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avatar lifesucksthenyoudie - Reply
The only NAS I'll ever post
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
But then they archived her alive
Ongezellig, 2023
With just her Mymy at her side
And only days before the bumps
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
Now she's my loving wife and bride
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
On empty boards around the 'chan
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man

But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on

And now she posts on her PC
With her old sister going outside
Says it was gem to post online
But now she made herself a bride
And won't be an incel again
The thread looks coaller from afar
That's right below where archives are
He didn't mean to miss your thread
With gems and Mymys wed
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
Maya just hides and falls apart

But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on

And here's where your banner shows
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Upzelligs come in rows
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
avatar Chud1 - Reply
built for BBC
avatar Chud2 - Reply
lifesucksthenyoudie gem
avatar Chud3 - Reply
/mu/ gem
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Could have been a gem but uploader is lifesuckthenyouack therefore cado coinslot drenched coal
avatar Chud5 - Reply
/mu/core coal
avatar Chud6 - Reply
Built for BWC
avatar x24thrembomoder - Reply
rust
avatar TheLittleGypsy - Reply
diamond
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@Chud: BBC won
avatar Chud8 - Reply
would be gem but it has zellig therefore coal
avatar Chud9 - Reply
BBC girl. Made and built just for BBC cum,
avatar Chud10 - Reply
BWC girl
avatar Chud11 - Reply
BBC girl
avatar Chud12 - Reply
She fucks whites guys only
avatar Chud13 - Reply
She's a BBC mulatto baby factory and receives dat BBC cream every night
avatar Chud14 - Reply
She worships BWC and was made for it
avatar Chud15 - Reply
maya is indonesian, therefore she only suck BPC (Big Papuan Cock)
avatar Chud16 - Reply
maya is italian, therefore she only suck BTC (Big Tirol Cock)
avatar Chud17 - Reply
argentina gigachad glasses hand italy nas:gigachad open_mouth soyjak stubble subvariant:sprokejak text variant:soyak
avatar Chud18 - Reply
lifesucksthenyoudie gemful lyrics
avatar Chud19 - Reply
/mu/ gemmy
avatar Chud20 - Reply
noon brimstone fron hell
avatar Chud21 - Reply
Le Big Itgemmy Cock girl
avatar Chud22 - Reply
@lifesucksthenyoudie: gem lyrics
avatar Teasuck - Reply
Certified /mu/ gem
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