chud10 - Reply
fatjak happens to be right
avatar Chud11 - Reply
@Ship:
>janny ugly person is a reiflamboyant person

REIugly personS ETERNALLY BTFO'D
avatar Chud12 - Reply
American culture is centered around noons. They have holidays for noons. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free noons. They listen to noon music. They elect a noon as their president. They dress and act like noons. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from noons. They post sassy gifs about noons. They watch sportsball in worship of noons. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of noons playing sports. They use noon slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the noon. Their cities are completely overrun with noons. They worship their WEFbot police force disproportionately filled with noons and their global police force of soldiers filled with noons. Their men sit around watching noon ball while their women sit around watching noon talk shows. They worship noons like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before noons took over. Their movies are filled with noons and their music charts are topped by noons. They send noons to the Olympics and celebrate when the noons win because those noons are true red blooded american noons. They watch noon porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about noon penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate noons and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love noons but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of noon loving noons
avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
@Ship: actually coomer wojak is right sweaty
avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
@Chud:
fatjak didn't say anything about rei, learn to read special
avatar Chud13 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: shut up noon i thought he was talking about the fat wojak because i completely forgot that fatjak was its own variant
avatar Chud14 - Reply
Thinjak happens to be wrong
avatar Chud15 - Reply
@Chud: actually kiss yourself you fucking lifestuckthenyouACK!!!
avatar Chud16 - Reply
tranime brimstone
avatar Chud17 - Reply
@Chud: You tell them sisters! Tranime is TRANS and it belongs to us sista!! Well said!
avatar Chud18 - Reply
in the manga version of evangelion they changed it so asuka is introduced by killing a noon
avatar Chud19 - Reply
@Chud:
>asukaflamboyant person is a specialed noon

you cant make this raisin up
avatar Chud20 - Reply
bloodshot_eyes crying discord flag glasses hair hand open_mouth pizza purple_hair soyjak speech_bubble_empty stain stubble sweating tranny variant:feraljak_front yellow_teeth
avatar Chud21 - Reply
@Chud: LifesucksthenyouACK sameflamboyant personging
avatar Chud22 - Reply
Brimstone made by a ugly person
avatar Chud23 - Reply
gemerald made by a cischad
avatar Chud24 - Reply
Evangelion sucks. Watch Dragon Ball.
avatar Chud25 - Reply
^black “person”
avatar Chud26 - Reply
All Made for BWC
avatar Chud27 - Reply
i'm in the "I am literally Kaworu" cohort, where does that put me on the bell curve?
avatar Chud28 - Reply
Tranime coal
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Glownoon ugly person coal
avatar Chud30 - Reply
divine gemstone that redeemed gemmyime
avatar Chud31 - Reply
Araynime gemerald :D
avatar Chud32 - Reply
@Chud: I'm trans btw :D
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tranime coal
avatar Chud34 - Reply
coal
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caolll
avatar Chud36 - Reply
Cringe evannoon coal lankybox better
avatar Olgol - Reply
black_skin bloodshot_eyes buff hair jake jartypill jartypilled nigger red_lips series:its_based_and_christpilled shadow shitpost side_profile subvariant:perceptive_chud text trend:jartycuck variant:chudjak vignette white_background

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