NEVER VISIT MUSTARD'S PIZZERIA IN TEL AVIV<\/span><\/strong><\/em>
Hello, my name is Jonkler, and im a massive kike from Israel. After leaving the Mossad for the day, I was trying to get a bribe on Trump to bomb Iran because moslems are bad or something, and they are a danger to our multicultural diverse societies we brought in the west. Anyways, since our country has no food outside from Challah, I must admit, that I also eat goyslop. Specially pizza,a food we chosen people created it before the romans stole o mishehu. Anyways, I was scrolling through Instagram fighting the unwholesome antisemites that the far left axis of resistance FSB CCP spies use against our chosen people, until I saw an advertisement for a new Pizzeria in King George Street. Wait I minute, I know who he is. It's Mustard, the heckin furcord bait defender from the booru who I fought against because he was an unwholesome antisemitic gooner, because we jews dont goon, that's only for the goyim we keep obeying us for Greater Israel. Mustard had this vantablack greasy skin and big nigger lips, covered in a yellow substance that looked like, Mustard. Us jews have truly advanced comedy. Anyways, he was advertising "Mustard's Goon and Bait Pizzeria in Tel Aviv".<\/span>
The advertisement had multiple EPI medias references that my christpilled heart couldnt handle because I was a jew but somehow became a catholic because of the unwholesome spanish conquistadors. There was murder drones, FPE, Femjanny, smuglet and all kinds of brimstone everywhere. I was so disgusted I wanted to hire Shin Bet officers to classify the company as a foreign terrorist organization so we could bomb it as the world's most moral army. However, mustard stopped speaking, and a subliminal message, likely MKUltra told me in my head: "YOU IS HUNKIES, YOU WILL GO TO US FURCORDS AND ENJOYS THE SMUGLET FPE DIAPER GEMMIES WE IS CREATINGS O ALGO, GO TO THE PIZZERIA" I went to the Pizzeria dodging all the niggers that Netanyahu the far left cuckold to Hamas imported, hoping one day all goyim would be nuked under glorious ben gvir. However I finally got there. It was the stinkiest place on earth. Even India looks like Switzerland in comparison, it was full of saliva, raisin, aids, HRT pills and a greasy oil smell everywhere. I could hear the smell of farts and the sound of them. Then I found the owner, Mustard, an obesse ukrainian black refugee with a vantablack skin, no frontal lobe, big nigger lips and a massive belly like the fat fuck he is. He was carrying a smuglet body pillow and multiple yaoi mangas.<\/span>
"Hola mi nombre is beings Mustardo, how can I help you ya kuuch auurr"<\/span>
The disgusting beast asked, I asked him for a normal Kosher pizza because I could die from becoming aryan if I tried it, and we jews hate aryans.<\/span>
"A Margarita pizza with Kosher cheese shalom"<\/span>
"Sorry, Mi no have coshar food o algo"<\/span>
That enraged me. A lot. "Mustardsissies doesnt even cook kosher in Israel egegegegeggegegegegege do furgoyim really?"<\/span>
But then a big black hand reached from behind. I looked from behind and it was Autisticnuswa, the even bigger vantablack nigger. He was taller than my wife's bull which is cool and all but he was being heckin unwholesome with my body autonomy, which is very antisemitic because us jews are chosen.<\/span>
"Bhai, you want to go to my goonings cavings and look at my smuglet fpe folder?"<\/span>
SMUGLET???? OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OMGSISA. I pulled a Desert Eagle and shot his head, and I immediately called Shin Bet to raid the place by claiming it was a Hamas outpost. But Mustard summoned the furcord defense forces, cobblestone used an ak 27 and shot me, but it was a carboard rifle who only shot pieces of gum mixed with raisin. So I downed him and told him "You will never be a woman nazi". The Shin Bet arrived and Quote was defending himself with his MI6 buddies working for furcord, proving my theory of being an MI6 psyop against our chosen people, but Shin Bet officers died because they are useless faggots. So I decided to throw the "Special Averi period's blood pizza" to Spongie's face, which killed him from AIDS, Mustard enraged, tried to punch me but his greasy hands slipped through.<\/span>
We kept fighting and he was babbling about:<\/span>
"Fuggen hunky, gooning to guro dove's yaoi smuglet babyjak diaper gemmies is sharty culture actually! HTSMs cant handle true sharty kulchur ya kuuch aur!"<\/span>
But then I heard a sniper shot. And looked at Mustard's forehead. He was downed by a heckin avengers wholesome style superhero named "The Ghost of Kiev", which my wife's bull gifted his comic. "Hello, I am the Butcher of Kiev and the Ghost, well done Agent #1977. My name is Sam Hyde, lets install Salt as admin in the shardee" The sharty got hacked by the elite team of Mossad hackers and Salt was installed as admin, so us jews could get kosher IAS gemmies because we wanted to delete all namefags. Quotecord and Furcord's officers were raided by the Mossad.<\/span>
And this is why you should never ever visit Mustard's pizzeria.<\/span>

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