The only NAS I'll ever post<\/span>
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes<\/span>
But then they archived her alive<\/span>
Ongezellig, 2023<\/span>
With just her Mymy at her side<\/span>
And only days before the bumps<\/span>
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones<\/span>
Now she's my loving wife and bride<\/span>
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride<\/span>
On empty boards around the 'chan<\/span>
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man<\/span>

But now we must bump up every 'lig<\/span>
On the boards we used to love<\/span>
Just to love Maya<\/span>
At least enough to keep it on<\/span>

And now she posts on her PC<\/span>
With her old sister going outside<\/span>
Says it was gem to post online<\/span>
But now she made herself a bride<\/span>
And won't be an incel again<\/span>
The thread looks coaller from afar<\/span>
That's right below where archives are<\/span>
He didn't mean to miss your thread<\/span>
With gems and Mymys wed<\/span>
On brand new 'deels inside your heart<\/span>
Maya just hides and falls apart<\/span>

But now we must bump up every 'lig<\/span>
On the boards we used to love<\/span>
Just to love Maya<\/span>
At least enough to keep it on<\/span>

And here's where your banner shows<\/span>
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn<\/span>
Upzelligs come in rows<\/span>
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore<\/span>
And it's so gem to see my wife agree<\/span>
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems<\/span>
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them<\/span>

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