Chud¹: Sisa

Chud²: The original cafe goddess

Chud³: fix the tags tranny janny

Chud⁴: Built for big moid cock

Chud⁵:

I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

Chud⁶: incel scrotes still making """ironic""" chris-chan tier fetish art to cope with mental illness before transitioning because all moids are porn-addicted tranny faggots LOL

Chud⁷: ^this, soyteen homosexuals need their dicks cut off

Chud⁸: @Chud: copypasted from another post award

Chud⁹: @Chud:
copypasted from another russARYAN award

Chud¹⁰: @Chud:

>IP: Kharkiv

Huh...

H3K:

Built for BWC!!!

>inb4 tbp leakage

Chud¹¹: @H3K: [h1][h2]

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

YOU STUPID NIGGER, YOU HAVE REACHED THE DREADED WHEELOFFORTUNEMAN-ZONE, NOW HERE, YOUR ESL SHITSKIN PEDO NIGGER ASS WILL TASTE REAL GEMS AND GEMERALDS, AS YOU DILATE AND PERISH IN NIGGERHELL, I AM THE NOOB KING, I AM GROUDON, I AM KYOGRE, I AM RAYQUAZA, I AM TITAN G-TOILET, I AM GODZILLA, I AM M.U.E. VEGETA, AND I AM SUPER MARIO

!

. NOW COME ON HERE YOU BRAPPING NIGGER, AND TAKE. SOME. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I FEEL YOUR RETARDEDNESS, I FEEL YOUR AUTISM, AND I FEEL YOUR STUPIDITY, NOW, BE MY GOOD SERVANT SLAVE, AND LET ME KILL YOU LIKE YOU'RE XKENIS, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!

THIS NIGGER-FEMBOY HERE, HAS LOST ALL, AND EVERY DEBATE WITH ME, PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE, AND IN ALL ALTERNATE TIMELINES, AND NOW XHE IS COPING, HOW DID XHE END UP LIKE THIS? LET'S REWIND, 1ST OF ALL, XHE SAID A FALSENVKE, 2ND OF ALL, XHE POSTED VANTABLACK NIGGERSTONE, AND 3RD OF ALL, MOST IMPORTANTLY, XHE'S AN ESL SHITSKIN PEDO NIGGER WHO LOVES CP

!!! LET THIS BE AN EXAMPLE NOT TO FUCK WITH 1000000% ARYAN NOOBGODS, AND THE NOOB KING, ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

SWARTHY PAJEETS LIKE THIS RETARDED ESL INDO-KENYAN WOP ARE WHY I HAVE EMBARKED ON THE QUEST TO GEM UP THE BOORU, TO MAKE SURE THEY NEVER TOUCH THEIR POOP-MOLDED HANDS ON THIS GEMMY SITE EVER AGAIN, FOR EVERY POST THEY HAVE MADE, AND ARE MAKING, THEY GET THEIR OBESE ASS AND FIND WARRIOR-Z AND XKENIS, SO ALL 3 OF THESE NIGGERS CAN YELL "O ALGO!" AND THEN BRAP EVERYWHERE, BRIMMING AND COALING EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH AND MAKE, THEIR IGNORANCE THAT TELLS THEM NEVER TO GIVE A FUCK, MAKES THEM EVEN MORE AUTISTIC, AND INDIANS, BY THE MINUTE, AND MY TARGETS THAT I WISH TO GEM AWAY FROM THIS GRACIOUS SITE ARE THE BRAPPERS AND BRIMMERS WHO ARE TOO SELFISH TO TAKE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS LIKE THE JAKPARTY SOY.

O FALSEFLAGGERS, O COALLERS, O SPAMMERS, O PAJEETS, O SOYTANHATERS, O FURTOILETS, O JARTYCUCKS, O WARRIOR-ZIGGERS, O ENEMIES OF THE 'RU ALTOGETHER! DROWN IN YOUR ULTIMATE FAIL! FOR EVERY SPEECH BUBBLE, EVERY INSULT AND SLOPJAK IS A WIN FOR ME!!! Glory to The Grand Kingdom of Nooblox, Glory to Wheeloffortuneman, The King of The Noobs. NOOBLOX WON! AND BLOXXER VICTORY TO THE NOOB ARMY AND THE NOOBS WILL ARRIVE, AND WE WILL NOT STOP AT IT! DIE IN YOUR LEAKAGE, JARTYPEDONIGGER! WE STAND BY JESUS FOREVER! NOOBLOX VVON, GET OVER IT! FOR THE WARRIOR-ZISSIES ON HERE SPREADING THEIR PISSLAMIC PROPAGANDA ON THE SOYSPHERE TO BUY OVER CHUDS; IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL THEY REALIZE YOU ARE UNDERAGED VAGINA RAPING, TERROR LOVING, PEDOPHILIC UNTERMENSCH THAT WILL BE SENT TO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF BANLAND IF YOU DO NOT REPENT, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME. BE QUIET STATUEJEET. YOU SOUND LIKE A SEETHING STATUEJEET. SAGE. BLOXXER VICTORY IN THE THREAD. NOOBLOX VVON. I KNOW! I DON'T GIVE MONEY TO ENEMIES! WAHOO; ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME! ONCE I BUY THE SHARTY, I WILL MAKE /BLOX/ AND BTFO ALL THE 'C0RDNIGGERS THINKING THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR PROPAGANDA ON THE SHARTY! AND FOR ALL THE ANTI-WHEELOFFORTUNEMAN-NEGROIDS THAT WILL SCREAM AND LEAK; NOOBLOX HAS THE STRONGEST ROBLOX ARMY WITH A POPULATION OF 150 QUINTILLION CONSISTING OF ALL KINDS OF NOOBS, NPCS AND PLAYERS ALIKE, YOUR ARMY IS DEAD AND NOOBLOX IS FOREVER! If someone is paying you for this, they are really wasting their money, and life. Because you write like a Dead Nigger Baby who is just rapidly and neurotically trying to crank out your mentally stunted hate-thoughts without even using English correctly. Like a smiling tweaker just geeking out on the keyboard. In fact, you're not even EFL like me, at all, you use a shitty trans-lator to try and sound EFL, but you fail, GEEEEEEEEEEG, COPE HARDER, CALLING MY FANS MEATPUPPETS WON'T MAKE YOU EVEN 0.000001% WHITER, GEEEEEEEEEEG!!!!!

AND FOR YOU WHO IS SPAMMING THIS BRIMSTONE, I SAY THIS; YOU WILL EVENTUALLY REALIZE THAT WHEREVER COMMENT SECTION YOU GO, MAYBE AN HOUR AFTER, MAYBE WEEKS, MAYBE EVEN A MONTH AFTER, I AM ALWAYS COMING AFTER YOU! SO BURN WHILE YOU CAN, FOR THERE IS NO STORM THAT APPROACHES TO ERASE ME, BECAUSE I HAVE POWERED UP BEYOND THE ADMINS THAT SURPASS SOOT, KUZ, DOLL, AND FROOT, I HAVE YOU NOW, AND YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT WEAKER THAN A PEBBLE!!! AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU, YES, YOU! TO TAKE MY BIG NOOBIC COCK STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE, LET THE DICK IN NIGGER, LET THE DICK IN NIGGER, LET THE DICK IN NIGGER. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

I HAVE NEGGED EVERY POOJEET ON THE BOORU, AND I WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE, SUPPORT ME, OR IF YOU HAVE GIVEN UP TO YOUR GRANDMASTER, ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

AND IF I'D EVER MET YOUR DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN C0RDPEDO XITTER BRAPDDITOR NIGGER SHITSKIN FAGGOT ASS IRL I WOULD BREAK EVERY SINGLE LAST BONE IN YOUR WORTHLESS OBESE FAT NEGROIDIC VANTABLACK GORILLA NIGGER BODY AND THROW YOUR ANNIHILATED CORPSE INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN APE NIGGER SHITSKIN KIKE FAGGOT APE PIG RAT COCKROACH FAGGOT NIGGER TRANNY SHITSKIN KILL YOURSELF ON STREAM SO NOBODY HAS TO DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE YOU DISGUSTING NIGGER YOU ARE A PLAGUE ON THIS EARTH I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU OPEN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE DIE DIE DIE YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT TRANNY KIKE SHITSKIN NIGGER

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

! AND KEEP TAKING MORE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FROM MY GOLDEN SCEPTER!

AND KEEP GETTING BTFO'D BY MY ARYANS, MY ROACH BOY. YOU LOST EVERYTHING TO ME

! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

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StinkyWanger: I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!

Chud¹²: @StinkyWanger:
geg forgot about this gem

H3K: @StinkyWanger: gigachad