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    ⚠️ Uploads with fewer than 5 (five) tags and a variant tag WILL be denied ⚠️
  • 10/18/25 - This Sunday at 6PM UTC the first Soytopia gamenight after months of downtime will finally happen. Check the /v/ thread for more information. tf2.soyjak.st
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  • 07/07/25 - Questions, complaints, or suggestions? Send them to soysneed@soyjak.st or post in the complaint thread

IP 216.73.216.185 has been banned until the end of time because of VPN Detected

If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you. Please email soysneed@soyjak.st or post in the /q/ thread.

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Chud1:
>DUDE some giga-autists spammed a bunch of coalsons which means I must make the site nearly unusable
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Chud2: If you get the captcha right, a task that is challenging only for mentally specialed individuals, the site will still be usable
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Chud3: @Chud: they captcha was made because of the j*rty spammer doe
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Chud4: @Chud:
>If you get the captcha right, a task that is challenging only for mentally specialed individuals, the site will still be usable

here's the thing, special. if you post from tor or vpn, the captcha is randomly rejected even if you type it right. sometimes it happens multiple times in a row, each time deleting the entire comment you just typed. i hope you understand now.
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Chud5: Why is the captcha so hard tho
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Chud6: Should current captcha be replaced with recaptcha?
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Chud7: @Chud: no
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Chud8: there is no captcha however
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Chud9: There is thoughever
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Chud10: Captcha got removed by the best admin (dust)
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Chud11: Bring back captcha so that low-iq vantablack noons can't post comments
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Chud12(10): ^ ugly person
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Chud13(11): ^subhuman noon
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Chud14(10): ^ subhuman ugly person
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Chud15(11): ^ illiterate raisinskin ugly person
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Chud16(10): ^ ugly person mods=gods flamboyant person
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Chud17: cope specialugly persons
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Chud18: @Chud: ok i apologise for calling you a ugly person and other coal things because you was right
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Chud19: this, so much this
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Chud20: The CAPTCHA is always wrong if you open multiple tabs and try to comment on any tab other than the most recent one. Why does that happen? It happens because the noon that wrote the code used a single, global CAPTCHA state that is updated session-wide whenever a new page is loaded instead of tracking it using a simple array, queue, client-side opaque blob, memcached or countless other ways that aren't specialed.

Just switch to fucking hCaptcha.

TL;DR if you browse this site on multiple tabs, the CAPTCHA will always be wrong. You need to refresh the site before typing a comment.
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Chud21(20): @Chud: @Chud: phoneflamboyant persons twitterflamboyant persons
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Chud22: @Chud: bumping this post so everybody knows how specialed the admins are
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Chud23: slice admins up with a dull knife blade
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Chud24: 'em
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Chud25: the gem that killed spammers
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