When Cobby comes marching home again Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll give him a Sharty welcome then Hurrah! Hurrah! All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout The jannies they will all sperg out And we'll all feel gay When Cobby comes marching home. Don't forget /qa/ When Cobby comes marching home. Get ready for the 4chud GETs, Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll give the hero sexts or septs, Hurrah! Hurrah! Well, the soyak gems are ready now To god-king Cobson, all will bow, And we'll all feel gay When Cobby comes marching home. Don't forget /qa/ When Cobby comes marching home. In twenty hundred and twenty-one Hurrah! Hurrah! That's when Clean Stable begun, Hurrah! Hurrah! In twenty hundred and twenty-two, Mods fear the /raid/ purview, And we'll all drink Sproke wine, When Cobby comes marching home. And we'll all drink Sproke wine, When Cobby comes marching home. In twenty hundred and twenty, see, Hurrah! Hurrah! Old Soot, created the Sharty Hurrah! Hurrah! In twenty hundred and twenty, he, Old Soot, created the Sharty And we'll all drink Sproke wine, When Cobby comes marching home. And we'll all drink Sproke wine, When Cobby comes marching home. In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed, Hurrah! Hurrah! Cob claimed ten million on [s4s], Hurrah! Hurrah! In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two, A god was born anew, And we'll all drink Sproke wine When Cobby comes marching home. And we'll all drink Sproke wine When Cobby comes marching home.