You've got to look your best tonight You tubby little parasite<\/span>
'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you And though her pretty face may seem<\/span>
A special person's wettest dream Before you get to see it there are things you must do<\/span>
We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow<\/span>
With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello Busting out a mile with style<\/span>
I know you just can't wait to stare At all that luscious orange hair But, boy, before you touch a single curl<\/span>
You must impress that ultra bloomin'<\/span>
All-consumin', poorly groomin'<\/span>
Down's Syndrome girl<\/span>
On any normal day you reek<\/span>
As if you're on a farting streak<\/span>
Your finger's up your nose And you are dripping with drool<\/span>
But if you want a lady's love<\/span>
You're better off by smelling of<\/span>
A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool<\/span>
A squirt, a spurt<\/span>
Of something just for Ellen<\/span>
And you'll see, that she<\/span>
Will find you so compellin'<\/span>
And she does, because<\/span>
The only smell that she'll be smellin'<\/span>
Won't be coming from your bum<\/span>
You wanna take that little whore<\/span>
And spin her on the dancing floor<\/span>
But boy, before you do a single twirl<\/span>
You must impress that effervescing<\/span>
Self-possessing, no BS-ing<\/span>
Down's Syndrome girl<\/span>
Her eyes are emerald portals<\/span>
To a secret land of love<\/span>
And her smile is like the sweetest summer flower<\/span>
Her kiss is so inviting<\/span>
And her hugs are so delighting<\/span>
And what makes them really nice<\/span>
Is that they've got a little spice<\/span>
Because they're tighter than a vise<\/span>
And they go on for an hour<\/span>
My boy, between the two of us<\/span>
We'll get you on that shorty bus<\/span>
And then you're gonna take it for a whirl<\/span>
Now go impress that super-thrilling<\/span>
Wish-fulfilling, Yoo-Hoo spilling<\/span>
Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing<\/span>
Gaily singing, dingalinging<\/span>
Stupefying, fortifying<\/span>
As of Monday, shoelace tying<\/span>
Stimulating, titillating<\/span>
Kitty-cat impersonating<\/span>
Mega-rocking, pillow-talking<\/span>
Just a little crooked walking<\/span>
Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting<\/span>
For some reason always shouting<\/span>
Fascinating, captivating<\/span>
Happiness and joy creating...<\/span>
Down's Syndrome Girl!<\/span>

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