Will never happen award, it's over award, I should kill myself like Maya wants me to. Kill me behead me roundhouse kick me curbstomp me beat me to the ground asplode me eat me let locusts lay eggs in my brain dismember me and feed my limbs to tigers run me over with an oversize tractor trailer shoot me with a tank sell me into slavery hang me decapitate me with the rustiest machete stab me with forks lock me into a padded room until I kill myself asphyxiate me with pawg thighs throw me into a vat of acid bully me until I kill myself fly me to North Sentinel Island and leave me there execute me in the middle of the Australian outback beat me with the butt of a Mosin-Nagant break every one of my limbs fingers first with sledgehammers tie me up on train tracks break my feet and arms flay my shoulders and arms and let a train chop me into pieces rip my face off bully me again until I kill myself