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Tags 2soyjaks armor castle classical_art_parody closed_mouth corinthian_helmet deformed glasses greece greek_mythology helmet holding_object horn i_love jason open_mouth roman_legionary_helmet smile soyjak stubble subvariant:emmanuel subvariant:wholesome_soyjak sword variant:gapejak variant:jasonjak
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Chud1: Common jasonjak gem
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Chud2: rare jasonjak gem
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Chud3: Jasonjak has a higher gem to coal ratio than cobson
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Chud4: coal coal coal
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Sectionalism: @Chud: tsmt
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Sectionalism: @Chud: that’s only because godson is spammed more
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Chud5: HWABAJAASG (he will always be a 'jak and a shinny gem)
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Chud6(3): @Sectionalism: I am a cobson enjoyer but I see the positive qualities of Jason as well
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lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud: I like to consider myself an optimist but what fucking positive qualities? Jasonjak was a garbage variant that was pushed by a specialed avatarflamboyant person for like two days to make some raisinty band he liked “sharty culture” or whatever. Literally nothing about him is high quality, I could go on pointing out all the critical flaws in his trace but I’d probably hit the character limit for comments twice over. Almost every gem that I’ve seen that uses Jasonjak uses detailed shading or external parts like hair to mask some of his flaws to make him at least passable as a ‘jak, or in the case of the Jason Voorhees gem, just straight up masks his face. Jasonjak gems are not gems because of him, they are gems IN SPITE of him.
And for the record, this is not a gem. Rust at best.
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Chud7: @lifesucksthenyoudie: based, keep critcizing those coalers
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Chud8: @lifesucksthenyoudie: >blah blah blah I'm a flamboyant person
kiss yourself ferret!
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Chud9: @lifesucksthenyoudie: tldr dilate
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Chud10: @lifesucksthenyoudie: >words words words
You are literally the new lolkek, kiss yourself
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lifesucksthenyoudie: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud:
>YOU CANT SAY homosexualSONJAK IS COAL BECAUSE… YOU HECCIN CANT OKAY?!??!

Fuck you, Jasonjak is brimstone and I’ll use how many words I want to say it, kill yourselves flamboyant persons
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Chud11(9):
>>YOU CANT SAY homosexualSONJAK IS COAL BECAUSE… YOU HECCIN CANT OKAY?!??!

>Fuck you, Jasonjak is brimstone and I’ll use how many words I want to say it, kill yourselves flamboyant persons

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Chud12: He's a gem. End of story.
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Chud13: Colchian gem
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Chud14: Darkness eye-veiling, skull splitting, man-killing, rock throwing polished bronze
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Chud15: The classic sword and sandal film with the stop motion skellies is fucking gemmy, go watch it (and Clash of the Titans too) if you haven't
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Chud16(15):
>roman_legionary_helmet

Umm... sweety...
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