>I look like I work at Pizza Hut? Well listen, here's what Imma do. Cuz I look like I work at Pizza Hut, Imma go ahead and grab one of the empty boxes that are in my motherfuckin' stove cuz I always keep an empty, y'know empty pizza box just for the fuck of it until I feel like I'm throwing it away. <\/span>

>Imma go ahead and I'm just gonna ring your mom's doorbell. When I know you just sleep, Imma ring your mom's doorbell. She's not gonna answer it at first because she's gonna see a tall black man. But she gon peep through the peephole and see that I got peanut butter complexion, so everything's gonna be alright! <\/span>

>I'm gonna have the pizza box, and be like, "Excuse me ma'am, did you order pizza?" She's gonna look at me up and down, see the abs chiseling and busting through the underarmor, see the BBC slightly protruded to the left, and just PULL me in. <\/span>

>The pizza box flies, she says, "W-wait a minute, there's no pizza?" I say, "We-well, you just pulled me in the house!" Throws me on the couch. Gets to her knees, grabs one fist, grabs another. Gives me a double-stack because I got the BBC. Starts sucking, twerking, twisting, and I'm like, "Ouuh! Ouhhh-ogh-ahhhhhhhh!" That's all I can really do and I submit and I just bust infinite hot loads of matrix juice right down her motherfuckin' throat until she gulps... and gargles... and asks for more. <\/span>

>Get that ass banned bitch-ass nigga, get the fuck up outta here, somebody ban this nigga. <\/span>

>Imma deliver pizza to your fuckin' mom while you're asleep, bitch.<\/span>

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