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i hate him so fucking much, people who like sonic heroes shouldn't even register as human beings. sonic heroes is one of the raisintiest sonic games ever made, and to be honest you could make an argument that its the worst sonic game ever made, even beating out other turds like 06, shadow, boom rise of lyric, forces, etc.
literally nothing about that game is any good. the game controls like garbage. the graphics are somehow worse than adventure 2. the game is supposedly multiplatform yet the ports to xbox and pc are noticeably botched and the ps2 version is inexcusably poor (the ps2 might be raisintier than the xbox and gamecube in terms of power but it does not excuse the fact it runs at 30fps while the other versions run at 60). the game is very buggy, i know sonic games were never the pinnacle of coding and this game isn't 06 tier broken, but it's broken enough where it's a detriment. the art style is raisin, it tries SO SO HARD to emulate the environments in the Genesis games but it lacks any of the attention to detail those games had so outside of the first level they just look raisinty bootlegs of those games. it's no better than the raisinty Mario-tier levels Sonic Lost World had or the unnecessary recycling of old zones in Sonic Forces. the voice acting is somehow worse than how it is in Soferretdventure 2. Ryan Drummond has this urge to yell every single line he says and DONT fucking get me started on the mentally specialed kid they used to voice Tails. the fact Big the flamboyant person Mentally Disabled Cat is back in any sort of capacity other than an easter egg is sad. Big the Cat is easily one of, if not the worst of Sonic's friends (not counting spinoffs like X, the comics, etc.), he's an unfunny special with a grating, specialed voice courtesy of the flamboyant person known as Jon St. John WHO NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY (duke is cool thoughbeit i just hate Jon St. John). the fact specialed twitter ugly people are now acting like Big wasn't anything but a terrible mistake that Sega should cover up as much as possible makes me so enraged. the story is awful. i know Sonic isn't a game meant for its deep themes or plotlines but the "GUYZ... WE'RE... LE SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOOESSSS...FRIENDS... LE GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD" raisin is so fucking grating and obnoxious and infantile that it makes me want to snap the game disk in half (other than the fact that Sonic Heroes is a garbage game). the absolutely HIDEOUS CGI renders they use for the artwork and in-game cutscenes are horrifically ugly. the chaos emerald stages are infuriating, not challenging. the multiplayer is a massive step down from SA2 Battle. the game asks you to play the game's campaign FOUR FUCKING TIMES in order to truly complete it, with the only differences being a fucking difficulty slider. oh i'm sorry, i forgot the fact that team chaotix gameplay consists of doing raisinty fetch quests. THE SAME, raisinTY FETCH QUESTS YOU DO IN SHADOW, BUT THEY'RE LE GOOOD HERE AND LE BAD IN SHADOW becuase idk, maybe the ugly person autists who are so deluded in believing Sonic Heroes has any entertainment value (among other delusions) have nostalgia for it and they seethe at Shadow the Hedgehog for being a nazi incel chud who exercises his second amendment rights. and repeating the same levels THREE MORE FUCKING TIMES without any major changes IS LE GOOOOOOODDDDD but WHEN SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG LETS YOU CHOOSE WHAT LEVELS YOU WANT TO PLAY FROM A LARGE SELECTION THROUGH GAMEPLAY DECISIONS its le bad because "OH NO!!
i think i've made a clear, impossible to counter (because i'm right) argument for why sonic heroes is an irredeemable piece of trash. but somehow, mentally ill flamboyant people like r/LS "I suck ugly person dick and watch raisinty cartoons for a living" Mark have came onto the scene with their specialed opinions and their ugly ass cartoonsonas, trying to somehow delude the masses that this raisinty game is THE BEST SONIC GAME EVER MADE, let alone good or even passable. they are posers, they are an insult to real Sonic fans, who can recognize that outside of music, there is nothing salvageable from Sonic Heroes, other than lessons on how exactly not to make a Sonic game. yet whenever this poser tries to go against a real GOD of sonic knowledge like Cybershell he gets instantly BTFOd due to how much of a disingenuous special he really is. in a just world this would be the point where he deletes all of his videos and kills himself out of pure embarrassment of being so BTFOd. but this world is not just, and so he continues to make raisinty videos where he sits through 500 episodes of some raisinty cartoon and rambles about it for five hours. i hope his fucking specialed mexican bpd whore girlfriend who's like 10 years older than him (probably because no one his age would want to have sex with this special) fucking leaves him and gaslights him into committing suicide. FUCK HIM
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You first, ugly person
Heartbreaking.
@lifesucksthenyoudie: take your fucking meds
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lmfao kiss yourself you freak nobody loves you autist
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