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>I was there at the great mexiaryangeronto goon sesh<\/span><\/div><\/blockquote>You were being gooned onto<\/div><\/blockquote>You’re giving the ick<\/div><\/blockquote>One night, Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT was busy posting on Soybooru when he heard a faint creaking sound at his window. Unable to easily turn around due to his great obesity, he decided "It must have just been a breeze". Suddenly, from behind him, Garf's voice rang out. "Hello Sexy!" he said. Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT panicked and stood to run, lumbering three steps towards his bedroom door before slipping on his carpet and rolling an ankle, slamming into the floor with a resounding thud. Garf giggled ominously at this.
Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT desperately tried to crawl away from Garf, frantically screaming "GET AWAY KRACKKKKA" at the top of his lungs, but only made it halfway to the door before stopping, gasping for air at the exertion of shifting his massive frame even a few feet. Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT shuddered as Garf slowly approached him, reminiscent of a nature documentary, a limping, helpless deer being circled by a merciless predator. Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT futilely attempted to crawl forward even a few more inches before hanging his head, crying in fear and shame in the knowledge that he was helpless at Garf's mercy.
Garf licked his lips as he neared the Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUTstein's massive, fattened hindquarters. As Garf began touching the great beast's buttocks, Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT's heavy, oxline breathing was periodically interrupted by fearful whimpers. As Garf slowly inserted his meat between Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT's immense, unwashed cheeks, so large that he could barely reach the anus, Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT grunted and tried in vain to shift away from him, but he could not hope to shift his great bulk. As Garf inserted his weiner, Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT squealed in pain as his masculinity was violated. "Shut the FUCK up, you stupid, fat, Bantu cow. You know you like this"! screamed Garf mockingly as he donkey punched him in the back of the head, before laughing maniacally.
As Garf neared his orgasm, he pressed Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT's head gently forward, the massive neck fat rolls cutting off his circulation. Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT, already exhausted and out of breath from his pitiful attempt to flee, began choking, his face going from red to deep purple. As Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT choked on his own fat, he lost control of his smooth muscles and urinated all over the floor, earning another donkey punch from Garf. In Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT's final moments, Garf's demonic laughter echoed through his ears as his anus spasmed involuntarily around his miniscule member. This proved too much for Garf to handle, and he orgasmed.
Garf rubbed his hands together like a true gangster as he walked out of the hovel, leaving the door open behind him. Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT's immense carcass was beginning to bloat in the South African summer, flies buzzing on a puddle of urine and feces pooled beneath him, imbued with a small mixture of Garf's special seasoning. The thought of Who_Let_My_BVLL_OUT's father discovering his bloated corpse, covered in the excrement from his defiled anus and left to rot, excited Garf so much he decided to masturbate to the thought when he returned to his village in Swaziland.

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