Hello guys, my name is Dan Bykes and today i will tell you something horrifying that happened to me a few years ago wich i still remember to this very day.

It all started when i was walking home from my shitty 9\/5 fast food job, on the way home though, i felt the need to pee, since im civilized unlike an average nigger baboon i decided to go to walmart, after all they usually have a somewhat clean public restroom in atleast my city where i live in, so i went there.
So anyways once i finally got there i went to the urinal and took a piss, while i was washing my hands next to the sink with soap, i started hearing strange noises from the toilet bowl, acompanied with nigger rap music, Iron mouse and lankybox'es autistic screeching, i decided to investigate.

Thanks to me being tall, i was able to take a little peak, what i saw was terrifying.
It was Emerald the famous booru gegbvll that i usually mock for the gegs to make my day a bit better, while i never expected him to be in the same city i live in, something felt wrong.

I saw him butt naked, he had a radio wich he seemingly put on top of the bathroom stall, his dirty and rotten, probably moldy clothes were on the ground, he was drooling and slightly foaming over an unflushed toilet bowl, his eyes were red and his pupils small, with sweat pouring down all over his body and blood leaking from his rotten tranny axe wound, he grabbed the shit from the toilet bowl and then began drawing queen of spades over the walls over and over before coming to a sudden stop, after a few seconds he began violently shitting on the floor wich resulted in his clothes being completly brown, he also emptied out the toilet paper and then he used the cardboard tubes from the toilet paper as party hats so he could wear them like banban from garten of banban.

Shortly after he took a piss in a janitor bucket while licking his hands, he then poured the janitor bucket all over xhim while dancing simmilarly to gigamilk, this was so disgusting that i had to vomit through the window, unfortuanately he heared me vomiting and he said something in a mix of spanish and mosothan before busting the bathroom stall door open, he saw me, but luckily since his fatass was slow i managed to escape.
This left me a mental scar and i had to take a break for a day, atleast it was friday though, with nothing better to do i turned on the television, there was news about ''Man arrested for public indecency and vandalisim after leaving behind trials of feces, pee and blood while running butt naked in walmart''
I couldn't believe my fucking eyes, i was relieved that i woludn't see such a vile abomination running across the streets of my town for a long time, but i still couldn't sleep that night, what if he finds me just so he can get revenge after being released from jail?
Anyways, im still mentally recovering from this experience, this serves as a warning, if you ever hear strange noises coming from the toilet bowl while in a public restroom, whetever its scrubbing, nigger rap music or someone speaking in specifically mosothan, run.

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