Something that I've been cooking, it's taking a bit of time though so I'm posting a part of it(8/31/2026 9:36pm edit: I've finished the big 'toss) BEHOLD! The Higgers household! or atleast the members of it for now... We have: Soyak Higgers: the supposed man of the household(he's a soyboy cuck obviously) and(to his regret) father of it, he is the bread winner of the household thanks to his job at apple where he wages his life away either in its technology labs or its mineral mines! He holds a deep resentment for his children because they're both white and not black(Tyrone is sterile, shocker(also stacy scooped up soyaks cum and froze it)). Stacy Higgers: The strong independant lady , matriarch, and mother of the household, she eat hot chip and lie, girlbosses, tries to get Nate his green beans, tries to get Caleb off of his skibidi addiction, loves her husband, kids, and bvll, and she wishes Soyak would accept their kids.(also she is a threat to fishjaks across the world due to her compulsion to dump wine into bodies of water containing aquatic life) Nate Higgers: The man, the myth, the legend himself! First son of the household, big brother of Caleb, cousin of Nill Higgers, Friend of Chud, Cisjak, Sproketan, Soytan, Dan Bykes, James, Irvin, Kate Hikes, Nick Kiggers, and Ned Diggers. Because his dad is a soyboy cuck he looks to Tyrone as his male role model, this has lead to Nate being SIGNIFICANTLY more masculine than his father and actually getting girlfriends(but never scoring) to his father's dismay. Caleb Higgers: Nicknamed Caca by his fellow babyjaks, Caleb is the prime example of the infant soyjak, he radiates a slight harmless radiation that makes his skin peachy, he likes getting piggy back rides from Tyrone, interacting with his Brother Nate and his brother's friends. He has a skibidi toilet addiction due to one of his fellow babyjak friends such as Hazel introducing it to him, he is also the #1 novelty giga artist and thinks he looks like the novelty gigas. Tyrone: The modern master of finessing, basketball, and being a bvll, Tyrone is the Higgers family's bvll, Soyak wanted Tyrone to impregnate his wife to have mixed race babies however Tyrone was sterile, just wanted to be a normal bvll NOT a sperm donor, and Stacy wanted to have Soyak's kids, Tyrone has brought on Soyaks ire due to this along with playing "Touched" from Loveless while fucking Soyak's wife Stacy. Tyrone just think's his job as the Bvll is all in good fun but also tries his best to be a good male figure to Nate and Caleb due to Soyak being a "bitch ass nigga" that refuses to good things for his kids, recently he bought a new xbox so he can play multiplayer games with the kid's. He is also paranoid that Spadeson is looking for him to kidnap him.