AccountPostsCommentsHelpSystemTagsSoyBooru Guidesoyjak.party
AllMy FavoritesPopular PostsPopular by DayPopular by MonthPopular by YearRandom Post
Blotter updated: 01/22/26 Show/Hide Show All
  • 01/22/26 - Soybooru happenings have a wiki page. Click here to read.
  • 01/20/26 - Where the muhfuggen cheese go at?
  • 01/11/26 - Anonymous uploading is now possible. Gone are the days of having to log out and log back in.
  • 01/09/26 -
    English is the official language of this site. You will not use any other languages.
  • 01/07/26 - NSFW AND META:PORNOGRAPHIC_CONTENT ARE SEPERATE TAGS THAT CAN BE USED TOGETHER BUT CAN BE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

IP 216.73.216.91 has been banned until the end of time because of VPN Detected

If you couldn't possibly be guilty of what you're banned for, the person we banned probably had a dynamic IP address and so do you. Please email mustard@soyjak.st or post in the /q/ thread.

See http://whatismyipaddress.com/dynamic-static for more information.

Contact the staff (be sure to include this message)

Advertisement
Image
main image
Uploader Charles_Sneed,
Tags bicycle bicycle_helmet blackberry bottle car child closed_mouth driving eating hair hamburger hand helmet holding_object holding_phone imminent_death impossible_whopper irl mirror mustache phone pov road soy soyjak soylent speedometer subvariant:ishish_soyak_ears variant:impish_soyak_ears
Source
Locked No
Rating IAS
Prev | Index | Next
Comments
avatar Chud1 - Reply
This speaks volumes of our society
avatar Chud2 - Reply
‘Jak and driving is a serious problem.
avatar NOOOOOOOOOO - Reply
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT DRIVE WHILE EATING, YOU ARE LITERALLY A MURDERER AND WORSE THEN failed painter from Austria
avatar Chud3 - Reply
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HECKIN RUN OVER THE KIDDERINO EVEN THOUGH HE'LL PROBABLY ugly person OUT AND KILL HIMSELF BEFORE 30!!!
avatar Chud4 - Reply
These ‘jaks are so fucking funny they make me want to merge without looking!
avatar Chud5 - Reply
yIkes
avatar Chud6 - Reply
This predicted the grimace shake wtf
Commenting
Comment Formatting Options
Want to report a comment? Report the post itself with relevant details.
Advertisement